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Does this come in an anal application form? Might be handy to keep on hand for a few assholes I've met.
 
I'm cringing at the thought of actually liking myself.

:rose:

I think i like myself, it's the loving bit that i have trouble with. :rolleyes:

I give fucking terrible advice, pep talks, other things...

Oh, hush. :kiss:

I don't like my new counselor guy. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, and he's getting on my nerves. This seems to be a pattern out here, i think we're getting the leftovers because no one wants to work in this drug-infested redneck town. I mean, I get it, but come on people, send me someone smarter than me or i feel like I'm wasting my time. :mad:
 
My counselor is a member of Mensa, insists I'm smarter than her.

She's a talented flatterer.

Now if only she weren't so commonly sick in the winter...

For her own good ...not *just* because winters suck to be me, but also because winters suck to be anybody.

I'm not articulate enough to be able to describe what i need :rolleyes: but he is definitely not it.
 
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