First thought when you see the above poster's username [v2.0]

[Lindi37]

He’s really into collectables

 

[Lonelywife1205]

He’s really into collectables

She has great tits

 

[Wriggle]

Pretty sure that's one of them ironic names like Little John.

 

[lanceGibs]

Has a tail that tells many tales.

 

[Eyelevel]

Does she like to be in control or give up control?

 

[lanceGibs]

Does he practice lancing?

Bratty in need of a daddy

 

[Series 6]

Bratty in need of a daddy

He's Mark Harmon's secret brother

 

[Wriggle]

80085

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

They're really good at doing the worm dance move

They are very good at being a tease

 

[Paligirl]

She’s a Tempest

 

[deft]

She’s a Tempest

She’s friendly and wants to be your pal.

 

[Heartstrings]

Punk

 

[Seadog777]

Look at me.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Look at me.

He’s a military man!

 

[Seadog777]

He’s a military man!

5th Generation.

 

[PassionsFlame]

Seals, I think of seals

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

Seals, I think of seals

I think of intoxicating inflamed passion.

 

[OnaTangent]

I think of intoxicating inflamed passion.

A romantic and playful partner

 

[Series 6]

A romantic and playful partner

Is an expert in onanism

 

[Grant55]

Is an expert in onanism

Onan is a generator.

Star Wars

Eta: For the username...still mutual fund sales.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

He’s fast and lies in the sun

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

fun

 

[MindYaBitness]

fun

Cheshire Cat grin, up to no good

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Cheshire Cat grin, up to no good

I'd like to nuzzle her...

 

[deft]

I'd like to nuzzle her...

I like smiles.