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[EJFan]

today i was able to wash my hands! both of them!!!!!!!!

new year's eve i had a "darwin" moment where i tried to put my entirely too large of a ham-hock hand into an entirely too small of a drinking glass. the glass gave way and cut a deep, inch long, crescent shaped gash around my index finger's top knuckle. after bleeding out for a half an hour (i think i hit an artery) and walking around the house with my hand on my head for four hours, i soaked and bandaged my way to some degree of dexterity.

for my next trick i'm going to try tieing shoes.

 

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[bobsgirl]

today i was able to wash my hands! both of them!!!!!!!!

new year's eve i had a "darwin" moment where i tried to put my entirely too large of a ham-hock hand into an entirely too small of a drinking glass. the glass gave way and cut a deep, inch long, crescent shaped gash around my index finger's top knuckle. after bleeding out for a half an hour (i think i hit an artery) and walking around the house with my hand on my head for four hours, i soaked and bandaged my way to some degree of dexterity.

for my next trick i'm going to try tieing shoes.

Fuckin' OUCH is right! Did you get stitches?

Last time I did that it was because I forgot I had put a 10-inch chef's knife in a sink full of soapy water.

 

[midwestyankee]

Fuckin' OUCH is right! Did you get stitches?

Last time I did that it was because I forgot I had put a 10-inch chef's knife in a sink full of soapy water.

I make a point of keeping my body away from all sharp objects. I wish I could say the same for the dish-washing sink.

EJ: my sympathies. I hope you're able to use both hands productively soon.

 

[silverwhisper]

EJ: my condolences on your sex life... :>

ed

 

[EJFan]

Fuckin' OUCH!!

believe it or not... if it hadn't bled all over the place i would never have known. i didn't feel a thing. the only reason it bothers me now is that when i move the index or middle finger, it stretches the tissue that's knitting back together.

Fuckin' OUCH is right! Did you get stitches?

sorry to say that i didn't. probably should have but the ER was a place i didn't dare go on new year's eve... particularly around these here parts.

EJ: my sympathies. I hope you're able to use both hands productively soon.

thanks... it's difficult doing everything with my recessive hand but i think of it as a challenge. fact of the matter is that i orchestrated this whole fiasco so that i could honestly say that i made new year's dinner single-handedly. HA!

EJ: my condolences on your sex life

thanks man... good to know someone understands the true gravity of this situation.

 

[silverwhisper]

you know, bi's back. she posted to story ideas this morning.

i think we need to start talking sports, stat.

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

you know, bi's back. she posted to story ideas this morning.

i think we need to start talking sports, stat.

ed

My favorite sports quote from the past year, from Dale Tallon upon being named the new GM of the Chicago Blackhawks: "I feel a little bit like Zsa Zsa Gabor's seventh husband. I know what to do, but how do I make it interesting?"

 

[silverwhisper]

[chuckles]

hey yankee, who do you like for the playoffs this weekend?

ed

 

[EJFan]

i don't know if you meant it as such, but i found it funny that you said "talk about sports, stat." personally, i've never been into statistics with sports... but maybe eilan can help with that.

 

[midwestyankee]

[chuckles]

hey yankee, who do you like for the playoffs this weekend?

ed

It's pretty hard to say. The Mercedes Championship has ended with a playoff only twice in the last six seasons. My guess is that Tiger Woods will not win the tournament this year. Beyond that, it's anyone's guess.

 

[silverwhisper]

come now, EJ, surely you know that throwing around random statistical figures devoid of context is a favored pastime among sports enthusiasts? almost as much fun as watching eilan descend upon a nice, big cock-size thread.

[trout-smacks yankee]

NFL football, ya doof!

ed

 

[EJFan]

... almost as much fun as watching eilan descend upon a nice, big cock-size thread.

ya know... i could actually see, in my mind's eye, a pair of condor-sized wings emerging from her back as i read this.

 

[midwestyankee]

come now, EJ, surely you know that throwing around random statistical figures devoid of context is a favored pastime among sports enthusiasts? almost as much fun as watching eilan descend upon a nice, big cock-size thread.

[trout-smacks yankee]

NFL football, ya doof!

ed

Why would you be interested in what's happening in the Netherlands Forensic League?

 

[silverwhisper]

EJ: why not? i was as i wrote it. :>

yankee: hey, my interests are diverse and wide-ranging.

ed

 

[EJFan]

Why would you be interested in what's happening in the Netherlands Forensic League?

i was gonna ask if this really exists... then i thought i'm better off not knowing.

carry on then.

 

[Eilan]

i don't know if you meant it as such, but i found it funny that you said "talk about sports, stat." personally, i've never been into statistics with sports... but maybe eilan can help with that.

But Mr. EJ, I don't know nothin' about "elementery" statistics.

 

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[Eilan]

wow, you must have some huge memory glands

It's makes up for what's lacking elsewhere, though I see that "you" have that covered. Well, mostly, anyway.

 

[midwestyankee]

It's makes up for what's lacking elsewhere, though I see that "you" have that covered. Well, mostly, anyway.

I don't think that anyone is going to accuse Scaly of having a button-down mind right now.

 

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[Eilan]

It's kind of an experiment. But I've already been PM'd by the HT resident creeps.

I so did not send you a PM!

 

[midwestyankee]

And I do not live here.

 

[EJFan]

It's kind of an experiment...

you're experimenting with a sex-change?

oh scalywag... i didn't know you cared.