Go ahead, ask me anything.

[pussyg]

Funny thing is, a year or two ago I'd probably have torn you apart for asking a question like this. Kink has totally mellowed me out. Either that, or I've just become jaded. Let's not dwell on that.

Kink is a fairly easy one. I think, gun to my head, I'd go with choking and strangulation - I probably couldn't say 'violence' and get away with it, but choking is a sufficient narrow field. And it is choking rather than breathplay, there is a line between the two. As for why, as sappy as this might sound, it's the look she gets on her face when I let up, the dreamy, half-asleep smile. I can't get enough of it. And the best part is, I'm told that's a pretty common reaction.

Fantasy varies, naturally. At the moment, favourite fantasy ties into favourite position - lately, the girl and I have been introducing anal play with an eye towards anal sex somewhere down the road, and she came up with a hell of a scene combining that with something I touched upon earlier. She likes the idea of Daddy tucking her into bed, going off to do what adults do, then coming back a little later having had a few - not drunk, not sober, somewhere in between - and violating her. Cuffing her hands to the top of her bed, pushing her face into the pillows and fucking her arse.

Seemed like a good idea at the time. Pretty sure that's one to keep hold of.

I did ask very nicely! I said please Sir and everything!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Would you rather have to think about Brian from the Family guy in order to reach orgasm, or would you rather ejaculate only from your right pinky?

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

Would you rather have to think about Brian from the Family guy in order to reach orgasm, or would you rather ejaculate only from your right pinky?

O_O

*Logical thought not found*

I think that question just made my head explode.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

O_O

*Logical thought not found*

I think that question just made my head explode.

It's a valid question. Who hasn't pondered it, late at night, when the dark place in your soul opens up and threatens to swallow you whole?

 

[satindesire]

It's a valid question. Who hasn't pondered it, late at night, when the dark place in your soul opens up and threatens to swallow you whole?

I told you not to read the Necronomicon.

But nooo, the book's not made from human skin and written in human blood, that's just for effeeeeect, you said...the last person didn't go mad from reading it, it was all that McDonald's he ate.

 

[teknight]

O_O

*Logical thought not found*

I think that question just made my head explode.

I see.


You'd rather ejaculate from your left pinkie.

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

I told you not to read the Necronomicon.

But nooo, the book's not made from human skin and written in human blood, that's just for effeeeeect, you said...the last person didn't go mad from reading it, it was all that McDonald's he ate.

Written by Alfred the Mad (or as he likes to be known, Alfred the I-just-get-these-little-headaches)

I see.


You'd rather ejaculate from your left pinkie.

Wouldn't everyone?

My next question:

If you were in soviet Russia, would you rather be eaten by food, or driven by your car?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I told you not to read the Necronomicon.

But nooo, the book's not made from human skin and written in human blood, that's just for effeeeeect, you said...the last person didn't go mad from reading it, it was all that McDonald's he ate.

I can handle it. It will be fine. Yes. Fine. Gurgle. I made a little place for it. It likes that.

It wants a human ear for a bookmark. I am leaving to go find one. Hmmm... Where is the OP??

 

[rekane]

I can handle it. It will be fine. Yes. Fine. Gurgle. I made a little place for it. It likes that.

It wants a human ear for a bookmark. I am leaving to go find one. Hmmm... Where is the OP??

MasterSir, shouldn't this be asked directly of you?

After all, that's what this thread is for. And DGE has gone off the rails a bit, gurgling about books made of skin and all.

MasterSir, while we are on the subject, what is your opinion of H.P. Lovecraft?

 

[MisterSir]

Would you rather have to think about Brian from the Family guy in order to reach orgasm, or would you rather ejaculate only from your right pinky?

No. I refuse to answer this question of grounds of religion, ethics and simple human decency.

If you were in soviet Russia, would you rather be eaten by food, or driven by your car?

Driven by my car. I wouldn't be dead at the end of it.

MasterSir, while we are on the subject, what is your opinion of H.P. Lovecraft?

