Five things...

[barefootgirl69]

As a stay at home mom, my only times off are nap and bed time so...

Cleaning, not the spot cleaning that goes on all day but CLEANING.
Playing with myself
Taking pics for Lit and Fet
Watch adult tv
Eat

Same question.

Off time? What is that? I am a SAHM, too, and off time only comes when they are asleep.

Reading Books
Mopping
Shower
Play time
Netflix

Five favorite things to order at a restaurant

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Five favorite things to order at a restaurant

Bhel puri chaat
Tom Ka Kai
Toasted fresh baked sourdough.
That thing I know my table mate would love.
Anything that arrives table side on fire.

5 things you have in your car that shouldn't be there.

 

[cookiecat]

Bhel puri chaat
Tom Ka Kai
Toasted fresh baked sourdough.
That thing I know my table mate would love.
Anything that arrives table side on fire.

5 things you have in your car that shouldn't be there.

1. Bags of clothing
2. A book a friend gave me on grief. I don't want to read it so I just left it in the van.
3. A vibrator
4. The xfinity cable box I was supposed to return 2 months ago.
5. A spoon.

Five things you watch/read/do when you masturbate?

 

[MastersDelight]

1. Bags of clothing
2. A book a friend gave me on grief. I don't want to read it so I just left it in the van.
3. A vibrator
4. The xfinity cable box I was supposed to return 2 months ago.
5. A spoon.

Five things you watch/read/do when you masturbate?

Youjizz, typically cream pie or gang bang clips.
Videos friends have sent me of themselves
Fet videos
Hard for me to get there alone without some breast and nipple play
Usually only clitoral simulation rather than internal.

BONUS: A plug is always fun to have in too

Same question!

 

[cookiecat]

Youjizz, typically cream pie or gang bang clips.
Videos friends have sent me of themselves
Fet videos
Hard for me to get there alone without some breast and nipple play
Usually only clitoral simulation rather than internal.

BONUS: A plug is always fun to have in too

Same question!

Five things - masturbation fodder?

1. daddy's disciplining "daughter"
2. gaping videos
3. stories about training
4. medical
5. mmm - i have a few i'll keep in my head

Five things you want to accomplish this week?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Farawyn]

1. Rest ( lots and lots, my body is yelling now this is no longer choice )
2. Pick the remain red currants and make jelly
3. Finish pear summer prune ( or at least do two more trees)
4. Sweep hard landscaping
5. Place, if not plant the pots of biggest things grown on from seed this year.

Pass this forward.

1. Clean.
2. Hike with my sadist friend.
3. Have drinks with same friend. She pushes me with the workout, but we like our wine.
4. Delete emails.
5. Stop crying.

Pass it.

 

[MastersDelight]

1. Clean.
2. Hike with my sadist friend.
3. Have drinks with same friend. She pushes me with the workout, but we like our wine.
4. Delete emails.
5. Stop crying.

Pass it.

* fetches you some Kleenex and offers a shoulder and ear *

Rest up. Got my ass beat on sat, the bruises are STILL not all the way in yet, he says it'll probably be days.

Some light cleaning, my floors are a wreck.

Pay some bills last minute

Play party this weekend

Get the chicken run started so I can let my clucks out of the coop.

Same question.

 

[cookiecat]

* fetches you some Kleenex and offers a shoulder and ear *

Rest up. Got my ass beat on sat, the bruises are STILL not all the way in yet, he says it'll probably be days.

Some light cleaning, my floors are a wreck.

Pay some bills last minute

Play party this weekend

Get the chicken run started so I can let my clucks out of the coop.

Same question.

Five things to accomplish this week?

1. Clean out car.
2. Going to try to get out to a munch
3. Convince husband I can cut his hair/beard
4. Mow the lawn
5. Clean out storage closet

Five songs that fit your mood right now

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Five things to accomplish this week?

1. Clean out car.
2. Going to try to get out to a munch
3. Convince husband I can cut his hair/beard
4. Mow the lawn
5. Clean out storage closet

Five songs that fit your mood right now

Dreams - Fleetwood Mac
Feelin' Love - Paula Cole
Makin' Me High - Toni Braxton
Just like Fire - Pink
Rain's Comin Down - Neal Schon

Five comfort foods you want around you when you get a craving.

