Five things...

[Blue]

Five things you know you should put away!

1) My clothes.
2) That box I still haven't unpacked since I moved here a year and a half ago.
3) The fork I have just spotted whilst looking around.
4) An old suitcase.
5) I should probably put my cat away in an asylum.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MastersDelight]

Mine needs a declutter, I have a lot more than five things on there right now.

1. Toner, retinol and moisturiser
2. Body moisturiser
3. Ben Wa balls in box
4. Lavender water spray and aveda carribean water spray.
5 . Bizarrely, a bottle of dog shampoo.

I cheated, and that's still not half of it

Five things you know you should put away!

My clean laundry, I have a pile the size of Everest in my floor.
The dishes
My toddlers toys
The left over paint supplies from the coop
The loaf of bread Master bought last night. It's still on my kitchen table lol.

5 things that make your skin crawl

 

[Blue]

Pssst question.

And I imagine you ordered in living habits?

I can't think of a question.

I do certain things on certain days, that's about as ordered as I get.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

My clean laundry, I have a pile the size of Everest in my floor.
The dishes
My toddlers toys
The left over paint supplies from the coop
The loaf of bread Master bought last night. It's still on my kitchen table lol.

5 things that make your skin crawl

1. Spiders!
2. People eating disgusting things that shouldn't be eaten.
3. Scary movies, if ghosts are involved.
4. Seeing people get hurt.
5. Touching slimy stuff.

5 things you would do with unlimited funds?

 

[MastersDelight]

1. Spiders!
2. People eating disgusting things that shouldn't be eaten.
3. Scary movies, if ghosts are involved.
4. Seeing people get hurt.
5. Touching slimy stuff.

5 things you would do with unlimited funds?

Buy out all my neighbors and buy the 40acre farm property that backs up to mine. Fix up all my neighbors houses and give them to my immediate family (3 brothers, parents, parents in law, 2 sisters in law.) and build us a new house.
Start a non profit animal shelter with a low income veterinary clinic and emergency care center.
Make the ultimate bug out bag and bunker stocked with everything we would need to buckle down for 2 years.
Make a super secret fully stocked BDSM dungeon with anything and everything we could possibly dream of using.

Same question.

 

[cookiecat]

Same question.

Five things with unlimited funds

1. Without being debbie downer, the husband is terminally ill - I'd like to say I'd throw money at research to make him better - but ALS has no cure.... time is an issue soooo - I'd like to let him do everything on his bucket list!!

2. Start a fund for people with ALS to help them buy equipment, renovate homes, pay bills

3. Create a really cool respite facility for caregivers to come and spend a few days, a week to regroup.

(You can see where my brain is at these days...)

4. I saw this segment on HBO - John Oliver's "Last Week Tonight" where he started a company by registering it online for $50 and he purchased $15 million of medical debt for $60,000. Companies package their bad debt and sell it off to virtually anyone (like John Oliver's pseudo company). The intent is for the new company to begin aggressively collecting this debt. Olive forgave all of the debt he purchased. I'd like to start an angel company like that and do the same.

this is the clip from Last Week Tonight

5. Travel travel travel

Five things you want to accomplish in the next year

 

[MastersDelight]

Five things with unlimited funds

1. Without being debbie downer, the husband is terminally ill - I'd like to say I'd throw money at research to make him better - but ALS has no cure.... time is an issue soooo - I'd like to let him do everything on his bucket list!!

2. Start a fund for people with ALS to help them buy equipment, renovate homes, pay bills

3. Create a really cool respite facility for caregivers to come and spend a few days, a week to regroup.

(You can see where my brain is at these days...)