Please. They call me MISTER Sir.

...you'd think I was ashamed of saying that. You'd be wrong.

Lovecraft - never really given it/him a try, I'm sorry to say, even though I have friends who adore the Cthulhu Mythos.

 

[satindesire]

I can handle it. It will be fine. Yes. Fine. Gurgle. I made a little place for it. It likes that.

It wants a human ear for a bookmark. I am leaving to go find one. Hmmm... Where is the OP??

xD *laughing facepalm* You crack me up. I think I woke up the Hubs laughing!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

xD *laughing facepalm* You crack me up. I think I woke up the Hubs laughing!

It feeds on laughter.

No. I refuse to answer this question of grounds of religion, ethics and simple human decency.

So, Brian then. It's cool; I think at one time or another, we've all thought about anthropomorphic cartoon dogs to "get us over the top."

 

[Etoile]

YES. Go forth, O Sultana of the Sapphic, and make a thread where you get to brag about yourself!

*high-fives*

 

[MisterSir]

Still being both a massive attention whore and a shameless bandwagoner, I'm invoking some necrophilia on this thread because it was entertaining and I feel obliged to bring my unique charm* to a new load of people. Ask away and I will try my utmost to be funny and/or interesting.

*unique in the sense nobody else wants it

 

[satindesire]

Still being both a massive attention whore and a shameless bandwagoner, I'm invoking some necrophilia on this thread because it was entertaining and I feel obliged to bring my unique charm* to a new load of people. Ask away and I will try my utmost to be funny and/or interesting.

*unique in the sense nobody else wants it

This thread is so zombie that others zombies are like WHOA WHAT'S THAT SMELL!?

But of course they can't talk so they're like UUUGH ERRRRRG MMMMMAAARRGHHH!?

 

[Ropebunny]

This thread is so zombie that others zombies are like WHOA WHAT'S THAT SMELL!?

But of course they can't talk so they're like UUUGH ERRRRRG MMMMMAAARRGHHH!?

This made my one of my earbud headphones fall into my tea from laughing - it had better still work or you're getting me new ones Satin!


And for MisterSir: If you had to live out your days as a piece of human furniture, what would your preference be?

 

[satindesire]

This made my one of my earbud headphones fall into my tea from laughing - it had better still work or you're getting me new ones Satin!

Oops?

 

[MisterSir]

Probably a wardrobe. You could put hinges on my rib cage and use it to hang things from.

 

[Ahlam]

If you could be any super hero, who would you be and why?

 

[satindesire]

Q: If I told you I spent 4 hours on Tumblr today reblogging mostly cats and my various TV show/movie/book series fandoms, would you say that is just barely enough Tumblr or would you recommend more Tumblr?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

If you could be any super hero, who would you be and why?

If you had super powers, would you be a super HERO?

Stag stole my response to Ahlam's question, damnit. And let's add that "and why (or why not)?" to Stag's question.

 

[MisterSir]

What was the first "fuck i'm old" moment you can remember? or are you such a youngster you haven't had those yet?

A few months ago, I was at a munch and doing my thing of being nice to the newbies. Still early, so the place was quite empty, and I greeted a girl who had the typical newbie look - obviously anxious, wondering if she's in the right place. She seemed lovely, until she dropped the bomb that it was actually the first time she'd been to a munch, mostly because it was the first time she'd been to a bar. She was 19. I felt impossibly decrepit.

Q: If I told you I spent 4 hours on Tumblr today reblogging mostly cats and my various TV show/movie/book series fandoms, would you say that is just barely enough Tumblr or would you recommend more Tumblr?

That is around the right amount of Tumblr, although I question that you're spending the time wisely. There is so much porn out there.

If you had super powers, would you be a super HERO?

Green Lantern - or, more specifically, the Green Lantern ring - and yes, unfortunately. It is not in my nature to be evil. Mostly.

 

[the captians wench]

I'm just going to pop in and poke again.