 

[makemewet69]

Dreams - Fleetwood Mac
Feelin' Love - Paula Cole
Makin' Me High - Toni Braxton
Just like Fire - Pink
Rain's Comin Down - Neal Schon

Five comfort foods you want around you when you get a craving.

1. Chocolate
2. Nachos lol
3. Mashed potatoes
4. Mac and cheese
5. Pizza

5 things you can't live without

 

[cookiecat]

Dreams - Fleetwood Mac
Feelin' Love - Paula Cole
Makin' Me High - Toni Braxton
Just like Fire - Pink
Rain's Comin Down - Neal Schon

Five comfort foods you want around you when you get a craving.

Seems like you're feeling pretty good.

1. popcorn
2. ritz & cheese
3. oyster crackers
4. oreos w/milk
5. about twice a year - lucky charms

Five things you wear to make you feel snappy

 

[MastersDelight]

Seems like you're feeling pretty good.

1. popcorn
2. ritz & cheese
3. oyster crackers
4. oreos w/milk
5. about twice a year - lucky charms

Five things you wear to make you feel snappy

My hot momma bra and panties
Those jeans that do all the right things for my ass
My day collar
That little half jean jacket
My Master at my back or on my arm.

Same question.

 

[cookiecat]

I don't *ever* feel snappy.

I guess I better pass that question on then

Never? How about moderately pleased?

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

1. Bags of clothing
2. A book a friend gave me on grief. I don't want to read it so I just left it in the van.
3. A vibrator
4. The xfinity cable box I was supposed to return 2 months ago.
5. A spoon.

Five things you watch/read/do when you masturbate?

a vibrator....and a spoon. I hope there is no relation between the two item's purpose of being in your vehicle. Different strokes for different folks and all that, though.

1. Clean.
2. Hike with my sadist friend.
3. Have drinks with same friend. She pushes me with the workout, but we like our wine.
4. Delete emails.
5. Stop crying.

Pass it.

*leaves a big warm strong tight bear hug for Farawyn* Hope whatever is bugging you gets resolved my friend......if you need an ear, just let me know.

My hot momma bra and panties
Those jeans that do all the right things for my ass
My day collar
That little half jean jacket
My Master at my back or on my arm.

Same question.

Five things I'd wear to feel snappy?
A suit (I prefer a 3 piece and usually have a pocket watch in to accompany it)
A gef/jef cap....or those golfer type caps without the fuzzy ball on it.
My pendants, rarely if ever do I go anywhere without them around my neck.
A watch on occasion or wrist band one of my nieces made for me
A smile.....innocent, sincere, joyful, playful or wicked.

Name 5 Movies/Shows if given the chance, you'd love to guest star in.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[cookiecat]

a vibrator....and a spoon. I hope there is no relation between the two item's purpose of being in your vehicle. Different strokes for different folks and all that, though. <snipped>

No relation. One is for ice cream, one is for self pleasure. Oh. Wait. Ice cream *is* self pleasure! I get no time to myself at home. None. I decided I needed to binge on ice cream in solitude so I brought a spoon. I guess the same could be said for the vibe...

So I'm returning to that...five films or programmes ( or other arts performances) you would like to be in.

1. The woman scorned in a re-enactment of a crime on the ID Channel.
2. Part of the Zumanity Cirque de Soleil show in Vegas. This is assuming they'd write in a part for a middle-aged, pleasantly plump showgirl...
3. If I could go back in time, I'd like to be an alien girl who smooched Kirk.
4. Miss Yvonne's side-kick, cookie the cat! on Peewee's Playhouse
5. Dave Attell's co-host on Dave's Old Porn.

Samesies - Five films/tv shows or other artsy things you'd like to be in

 

[Farawyn]

No relation. One is for ice cream, one is for self pleasure. Oh. Wait. Ice cream *is* self pleasure! I get no time to myself at home. None. I decided I needed to binge on ice cream in solitude so I brought a spoon. I guess the same could be said for the vibe...



1. The woman scorned in a re-enactment of a crime on the ID Channel.
2. Part of the Zumanity Cirque de Soleil show in Vegas. This is assuming they'd write in a part for a middle-aged, pleasantly plump showgirl...
3. If I could go back in time, I'd like to be an alien girl who smooched Kirk.
4. Miss Yvonne's side-kick, cookie the cat! on Peewee's Playhouse
5. Dave Attell's co-host on Dave's Old Porn.