4. I saw this segment on HBO - John Oliver's "Last Week Tonight" where he started a company by registering it online for $50 and he purchased $15 million of medical debt for $60,000. Companies package their bad debt and sell it off to virtually anyone (like John Oliver's pseudo company). The intent is for the new company to begin aggressively collecting this debt. Olive forgave all of the debt he purchased. I'd like to start an angel company like that and do the same.

this is the clip from Last Week Tonight

5. Travel travel travel

Five things you want to accomplish in the next year

Get my daughter talking! She's speech delayed and currently not talking at all at 2. Therapy starts in August.

Lose weight, doesn't have to be a lot but I want to start feeling better and get stronger.

Along those same lines I want to find my impact play limits. So far I've never had to throw a yellow or a red, I'd like the opportunity to see how far I can go.

Join a rope school with Master.

Be happier, go out more, and pay more attention to myself.

Pass on the question. It's a good one.

 

[Blue]

Get my daughter talking! She's speech delayed and currently not talking at all at 2. Therapy starts in August.

Lose weight, doesn't have to be a lot but I want to start feeling better and get stronger.

Along those same lines I want to find my impact play limits. So far I've never had to throw a yellow or a red, I'd like the opportunity to see how far I can go.

Join a rope school with Master.

Be happier, go out more, and pay more attention to myself.

Pass on the question. It's a good one.

Good luck.

1) Accomplish at least one of the two things I want to do. One is starting a satirical podcast for a bit of extra money (What will it even be about?) and the other is building a contraption inspired by The Marble Machine.

2) Petition to change the prison sentencing system where I live. It's an absolute joke. People getting years in prison for possessing recreational drugs and Somalian cocaine smugglers walking out of court as free men with a few weeks probation. As just a small example. I want standardized sentences to become a thing already because the current judicial system is a mess of the finest order.

3) Read more books.

4) Master the art of eye contact.

5) Eat less crap.

Pass on also.

 

[LallyH]

2) Petition to change the prison sentencing system where I live. It's an absolute joke. People getting years in prison for possessing recreational drugs and Somalian cocaine smugglers walking out of court as free men with a few weeks probation. As just a small example. I want standardized sentences to become a thing already because the current judicial system is a mess of the finest order.

*hijack*

I read an article several years ago now about the difference in sentencing women and men in the UK for 'victimless' crimes....benefit fraud, shoplifting....

In all but the most recurrent offenders, the men were given fines and community service.

In 80-90% of the cases against women, the judge imposed a custodial sentence.

 

[cookiecat]

*hijack*

I read an article several years ago now about the difference in sentencing women and men in the UK for 'victimless' crimes....benefit fraud, shoplifting....

In all but the most recurrent offenders, the men were given fines and community service.

In 80-90% of the cases against women, the judge imposed a custodial sentence.

This made me think of this amazing documentary series I've been watching on a channel called Vice. The show is "Woman"

From the show:

"More than poverty, natural resources, religion, or degree of democracy, violence against females is the most reliable predictor of whether a nation will be violent within itself or will use violence against another country -- and gender violence has become so great that for the first time, there are now fewer females on Earth than males," says Steinem. "This series informs and gives viewers ways to help."

A link to the site

Skipping straight to the five things question...

If you could time travel, tell me five places you'd go or people you'd visit?

 

[Blue]

This made me think of this amazing documentary series I've been watching on a channel called Vice. The show is "Woman"

From the show:

"More than poverty, natural resources, religion, or degree of democracy, violence against females is the most reliable predictor of whether a nation will be violent within itself or will use violence against another country -- and gender violence has become so great that for the first time, there are now fewer females on Earth than males," says Steinem. "This series informs and gives viewers ways to help."

A link to the site

Skipping straight to the five things question...

If you could time travel, tell me five places you'd go or people you'd visit?

1) I'd take a boat with me and go back to 1944 to Leyte Gulf to see the battle that took place there back in WW2 between the USA and Japan. Apparently the largest naval battle in terms of tonnage, lots of pew-pew-ness.
Not really a fair fight though, the Japanese had less aircraft than the USA had ships.

2) I'd go back to mid-WW2 Russia and find out what happened to the original Amber room.

