First thought when you see the above poster's username [v2.0]

[JerseyJade]

I wonder if her eyes are green.

Nope. they're blue.

I wonder if he ever trips over his tongue?

 

[Trailing_Tongue]

Nope. they're blue.

I wonder if he ever trips over his tongue?

Of course.

I wonder if she is another East Coast night owl.

 

[MedicalMuse]

X-rays in excess are not good.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Must've been a good athlete at one point

 

[Twistedkink]

Must've been a good athlete at one point

Be careful when I bend over

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

Be careful when I bend over

Naked Twister Aficionado

 

[_valkyrie_]

First thought seeing RocinanteCaliban's username is that they are into horse play.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

He likes squirters

 

[JPReads]

He has had this handle since he was a teenager.

 

[_valkyrie_]

First thought seeing JPReads' username is that the ratio between capital and lower case letters is quite evident.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Her good books are a very exclusive club, and I can't find the correct tie.

silly Billy.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

silly Billy.

Sweetheart

 

[ydahecnot]

Wonder where he learned his baking skills!

Had to have been hit hard when Pier One Imports went under

 

[JKL123]

Had to have been hit hard when Pier One Imports went under

Wanted Que Sera for a user name but it was already taken

 

[Taegul]

Doctor JKL and Mister Hyde?

 

[NastyNyx]

Doctor JKL and Mister Hyde?

Bow chicka wow wow Hey Taegul

 

[Taegul]

Bow chicka wow wow Hey Taegul

My first thought? Where'd the damn spanking emoji go?

Hiya Nyx.

 

[Allyfox]

First thought taegul rhymes with seagull or smiegel?

 

[_valkyrie_]

First thought seeing Allyfox's username is that it might be a distant relative of the alley cat.

 

[Orchidea73]

Wagner.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Horror flick.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Bogart

 

[Anastasia1999]

Bogart

Cute young man

 

[Allyfox]

First thought seeing Allyfox's username is that it might be a distant relative of the alley cat.

Very distant

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Someone new to me that I've never chatted with...a belated, "Welcome to Lit" for you...