Five things...

Death
Parvo
Renal failure
Foreign body
Bite abscess

Pass

Five things that smell bad

Death...(sensing a pattern here)
A room with a bunch of people changing used skates
Dirty diapers
Skunked beer (or just skunks in general)
Mold

Name 5 things you prefer someone else do to you.
 
The brains of one's own species

I've encountered this a couple of times but I don't recall a smell other than blood. Odd...

Medically there is so much that reeks!

Gangrenous drainage
A perforated bowel
For me childbirth is gag worthy.
C. diff is extra nasty
Oh hell, sebaceous cyst

Keep going people! Lol
 
Suddenly this thread is making me so happy.
NO, gross smelling medical stuff makes you happy?
*chuckles* yes because I like the look of horror on other people's faces.
 
Five things that smell bad

Death...(sensing a pattern here)
A room with a bunch of people changing used skates
Dirty diapers
Skunked beer (or just skunks in general)
Mold

Name 5 things you prefer someone else do to you.

I'll answer your question JA!

1) washing my hair
2) touching me rather inappropriately
3) beating me
4) massages
5) uhh other sexual things :D

PASS
 
I'll answer your question JA!

1) washing my hair
2) touching me rather inappropriately
3) beating me
4) massages
5) uhh other sexual things :D

PASS

I can't tell you how many times at the clinic I've said/heard "OMG come here! You have to smell this!"

I'll second the hair washing, or brushing, or really anything with my hair. I may have been a cat in another life....

Play with my boobies please.

Floggings. Not really something I can do to myself well.

Tattoos, I love getting tattoos.

Petting in general.

Pass!
 
Hmmm, I sense a pattern here which is definitely black... I think we need more sunshine in our lives. Also, I find it amazing that no one thought of cat pee daisy's or carrion flowers or skunk cabbage, or even the CAT BOX as something that smells bad.

Oh well...

Five things I prefer to have someone else do to me.

1. Love me.
2. Respect me.
3. Obey me.
4. Then there's, wait, that's not TO me. How about...? Nope. Some...? Nuh uh. Ahhh, I'll have to get back to you when I think of more things.


PASSSS......
 
Hmmm, I sense a pattern here which is definitely black... I think we need more sunshine in our lives. Also, I find it amazing that no one thought of cat pee daisy's or carrion flowers or skunk cabbage, or even the CAT BOX as something that smells bad.

Oh well...

Five things I prefer to have someone else do to me.

1. Love me.
2. Respect me.
3. Obey me.
4. Then there's, wait, that's not TO me. How about...? Nope. Some...? Nuh uh. Ahhh, I'll have to get back to you when I think of more things.


PASSSS......

It's why I picked a new five....sure with friends/coworkers the "smell this" game can be fun but did notice that bleak pattern.

Spoiled milk or eggs is also something to add to that smell list

As for my 5 things I enjoy someone else doing to me

Just about anything sexual is too damned obvious so instead here are some other things

Hug me....sure I can hug myself, but even without that "special" white coat on, you look a little crazy. Although sometimes that's something you need.

When I get a fresh hair cut or shave my head and a woman runs her nails across my scalp. Feels sooooo good.

A massage....and not just because I can't reach parts of my back on my own, it is nice to be pampered with a good strong thorough massage.

show affection...remembering the little things yet doing so in such a way I feel like the most important person in the world.

Make me laugh....again something I can do myself...but if done too much, I just might be getting fitted with one of those jackets I mentioned earlier.

Pass....
 
Sorry Jester, got carried away! Lol

Five things I enjoy someone else doing to me.....

Gotta agree with washing my hair
Spanking just isn't the same when I try
Just listening! But yeah, I still talk to myself, lol.
Did I mention spanking?
Um....huh well damn. Oh....biting. Biting one's own self is nowhere near as nice!!

Passing!
 
Five things I prefer to have someone else do to me.

-Massage
-Shave me
-Love me
-Respect me
-Wash my hair


***5 times you would go back in time and tell yourself to make a different choice 0.0
 
Five things I prefer to have someone else do to me.

-Massage
-Shave me
-Love me
-Respect me
-Wash my hair


***5 times you would go back in time and tell yourself to make a different choice 0.0

Dali, I can't, all my choices good or bad led to No, and I would not trade her for all the gold in the world.

Pass it
 
Five things I prefer to have someone else do to me.

-Massage
-Shave me
-Love me
-Respect me
-Wash my hair


***5 times you would go back in time and tell yourself to make a different choice 0.0

I'd just kill my infantile self so I'd never have to live out all those instances of terrible decision making in the first place.
Just hope that the grandfather paradox isn't actually a thing.
 
I'd just kill my infantile self so I'd never have to live out all those instances of terrible decision making in the first place.
Just hope that the grandfather paradox isn't actually a thing.

*glares*
One day I'm just gonna pop you in your mouth for talking like that Con.
You know no one here likes it and it makes people worry about you.
Now you're gonna get a cuddle puddle going. People will cyber touch you. How does that make you feel Con?
*grabs notepad and pen*
 
Sorry Jester, got carried away! Lol

Five things I enjoy someone else doing to me.....

Gotta agree with washing my hair
Spanking just isn't the same when I try
Just listening! But yeah, I still talk to myself, lol.
Did I mention spanking?
Um....huh well damn. Oh....biting. Biting one's own self is nowhere near as nice!!

Passing!

Thanks, but no need to be sorry. I was referring to how a considerable amount of us mentioned death (myself included). Yes it happens and it is unavoidable, but just wanted to lift the mood. All is good.

And Con, I do believe the grandfather paradox would be a thing there. Hope you're feeling ok.
 
I'll answer your question JA!

1) washing my hair
2) touching me rather inappropriately
3) beating me
4) massages
5) uhh other sexual things :D

PASS

1) Washing, touching, brushing, playing with my hair
2) playing with my breasts
3) spanking
4) massages...can't really do that satisfactorily to yourself
5) teasing me in all sorts of sensual ways.

~ pass it on ~
 
1) Washing, touching, brushing, playing with my hair
2) playing with my breasts
3) spanking
4) massages...can't really do that satisfactorily to yourself
5) teasing me in all sorts of sensual ways.

~ pass it on ~

1) touching or stroking my beard/ face
2) hugs
3) kissing :kiss:
4) massaging my back and shoulders
5) touching me in all sorts of sensual ways

Name 5 things you do NOT like having done to you
 
*glares*
One day I'm just gonna pop you in your mouth for talking like that Con.
You know no one here likes it and it makes people worry about you.
It's just dark humor... :(
I'll try and add more emoticons and/or punctuation to make it clear that it's only half-serious sarcasm.
"I'd just go back in time and kill my infantile self :nana:"
Now you're gonna get a cuddle puddle going. People will cyber touch you. How does that make you feel Con?
*grabs notepad and pen*
Having trouble thinking of a witty response to this...
 
It's just dark humor... :(
I'll try and add more emoticons and/or punctuation to make it clear that it's only half-serious sarcasm.
"I'd just go back in time and kill my infantile self :nana:"

Having trouble thinking of a witty response to this...

Ah good. Dancing bananas make everything better. :p

Also I'm sorry I gave you something you're having trouble being witty to. :(
 
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