get some conversation going on the HT.

[Eilan]

You officially aren't allowed to pick on me 'cause I just fainted in the middle of class, then had to spend forever at the unviersity health center.

Damn, bi. Hope you're doing okay. I almost passed out in front of 50+ algebra students, and I was too busy being embarrassed to worry about how I felt.

let me tell you something, bi, there's nothing like seeing a rack of ribs land on the table at a restaurant...the heady perfume of the rub and warm meat intoxicates, it spellbinds, it entrances...then there's the sensation of pulling a rib from the rack and descending upon it, ripping hunks of meat right from the bone, feeling the blood pumping faster as you indulge the hunter inside. the savage's heart beating deep within every human breast sings in the exultation of feeding, of tearing and rending the flesh of another creature.

Is wrong that I felt aroused by that? Probably.

 

[silverwhisper]

considering that i've always felt the two universal human appetites are linked, i wouldn't say so. :>

ed

 

[Quoll]

Struth Blue, I think them drongos wuz takin' the piss outta us.
Wallaby buggered, here I am working flat knacker, and all I hear from me boss is didgeridoo this didgeridoo that and these damn seppos start callin' me a ken bludger.
Things are pretty ken crook when ya cobbers turn on ya, I always thought they were a grouse bunch a blokes and sheilas.
Stone tha fuckin' crows mate, I mean I'm no flamin' wowser or anything, but how much can a koala bare.
Well I'm startin ta think we might have to goanna do something about this, I mean fair suck of the sav and all, but they're like a bunch a bloody dingos.
[Meryl Streep] Da dingo's gort maa bayby [/Meryl Streep]
Watcha gonna do mate?
Well there's only one thing I can do mate and it's a bonza idea too.
Crikey mate will ya rattle ya dags and spill ya guts already.
Well I'm gonna grab some tinnies and head out the back-a-Burke, ya know out beyond the black stump, go ken walkabout and have a piss up.
You fuckin little ripper I'll grab some bugs and well have a beaut barbie too.

 

[australwind]

Cuneye cum too?

 

[SamanthaSmith]

Good Morning from Indiana!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[bobsgirl]

To all the folks from Ohio: Is there really a county called Licking County?

Yes, indeed there is.

There is also French Lick, Indiana (I think it's Indiana).

Also Big Bone Lick State Park in Kentucky.

 

[silverwhisper]

OK, seriously folks: did any non-aussies understand what quoll said? anyone? c'mon, be brave: let's see a show of hands here, folks...

[hears nothing but crickets]

mm-hm...that's what i thought...

scalywag: guess we can say anything we want about quoll: he doesn't even speak the same language!

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

My best friend is australian, but she doesn't say all those crazy things...she just pronounces things funny like "gay-rhage" for garage, "al-u-min-ee-um" for aluminum, and "batt-trees" for "batteries."

 

[silverwhisper]

but i bet she could translate if need be. :>

ed

 

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[Quoll]

Cuneye cum too?

No wukkas

 

[Guest]

 

[Quoll]

SCALYWAG & SILVER​

Thanks for the laugh, it was just what I needed after a big day.


Bi, hope you are feeling better.

 

[silverwhisper]

[bows]

first, i'd like to thank the academy...



ed

 

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[silverwhisper]

[wallaby-smacks quoll into a kangaroo's pouch]

:>

ed

 

[Eilan]

To all the folks from Ohio: Is there really a county called Licking County?

At the risk of divulging too much personal info, I just want to say that I don't live there. That leaves 87 other options.

 

[bobsgirl]

At the risk of divulging too much personal info, I just want to say that I don't live there. That leaves 87 other options.

Well, thank God! Neither do I. I think Licking county is full of cows. The bovine kind.

 

[Quoll]

silver,

man did quoll get even with us. among other things, he called us seppos....short for septic tanks, which is derogatory slang for Americans.

I was going to do a translation but you seem to be doing fine, let me know if there are any you are stuck on.

 

[silverwhisper]

that's gotta be one of the more interesting slang terms i've encountered.

ed

 

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