get some conversation going on the HT.

EJFan said:
yeah. he was out of the baseline... clearly.

i was actually looking for the original suggestion for the wager. i'm sure i said division winner there... wherever it was. the post you quoted above was from that discussion but the wager was earlier on. fuck if i know... i can't even see straight from my itchy, watery eyes. *sniffle... snort... blow*
Silverwhisper,

EJ has challenged me to wager streaking the HT on the winner of the american league east (yankees or red sox). When I asked him to explain how streaking the HT was done, well, he didn't exactly know but suggested I ask you.

Any ideas?


Thanks,
Scalywag
.....
 
Scalywag said:
hey, you CAN read
Yeah, who would have thunk it?

I think I know what my problem is, though. It's my English-major background. I've spent too much time looking really deeply into texts that I can't keep myself from doing so when the message isn't all that deep. Therefore, I see things that aren't there. Mostly dead people.

It's not that my reading comprehension is bad. It's just inappropriate for this forum.

I should be suspended from Lit.
 
Scalywag said:
EJ can search all night but he's not gonna find a challenge acceptance anywhere. Plus, I don't take off my Buckeye shorts for just anyone.
Scalywag said:
you're right. we do give you yankees fans a lot to work with. plus, i'm sure you yankee fans can't stand the fact that if MLB had never implemented the wild card for the playoffs, the red sox would never have had the opportunity to pull off the greatest comeback in sports history, and close it out at yankee stadium. oh well.

wager....I'm kind of at a handicap right now. if things even up tonight (although small is pitching and he hasn't lost a game yet - jinx attempt here) then I'll go for the wager.
It's a good thing I don't know dick about baseball, just stirring the possum here.
 
Scalywag said:
I also pointed this out to EJ, (not that you don't know dick about baseball, but the quotes you have in that post) but the red sox did not win that night and therefore did not even things up. Following that night was the 3 game series with the yankees. I wanted them to be tied in the standings BEFORE the 3 game series started.

But I appreciate your help in stirring him up. :)
:confused: :confused: :confused:
Oh ok, sure.
Who is their ruckman?
Do they have any good forwards?
How about those Swans eh!
Wasn't Hall's mark fuggin unbeilavble, talk about last line of defence. :D
 
Scalywag said:
EJ can search all night but he's not gonna find a challenge acceptance anywhere. Plus, I don't take off my Buckeye shorts for just anyone.
Did someone say Buckeye shorts?
 
Wait, I had to put up with all this sports talk and there is gonna be no nakedness?! :eek:
 
bisexplicit said:
Wait, I had to put up with all this sports talk and there is gonna be no nakedness?! :eek:
I'd offer to provide some but it would kill the conversation faster than a Yankees victory in the playoffs. Oh, and the nakedness would kill it even faster. ;)
 
bisexplicit said:
Wait, I had to put up with all this sports talk and there is gonna be no nakedness?! :eek:
But there will be Buckeye shorts, apparently. It's almost the best of both worlds. Almost. :cool:
 
bisexplicit said:
Wait, I had to put up with all this sports talk and there is gonna be no nakedness?! :eek:

i believe when we resolved the wager, the teams WERE tied... there's been so much discussion going on in a few different places that i can't keep it all straight. in my head, the wager was on the AL east division winners... and, in my head, scalywag did finally accept when i reminded him that the teams WERE tied when the bet was originally presented.

i don't know... the whole thing has me confused and i'm not gonna push it because there's a chance that what i have in my head isn't what wound up being posted. i'm too honorable a guy to put anyone against the wall if i can't corroborate what's goin' on in my skull... and that's scary on its own.

frankly... those new englanders all have pasty white butts that i don't need to see anyhow. :D i was really just workin' on eilan's behalf because she's been supporting the general streaking initiative from day one.

so, we'll see if the red sux are even going to taste postseason this year in a few hours. a cleveland win w/a boston loss means "wait 'til next year"... but torre's resting a few starters which should give boston a fair shot today. ;)
 
EJFan said:
frankly... those new englanders all have pasty white butts that i don't need to see anyhow. :D i was really just workin' on eilan's behalf because she's been supporting the general streaking initiative from day one.
There you go with the generalizations again. Rednecks are toothless and stupid. New Englanders have pasty white butts. ;) :D
 
Eilan said:
There you go with the generalizations again. Rednecks are toothless and stupid. New Englanders have pasty white butts. ;) :D

Hey, I resemble that remark! (at least the second one).

Need I remind EJ what happened to his beloved yankees the last time the BoSox entered the playoffs as the wild card team? Or is his memory, as depicted in his blog (so I'm told), foreshortened to earlier last fall?
 
midwestyankee said:
Hey, I resemble that remark! (at least the second one).

Need I remind EJ what happened to his beloved yankees the last time the BoSox entered the playoffs as the wild card team? Or is his memory, as depicted in his blog (so I'm told), foreshortened to earlier last fall?

lol.

last year, baseball was stung by a players' strike in the midst of postseason... i'm amazed to see that it recovered and the fans seem to have embraced the game once again.
 
EJFan said:
frankly... those new englanders all have pasty white butts that i don't need to see anyhow. :D

Ahem, my butt may be pasty and white, but I still think its nice. :D
 
bisexplicit said:
Ahem, my butt may be pasty and white, but I still think its nice. :D
I want to see EJ get out of this one. Now where's that popcorn-eating smiley when you need it?
 
bisexplicit said:
Ahem, my butt may be pasty and white, but I still think its nice. :D

midwestyankee said:
I want to see EJ get out of this one. Now where's that popcorn-eating smiley when you need it?

i have a pasty white ass too... not to mention a diminutive penis that's quite elfin when you get right down to it (which is where you have to go to see the poor thing :eek: )... but i'm not the one who's supposed to be streaking HT. maybe scalywag should be, maybe no one should be... i just know it isn't me... and you ALL should be VERY relieved about this.

bi... perhaps we need to wager on something so you can streak HT and show us all that fine specimen you're sportin'. y'up to the challenge? i'll gladly stand up on behalf of the HT residents and put myself on the line in order to have the slightest opportunity to see you streak the forum.
 
Scalywag said:
No. There was never an official acceptance of the wager.

However, since I always like to please the ladies, I will go forward and streak the HT. Now, of course nobody could ever tell me exactly how one does streak the HT, so I guess I'm the guinea pig. Here goes:


haha, very nice. ;)
 
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