Five things...

[nicewon4u]

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1. Dog
2. Cat
3. Elephant
4. Cougar
5. Sensual male

List five things that excite you to the moon and beyond!

 

[MastersDelight]

List five things that excite you to the moon and beyond!

Just 5?

The crop on the bed
Rope
The phrase "wait"
The click of a tiny master lock
The singing sound an impact toy makes as it flies towards your flesh.

Name 5 names you hate.

 

[Blue]

List five things that excite you to the moon and beyond!

1) The moon and beyond.
2) Weird biology. E.g parasitic cells which naturally deform and burrow between host cells to intercept nutrients.
3) Sci fi art.
4) Science!
5) Reading good books.

(Edit: Damn, I forgot this was a BDSM forum. Should've put something about that.)

Name 5 names you hate.

1) Brian
2) Mark
3) Henry
4) Christine
5) Julie

(Sorry any Brian's, Mark's, Henry's, Christine's or Julie's, I don't "hate" those names, I just think those names are so bland )

If you found a Genie in a lamp, what 5 wishes would you make?

 

[MaryanneB]

To stay as healthy as I am now.
To never be too old to screw.
To be able to love one more time.
To keep smiling no matter what.
To turn on the news and smile at it.

What 5 things would you want happen to an ex?

 

[MastersDelight]

1) The moon and beyond.
2) Weird biology. E.g parasitic cells which naturally deform and burrow between host cells to intercept nutrients.
3) Sci fi art.
4) Science!
5) Reading good books.

(Edit: Damn, I forgot this was a BDSM forum. Should've put something about that.)



1) Brian
2) Mark
3) Henry
4) Christine
5) Julie

(Sorry any Brian's, Mark's, Henry's, Christine's or Julie's, I don't "hate" those names, I just think those names are so bland )

If you found a Genie in a lamp, what 5 wishes would you make?

Abolish world hunger
Life long happiness for my children
40acres of property and a nice farm house
Cure for all fatal illnesses and diseases
Limitless wishes

 

[MastersDelight]

To stay as healthy as I am now.
To never be too old to screw.
To be able to love one more time.
To keep smiling no matter what.
To turn on the news and smile at it.

What 5 things would you want happen to an ex?

For them to date someone as shitty as they were
To live the rest of their life with a tiny buzzing noise in their head
For the soles of their shoes to be forever sticky
Poor WiFi connection no matter what they do
For them to sweat profusely whenever anxious or nervous.

Five favorite candies.

 

[Blue]

For them to date someone as shitty as they were
To live the rest of their life with a tiny buzzing noise in their head
For the soles of their shoes to be forever sticky
Poor WiFi connection no matter what they do
For them to sweat profusely whenever anxious or nervous.

Five favorite candies.

And put an eternal stone in their shoe for good measure?
And I thought being a prisoner in Guantanamo was bad...

1) Any kind of chocolate-chip cookie. Maryland cookies, fresh cookies from a bakery, anything.
2) Fry's peppermint chocolates
3) Bueno's
4) Jelly beans
5) Those purple things in Quality Street tins.

I can't think of a question.

 

[MastersDelight]

And put an eternal stone in their shoe for good measure?
And I thought being a prisoner in Guantanamo was bad...

I can't think of a question.

Maybe I'll look into a torturer position after the kids enter school

How about....

5 dead ppl you would bring back to life.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[cookiecat]

5 dead ppl you would bring back to life.

1. As a group, my grandparents
2. Jesus
3. Ghandi
4. Martin Luther King
5. A good friend who I regret not spending more time with

Look around where you are and tell me five things you see!!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MastersDelight]

1. As a group, my grandparents
2. Jesus
3. Ghandi
4. Martin Luther King
5. A good friend who I regret not spending more time with

Look around where you are and tell me five things you see!!

Sippy cup
Tv buttons
Humpty dumpty book
Diapers
Chalk
(yup kids live here)

Five phrases you would kill to hear right now.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Five phrases you would kill to hear right now.

1. Don't cum
2. Good Girl
3. I'm so proud of you
4. Be mine forever
5. You just won the 3 million dollar lottery

5 Favorite Songs?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[LallyH]

I've tried so hard with this one too, but.....which are your five favourite babies?

But I wanted to not leave you hanging

So I pass on the question!

I know what you mean, Elle! So I've chosen five songs that remind me of important happy events in my life, which doesn't necessarily mean they are great songs

Funk Soul Brother - Fat Boy Slim
Butterfly - Crazytown
Epic - Faith No More
The boy with the thorn in his side - The Smiths
Cliffs of Dover - Eric Johnson

Five favourite aromas?

 

[LucyBee01]

I know what you mean, Elle! So I've chosen five songs that remind me of important happy events in my life, which doesn't necessarily mean they are great songs

Funk Soul Brother - Fat Boy Slim
Butterfly - Crazytown
Epic - Faith No More
The boy with the thorn in his side - The Smiths
Cliffs of Dover - Eric Johnson

Five favourite aromas?

Chocolate
Orchids
Freshly baking bread
Christmas trees
Master

What five things are you most grateful for?

 

[MastersDelight]

Chocolate
Orchids
Freshly baking bread
Christmas trees
Master

What five things are you most grateful for?

Master
My children
My health
My family
Books

5 favorite traits of the opposite sex (or whatever sex you're attracted to).

 

[Blue]

Decided to post what I was going to write for cookiecat's question.

Tell me five kinky things you really really want to try!

