Getting over the hump(ing).

[freaknut]

Perceived,

Believe it or not, I read an assload of romance novels and I've found that some writers will use a variety of words to express the same thing. So when I see one I like, I highlight it, and if I get stuck or it seems to be horribly sappy, I pull out a book, look up the word choices I really liked and then set about with Roget's and make them my own. It gives direction but at the same time, allows me to make the expression my own. Think of it as cliff's notes almost.

freaknut

 

[Guest]

freaknut:

You are one smart virgin. That's one of the best pieces of advice I've read on this board.

Very gratefully, Perdita

 

[MathGirl]

He masturbated stylishly.
MG
Ps. I'd write more, but I'm afraid of being called 'inane' again.

 

[Guest]

He masturbated stylishly. MG
Ps. I'd write more, but I'm afraid of being called 'inane' again.

Only the inane would call you inane, MG. But why are all these examples about men masturbating. Good grief, girl, give us femmes some style.

I use outside help so I can't write about it without citations; plus there are privacy issues involved.

Perdita

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Octavian and Sir Hugs:

You have my no. 2 requirement in men: making me LMA-not quite completely-O.

Perdita

ok, ok, I just know you are begging to be asked: what is your #1 requirement in men, perdy?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Octavian and Sir Hugs:

ok, ok, I just know you are begging to be asked: what is your #1 requirement in men, perdy?

Hugs: if you have to ask...

 

[sirhugs]

. But why are all these examples about men masturbating. Good grief, girl, give us femmes some style.

Perdita

" she masturbated with liberation."
" She masturbated smartly"
" she masturbated inanely"

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Re: Re: Octavian and Sir Hugs:

Hugs: if you have to ask...

oh, I never HAVE to ask
just anticipating your desires, like a good courtier

 

[Guest]

OK, I have to step in [giving Hugs notice to stand aside].

She masturbated--

while listening to Alan Rickman recite her favorite passage from The Return of the Native.

while watching Gary Oldman seduce the vapid Wynona Rider in the not-really-Bram-Stoker's Dracula.

on the folding table while her hubby did the laundry.

on the kitchen table while her hubby basted the turkey.
---------------

Get the idea, gentlemen?

Perdita

 

[sirhugs]

OK, I have to step in [giving Hugs notice to stand aside].

She masturbated--

while listening to Alan Rickman recite her favorite passage from The Return of the Native.

while watching Gary Oldman seduce the vapid Wynona Rider in the not-really-Bram-Stoker's Dracula.

on the folding table while her hubby did the laundry.

on the kitchen table while her hubby basted the turkey.
---------------

Get the idea, gentlemen?

Perdita

while watching Gary Olman seduce the incredible Sadie Frost in the same dracula, changing her life forever.
She masturbated:

*better than any man could
*better than any man could ever dream of
*cumming harder than any man ever made her
*harder than any man dreamed posible

all while doing laundry, changing diapers and cooking dinner

 

[Guest]

She masturbated:
*better than any man could
*better than any man could ever dream of
*cumming harder than any man ever made her

You get a special prize, KK. Step behind the screen, Sir.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

p.s.

Yes, Sadie was the best thing in it after Oldman's prince.

 

[sirhugs]

You get a special prize, KK. Step behind the screen, Sir.

Perdita

mmmmmmmm
being a gentleman, your wish is my command

 

[Guest]

p.p.s.

Man, you've got me going; I've got to go home and make a phone call.

* Gabriel Byrne in full armor fucking the vapid lady in Excaliber. *

But really sexiest person in that film: the incredibly intelligent Helen Mirren.

knighty, 'night, Perdita

 

[MathGirl]

She masturbated--

on the folding table while her husband did the turkey.
on the kitchen table while her husband basted the laundry.

 

[PerceivedAsReal]

I really think there's got to be a good pun on basting in there somewhere...

She masturbated while her husband, the chef and master baster basted the turkey...master...ful...ly...

Okay, so it's not a GOOD pun...

Though her husband did make sure the bird got it inside and out:

"Stuff me full, Daddy...let me gobble on that..."

 

[Quasimodem]

My televison set just advised me where to go to talk to "real live women."
Have I been conversing with dead female impersonators.

She masturbated tragically.
He masturbated instinctively.
She masturbated continuously.
He masturbated expeditiously.
She masturbated ostentatiously.
He masturbated communally.
They both masturbated terminally.

 

[sirhugs]

My televison set just advised me where to go to talk to "real live women."
Have I been conversing with dead female impersonators.

She masturbated tragically.
He masturbated instinctively.
She masturbated continuously.
He masturbated expeditiously.
She masturbated ostentatiously.
He masturbated communally.
They both masturbated terminally.

they masturbated together, interminably

 

[Guest]

they masturbated together, interminably

Very nice, Hugs. Another

Purr

 

[BlackSnake]

I go outside and have a smoke, if that doesn't work then I get laid and work on the story again at another time.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

She masturbated politely.
She masturbated narrowmindedly.
She masturbated rudely.
She masturbated professionally.
She masturbated with dignity.
She masturbated timidly.

 

[sirhugs]

they bought the world a coke
they taught the world to sing
they masturbated globally
simultaneously

 

[Quasimodem]

they bought the world a coke
they taught the world to sing
they masturbated globally. . .

and now, can't touch the thing.