NoeMasks
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5 things that smell bad.
Death Horn Mushroom
Stale Beer Farts
Bitter Rose
Decomposing Mater
Alkali Oxidation
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5 things that smell bad.
5 things that smell bad.
Boiled eggs
My dogs after being in the sun
My preteen son! Lmao
Decomposing flesh
Marigolds
Passing it on.
What does a hemorrhage smell of?Burnt popcorn
Burning metal
C-diff
Dirty fish tank
Hemorrhage
Pass it
Death
Parvo
Renal failure
Foreign body
Bite abscess
Pass
The brains of one's own species
Five things that smell bad
Death...(sensing a pattern here)
A room with a bunch of people changing used skates
Dirty diapers
Skunked beer (or just skunks in general)
Mold
Name 5 things you prefer someone else do to you.
I'll answer your question JA!
1) washing my hair
2) touching me rather inappropriately
3) beating me
4) massages
5) uhh other sexual things
PASS
Hmmm, I sense a pattern here which is definitely black... I think we need more sunshine in our lives. Also, I find it amazing that no one thought of cat pee daisy's or carrion flowers or skunk cabbage, or even the CAT BOX as something that smells bad.
Oh well...
Five things I prefer to have someone else do to me.
1. Love me.
2. Respect me.
3. Obey me.
4. Then there's, wait, that's not TO me. How about...? Nope. Some...? Nuh uh. Ahhh, I'll have to get back to you when I think of more things.
PASSSS......
Pshh I make myself laugh so hard I cry. I'm fucking hysterical
Five things I prefer to have someone else do to me.
-Massage
-Shave me
-Love me
-Respect me
-Wash my hair
***5 times you would go back in time and tell yourself to make a different choice 0.0
Five things I prefer to have someone else do to me.
-Massage
-Shave me
-Love me
-Respect me
-Wash my hair
***5 times you would go back in time and tell yourself to make a different choice 0.0
I'd just kill my infantile self so I'd never have to live out all those instances of terrible decision making in the first place.
Just hope that the grandfather paradox isn't actually a thing.
Sorry Jester, got carried away! Lol
Five things I enjoy someone else doing to me.....
Gotta agree with washing my hair
Spanking just isn't the same when I try
Just listening! But yeah, I still talk to myself, lol.
Did I mention spanking?
Um....huh well damn. Oh....biting. Biting one's own self is nowhere near as nice!!
Passing!
I'll answer your question JA!
1) washing my hair
2) touching me rather inappropriately
3) beating me
4) massages
5) uhh other sexual things
PASS
1) Washing, touching, brushing, playing with my hair
2) playing with my breasts
3) spanking
4) massages...can't really do that satisfactorily to yourself
5) teasing me in all sorts of sensual ways.
~ pass it on ~
It's just dark humor...*glares*
One day I'm just gonna pop you in your mouth for talking like that Con.
You know no one here likes it and it makes people worry about you.
Having trouble thinking of a witty response to this...Now you're gonna get a cuddle puddle going. People will cyber touch you. How does that make you feel Con?
*grabs notepad and pen*
It's just dark humor...
I'll try and add more emoticons and/or punctuation to make it clear that it's only half-serious sarcasm.
"I'd just go back in time and kill my infantile self "
Having trouble thinking of a witty response to this...