3) I'd go back and find out if I was actually switched at birth or not.
(Physiologically speaking, I'm quite different from the rest of my immediate family.)

4) I'd go a year into the future and see if Trump won the election, then come back and bet against the stability of the dollar.

5) I would then go 100 years into the future to see if the apparent rise of the far right around the world led to the resurgence of a new genocidal dictator.

 

[cookiecat]

1) I'd take a boat with me and go back to 1944 to Leyte Gulf to see the battle that took place there back in WW2 between the USA and Japan. Apparently the largest naval battle in terms of tonnage, lots of pew-pew-ness.
Not really a fair fight though, the Japanese had less aircraft than the USA had ships.

2) I'd go back to mid-WW2 Russia and find out what happened to the original Amber room.

3) I'd go back and find out if I was actually switched at birth or not.
(Physiologically speaking, I'm quite different from the rest of my immediate family.)

4) I'd go a year into the future and see if Trump won the election, then come back and bet against the stability of the dollar.

5) I would then go 100 years into the future to see if the apparent rise of the far right around the world led to the resurgence of a new genocidal dictator.

Love your historical perspective! Saw a documentary on the Amber room - I never new it existed. That would be something to know.

hush on the Trump...

Name five of your happy places

 

[Farawyn]

Love your historical perspective! Saw a documentary on the Amber room - I never new it existed. That would be something to know.

hush on the Trump...

Name five of your happy places

The beach
My car
Mom's house
Inside a good book
My clit


Name 5 scars on your body and how you got them. Mental scars cool, too.

 

[cookiecat]

The beach
My car
Mom's house
Inside a good book
My clit


Name 5 scars on your body and how you got them. Mental scars cool, too.

I like the last one!!

ankle where ski boot rubbed too hard
gall bladder removed
right arm - was tubing, the rope from boat wrapped around my arm and dragged me around
wrist from burning it on oven, the last time i baked (i dont bake much)
heartscar - happened on 11/22/13

Same question - Name 5 scars and how you got them...

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Name 5 scars on your body and how you got them. Mental scars cool, too.

Well, I stumbled into a dark question didn't I

1. Left hand index finger ( caught a butterfly knife someone was brandishing )
2. Back of right hand ( crushed in a machine when the safety didn't trip )
3. Right kneecap ( got stabbed in a fight when I was younger )
4. Left forearm ( x3 deep burns from a sincere apology I gave )
5. Right above my heart ( someone I loved a long time ago cut me deep during play, they are gone now, and I can still feel it even though it's healed. )

Name 5 things you want someone to say to you right now.

 

[Farawyn]

Well, I stumbled into a dark question didn't I

1. Left hand index finger ( caught a butterfly knife someone was brandishing )
2. Back of right hand ( crushed in a machine when the safety didn't trip )
3. Right kneecap ( got stabbed in a fight when I was younger )
4. Left forearm ( x3 deep burns from a sincere apology I gave )
5. Right above my heart ( someone I loved a long time ago cut me deep during play, they are gone now, and I can still feel it even though it's healed. )

Name 5 things you want someone to say to you right now.

This one I'm struggling with. Too intimate.
I can go lighter, but it's not what I'm thinking.

*waits to see what cookie cat posts*

 

[cookiecat]

Well, I stumbled into a dark question didn't I

1. Left hand index finger ( caught a butterfly knife someone was brandishing )
2. Back of right hand ( crushed in a machine when the safety didn't trip )
3. Right kneecap ( got stabbed in a fight when I was younger )
4. Left forearm ( x3 deep burns from a sincere apology I gave )
5. Right above my heart ( someone I loved a long time ago cut me deep during play, they are gone now, and I can still feel it even though it's healed. )

Name 5 things you want someone to say to you right now.

stabbed! burned! sliced! Scars are good reminders... even the emotional ones.

