get some conversation going on the HT.

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

what about EJ? he isn't around either, and you know what that means...

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

You officially aren't allowed to pick on me 'cause I just fainted in the middle of class, then had to spend forever at the unviersity health center. (Or "centre" as a canadian would say.) So, you have to be extra super nice to me 'cause I'm a freak.

(I fainted sitting down even! Can you believe that? What the hell is wrong with me? My TA with the totally hot british accent is gonna think I'm the biggest tool ever.)

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

WTF, you fainted in class? was there any blood in sight (before you fainted)?

What happened?

No, oddly enough, all we were doing was examining human skeletons. I'm very squeemish around blood, but bones really don't make me feel the same way. I'm not entirely sure why I fainted - I'm supposed to get blood work later this week to see if its anything serious.

 

[silverwhisper]

damn, bi, did they take your blood pressure? was it more or less normal?

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

damn, bi, did they take your blood pressure? was it more or less normal?

ed

Yeah, I've always had lowish blood pressure, and so I tend to get dizzy from standing up to quickly, but this time I was just sitting there and fainted. Truly bizzare.

 

[bisexplicit]

I hope everything is OK.

BTW bi, we were just starting to pick on EJ, since he's not here. Wanna join?

I'm sure everything is normal, I'm just still feeling a little woozy, and I'm supposed to take it easy for the rest of today.

And of course I want to pick on EJ! Hmmm, its so hard to know what to pick on first, though...

 

[silverwhisper]

wacky and a bit scary. been eating well, hydrating, etc?

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

wacky and a bit scary. been eating well, hydrating, etc?

ed

Yeah, I woke up late, so I actually had eaten right before class...its just odd that I can't really seem to think of what actually caused it.

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

he does give us a lot of material to work with, doesn't he?

Mmhmm, and he even picks on himself, volunteering information about his "small cock size" and "lack of stamina."

Maybe we should pick on him for playing poker all the time or something...that might work.

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

I'm not trying to steal the limelight here, but I had my BP checked at the doc's yesterday. 124/80, lowest it's been in probably 3 years.
I was a happy dude yesterday.

Thats awesome. Congrats.

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

bi: no iron deficiency in your diet, i hope?

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

bi: no iron deficiency in your diet, i hope?

ed

Ummm...I'm vegetarian and don't take iron pills like I'm supposed to.

 

[silverwhisper]

[trout-smack]

bah, vegetarianism...

[wrinkles nose & waves dismissively]



ed

 

[bisexplicit]

[trout-smack]

bah, vegetarianism...

[wrinkles nose & waves dismissively]



ed

bah, people who eat poor defenseless animals who are raised under horrible conditions, pumped full of hormones, then slaughetered.

 

[silverwhisper]

let me tell you something, bi, there's nothing like seeing a rack of ribs land on the table at a restaurant...the heady perfume of the rub and warm meat intoxicates, it spellbinds, it entrances...then there's the sensation of pulling a rib from the rack and descending upon it, ripping hunks of meat right from the bone, feeling the blood pumping faster as you indulge the hunter inside. the savage's heart beating deep within every human breast sings in the exultation of feeding, of tearing and rending the flesh of another creature.

but that's nothing compared to picking up the next rib and knowing you get to savor all of that again.

god but i love being a carnivore.

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

let me tell you something, bi, there's nothing like seeing a rack of ribs land on the table at a restaurant...the heady perfume of the rub and warm meat intoxicates, it spellbinds, it entrances...then there's the sensation of pulling a rib from the rack and descending upon it, ripping hunks of meat right from the bone, feeling the blood pumping faster as you indulge the hunter inside. the savage's heart beating deep within every human breast sings in the exultation of feeding, of tearing and rending the flesh of another creature.

but that's nothing compared to picking up the next rib and knowing you get to savor all of that again.

god but i love being a carnivore.

ed

*shudders*

 

[silverwhisper]

[does the anthony hopkins "fava beans" lines, complete with slurping]



ed