Samesies - Five films/tv shows or other artsy things you'd like to be in

1. Some sort of Foodie/Travel Show.
2. Howard Stern Show, he can spank me with those big hands of his.
3. Game of Thrones, one of those badass Dorn chicks.
4. Jon Stewart Show, if he was still there. A sidekick.
5. The Sopranos, one of the Mob Wives, just so I can dress like it was the 80s again!!

Pass it.

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

No relation. One is for ice cream, one is for self pleasure. Oh. Wait. Ice cream *is* self pleasure! I get no time to myself at home. None. I decided I needed to binge on ice cream in solitude so I brought a spoon. I guess the same could be said for the vibe...



1. The woman scorned in a re-enactment of a crime on the ID Channel.
2. Part of the Zumanity Cirque de Soleil show in Vegas. This is assuming they'd write in a part for a middle-aged, pleasantly plump showgirl...
3. If I could go back in time, I'd like to be an alien girl who smooched Kirk.
4. Miss Yvonne's side-kick, cookie the cat! on Peewee's Playhouse
5. Dave Attell's co-host on Dave's Old Porn.

Samesies - Five films/tv shows or other artsy things you'd like to be in

Well until your explanation, I was beginning to think you ate ice cream with a vibrator. Hell, if you let it melt a bit and turn it onto a nice setting, you could have a milkshake! *eyeroll* We all need some "me" time and a chance to enjoy our "guilty pleasures" so you gotta do what you gotta do.

1. Some sort of Foodie/Travel Show.
2. Howard Stern Show, he can spank me with those big hands of his.
3. Game of Thrones, one of those badass Dorn chicks.
4. Jon Stewart Show, if he was still there. A sidekick.
5. The Sopranos, one of the Mob Wives, just so I can dress like it was the 80s again!!

Pass it.

1. Firefly.....just love the show
2. Sons of Anarchy or The Shield....both great shows
3. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire or Jeopardy...love trivia
4. The Tonight Show with Steven Colbert or The Colbert Show.....Steven Colbert is an awesome individual
5. Insomniac with Dave Attell.

Passing it on.

 

[cookiecat]

Well until your explanation, I was beginning to think you ate ice cream with a vibrator. Hell, if you let it melt a bit and turn it onto a nice setting, you could have a milkshake! *eyeroll* We all need some "me" time and a chance to enjoy our "guilty pleasures" so you gotta do what you gotta do.



1. Firefly.....just love the show
2. Sons of Anarchy or The Shield....both great shows
3. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire or Jeopardy...love trivia
4. The Tonight Show with Steven Colbert or The Colbert Show.....Steven Colbert is an awesome individual
5. Insomniac with Dave Attell.

Passing it on.

Well - as I was sitting in my van (tinted windows) with that vibrator, I wasn't sure if it was kinda hot or pretty sad. Either way, it was "me" time.

Almost Jinx on your #5 - I said I wanted to be Dave's sidekick on Dave's Old Porn show! I love Dave Attell!

hijack over.

 

[cookiecat]

Five folks - famous or not - you'd want to be a side-kick to. A wing-man. BFF's

 

[Farawyn]

Five folks - famous or not - you'd want to be a side-kick to. A wing-man. BFF's

Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
Pink
Bethany from the real housewives of NYC
And...
cookiecat

(I would say NO, but she's already my BFF )

Pass it

 

[Farawyn]

1) My grandpa
2) Tolkien, maybe?
3) Joss Whedon
4) Wil Wheaton
5) My current BFF, one of my groomsmen, a better uncle to my children than any of their 10 actual uncles, and a regular gamer whom I don't get to game often enough with.

and interuptions dictate that i'll be passing that one along.

I'll do the hang with you and Tolkien if you can stand a tag along.

 

[MastersDelight]

1) My grandpa
2) Tolkien, maybe?
3) Joss Whedon
4) Wil Wheaton
5) My current BFF, one of my groomsmen, a better uncle to my children than any of their 10 actual uncles, and a regular gamer whom I don't get to game often enough with.

and interuptions dictate that i'll be passing that one along.

I'll do the hang with you and Tolkien if you can stand a tag along.

My vote also rests with Tolkien.
William Shakespeare
Edgar Allan Poe
Lewis Carol
Stephen King

Oops, why did I do all writers???

Same question.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
Pink
Bethany from the real housewives of NYC
And...
cookiecat

(I would say NO, but she's already my BFF )

Pass it

I looooove you