1) Blindfolded skydiving.
2) Lassoing a mule using an ingenious Shibari technique.
3) Infiltrating a female bathroom in NC by crossdressing.
4) Getting handcuffed and charged with murder.
5) Experiment to determine if equines can be masochists by cropping them.

5 favorite traits of the opposite sex (or whatever sex you're attracted to).

Things.
Too personal.
*Runs away*

 

[Farawyn]

Decided to post what I was going to write for cookiecat's question.


1) Blindfolded skydiving.
2) Lassoing a mule using an ingenious Shibari technique.
3) Infiltrating a female bathroom in NC by crossdressing.
4) Getting handcuffed and charged with murder.
5) Experiment to determine if equines can be masochists by cropping them.



Things.
Too personal.
*Runs away*

Intelligence
Hands
Cockiness
Sense of humor
Height

5 skills you have tried to master but have not, yet.

 

[cascadiabound]

Intelligence
Hands
Cockiness
Sense of humor
Height

5 skills you have tried to master but have not, yet.

Not yelling at the TV during the political season
Hand quilting
Rolling a kayak
Letting go of things that really aren't important
Believing that I am beautiful

5 things you have learned that you find AMAZING.

 

[cookiecat]

Decided to post what I was going to write for cookiecat's question.


1) Blindfolded skydiving.
2) Lassoing a mule using an ingenious Shibari technique.
3) Infiltrating a female bathroom in NC by crossdressing.
4) Getting handcuffed and charged with murder.
5) Experiment to determine if equines can be masochists by cropping them.



Things.
Too personal.
*Runs away*

*Drags you out of NC bathroom.... You better 'fess up!!

Intelligence
Hands
Cockiness
Sense of humor
Height

5 skills you have tried to master but have not, yet.

Cock.... what? Oh... Cockiness

Not yelling at the TV during the political season
Hand quilting
Rolling a kayak
Letting go of things that really aren't important
Believing that I am beautiful

5 things you have learned that you find AMAZING.

And.. are you getting better at that last one?

5 things I've I find AMAZING??

1. Trump could be our president
2. I kick ass at being the boss in our relationship
3. I suppose I could say gravity or the internet but I'm far too selfish. I'm amazed I'm so fucking patient in the face of really hard, frustrating stuff.
4. Haagen Daz rocky road
5. When you don't have them for a long time, orgasms are super amazing

Five things that gross you out

 

[Farawyn]

*Drags you out of NC bathroom.... You better 'fess up!!



Cock.... what? Oh... Cockiness



And.. are you getting better at that last one?

5 things I've I find AMAZING??

1. Trump could be our president
2. I kick ass at being the boss in our relationship
3. I suppose I could say gravity or the internet but I'm far too selfish. I'm amazed I'm so fucking patient in the face of really hard, frustrating stuff.
4. Haagen Daz rocky road
5. When you don't have them for a long time, orgasms are super amazing

Five things that gross you out

I don't know if I can find 5 things that gross me out. My line of work includes talking about gross stuff over lunch.
Okay.

C-diff feces
Smokers
Self absorption
Orange Presidential Candidates
"Being deliberately obtuse."

Oh, and 5 things you loved about your childhood...

 

[MastersDelight]

*Drags you out of NC bathroom.... You better 'fess up!!



Cock.... what? Oh... Cockiness



And.. are you getting better at that last one?

5 things I've I find AMAZING??

1. Trump could be our president
2. I kick ass at being the boss in our relationship
3. I suppose I could say gravity or the internet but I'm far too selfish. I'm amazed I'm so fucking patient in the face of really hard, frustrating stuff.
4. Haagen Daz rocky road
5. When you don't have them for a long time, orgasms are super amazing

Five things that gross you out

Haagen Daz IS amazing...

When ppl spit, especially tobacco
Dead animals (have encountered this a lot as a vet tech) especially when they're stiff
Drain hair
The smell of Parvo (it's awful)
Setting broken bones

5 things you wish you could be doing with your time

 

[Blue]

Five things that gross you out

Difficult.

1) Mucus
2) God damn Lotus seed pods
3) My face
4) Popping spots/cysts etc. I know there's a large and avid community of people who get some disgust-high from seeing them but I just can't.
5) Polystyrene

Oh dear god
Polystyrene.
Ever had ASMR? Spine-shivers that start at your neck/shoulders and move down? When I hear or see polystyrene blocks being rubbed together or just handled at all I get that feeling but with a neurological reverse; instead of nice sensations they are of absolute pure averse wretched disgust.
It must be some kind of hyper-sensory problem. Feels like the skin under and at the base of my fingernails is receding and my neck skin tessellating.
Like a kaleidoscope of dark blue and purple colours representing badness.


Pass the question on.

 

[cookiecat]

I don't know if I can find 5 things that gross me out. My line of work includes talking about gross stuff over lunch.
Okay.

C-diff feces
Smokers
Self absorption
Orange Presidential Candidates
"Being deliberately obtuse."

Oh, and 5 things you loved about your childhood...

haha! I'm trying to imagine what you do for work? (what's c-diff feces? Never mind, I just googled. )

5 things I loved about my childhood?

1. Biking to the Tom Thumb, buying m&m's with my allowance then biking to the library and reading Encyclopedia Brown mysteries (while eating m&m's) all afternoon.
2. My grandparents had a cabin on a lake. Spending all summer in the water.
3. My dad would take us out of school to do stuff like go see where Laura Ingalls lived, go up north and go agate hunting, to go fishing.
4. Every year, we'd put on a beauty pageant and every year, my grandpa would win.
5. 4H camp

5 reasons why you're a good friend