1. Over my knee!
2. Yes, your numbers do match! You won the lottery.
3. It was a mis-diagnosis.
4. I'm coming over - you can leave for the weekend.
5. Everything will be ok.

Same question.

 

[cookiecat]

This one I'm struggling with. Too intimate.
I can go lighter, but it's not what I'm thinking.

*waits to see what cookie cat posts*

Here's one just for Farawyn:

Name five things in your closet you never wear but can't get rid of!

 

[MastersDelight]

stabbed! burned! sliced! Scars are good reminders... even the emotional ones.

1. Over my knee!
2. Yes, your numbers do match! You won the lottery.
3. It was a mis-diagnosis.
4. I'm coming over - you can leave for the weekend.
5. Everything will be ok.

Same question.

Good girl, I always want to hear good girl, ALWAYS.
We've cured your brothers type 1 diabetes! (Diagnosed at 12, now 16, such a long way to go )
You've won the lottery! Everyone wants to hear this lol.
You're going to cum again. When spoken as a promise * shivers *
Come here

Same question.

 

[Farawyn]

Here's one just for Farawyn:

Name five things in your closet you never wear but can't get rid of!

Diane Von Furstenberg size 6 petite wrap dress in violet. I cannot let it go.

Wedding dress

Floppy beach hat

Pink Birkenstocks, or has hubs calls them, divorce shoes.

Trottier jersey.

5 of your favorite "products" shampoo, makeup, whatever...

 

[cookiecat]

Diane Von Furstenberg size 6 petite wrap dress in violet. I cannot let it go.

Wedding dress

Floppy beach hat

Pink Birkenstocks, or has hubs calls them, divorce shoes.

Trottier jersey.

5 of your favorite "products" shampoo, makeup, whatever...

@ birkenstocks! I own a few of those "comfy" things

1. crest white strips
2. aveda shampure
3. urban decay midnight cowboy eyeshadow
4. viva la juicy perfume
5. nivea essentially enriched body lotion

Five secret talents you have

 

[Farawyn]

@ birkenstocks! I own a few of those "comfy" things

1. crest white strips
2. aveda shampure
3. urban decay midnight cowboy eyeshadow
4. viva la juicy perfume
5. nivea essentially enriched body lotion

Five secret talents you have

I can hit almost any vein first try with a needle. It's in the feel/ the bounce, not the visual.

I can play the flute.

I can cook, big time.

I know wine.

I can give a cat a pill and escape unscathed.

***Name 5 of the best gifts you've ever received.***

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

I can hit almost any vein first try with a needle. It's in the feel/ the bounce, not the visual.

I can play the flute.

A Fluatist who practices phlebotomy... So a phleatist? Fluatbotomist? Needs to be a thing.

I can't sleep, so I'll play.

***Name 5 of the best gifts you've ever received.***

1. A Fender Precision that I've abused to no end, that I will never sell.

2. Tickets to see Roger Waters perform Darkside of the Moon in it's entirety.

3. A ring given by someone who's gone that never comes off, only switches fingers.

4. An old bayonet I inherited ( from WWII )

5. A VERY old copy of poems by Edgar Allen Poe that probably deserves better than me.


--Name 5 things that are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.--

 

[cookiecat]

A Fluatist who practices phlebotomy... So a phleatist? Fluatbotomist? Needs to be a thing.

I can't sleep, so I'll play.

1. A Fender Precision that I've abused to no end, that I will never sell.

2. Tickets to see Roger Waters perform Darkside of the Moon in it's entirety.

3. A ring given by someone who's gone that never comes off, only switches fingers.

4. An old bayonet I inherited ( from WWII )

5. A VERY old copy of poems by Edgar Allen Poe that probably deserves better than me.


--Name 5 things that are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.--

Those are really awesome gifts!!

1. My dog
2. My husband
3. I'm a sucker for those kitty videos people post on Facebook
4. louis ck
5. calvin and hobbes

Tell me five people you love