Rumple Foreskin
The AH Patriarch
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Inspired by MG's apocalyptic vision, I came up with the following. It should reveal to one and all why I'm not allowed around the Poetry forum. To the tune of "Ballad of the Green Berets."I believe that the mere threat of airborne haggis has kept the Scottish tourist trade depressed for several generations.MG
Flying haggis from the sky,
Tourists take one bite and die,
Indigestible at best,
It will lay them to their rest,
RF