Guy lickin own nipples !

How to really have a good time !

HOW TO REALLY HAVE A GOOD TIME !

Guys and Girls,
I am about to unleash unto you the secrets of Tantric passion !
For many discussions on the guy lickin nipples, we have had varied views,
most of which were suicidal at best. Forget the seafood, the jumper cables and
the dead arm. This is how to really have a good time.........

You know, masturbating can teach you a lot about yourself, your
timings, breath control and your sensitivity ! Knowing how to get that
finale is very important. So, when you are all alone......try this method
and discover yourself like never before !

Turn off the lights and enter into total silence and darkness. Make sure your room feels
quite cold or else , after a shower, lie down on your mattress. Before doing so, make sure
you have something to visually stimulate you...like a movie or some posters.Lie on your back
with sufficient height on your head. Now, i am sure you will have the sense to devoid yourself of all
clothes.You can use a skin cream if you want. Now, don't go jerkin off immediately, that's the
easy way ! what you really gotta try is to relax . Now, slowly touch your nipples ever s sligthly.
Guys, girls aren't the only ones with them ! Think how you feel , do you feel a tingle ?
be slow and respond at your pace. Slowly you wil realise that your genitals have started to respond.
don't touch them yet. still go on with your nipples and they migth harden and you will
begin feeling a chillnes surround you. All the while, keep watching the visuals.Now, you must have a
silk cloth or a soft hanky somewhere.Put it over your genitals and feel the cloth.Yes, that's it.
Now, the most sensitive part of the dick is not the head,honchos ! it is the base,ie; under the head.
there is something like a bundle of nerves there. Touch it through the cloth. Slowly rub through the
cloth while watching the movie and occasionally touching your nipples. Then, you would start
feeling great and you might wana cum, BUT DON'T,NOT YET.the fun has just started.

Concentrate and breathe slowly.....it is a great feeling when you come close to cumming.
don't, try shifting your concentration and let it go limp again. You would feel tremenderous control
and power now. Repeat the whole sequence again always bringing yourself to just the cliff of
pleasure and move back.
It would be difficult to control at first but with practice, you are going to get better. Now, for the showdown, tease your nipples and your dick.slowly entice your testicles and feel it rising.Breathe slowly and don't get ecxcited. As it comes, tease yourself a few times more, the love juice would want to burst out,
and then, slowly close your eyes...if you are doing it correctly, you would start feeling like you are with
a woman and it would get very inviting.
Relax and let go.Feel yourself sprout. It feels great. remember to give pressure like you are urinating when
you ejaculate.You could practice this.and just feel how fast your heart beats and how dry your throat
feels !
Doing it this way teaches you to get the best out of
your dick.....and be a great lover.
Girls can try it too_Only one thing , learn to relax and don't
concentrate on just squirting out the contents of your testicles.

Hope you like this method.Hope you people will give your feedback soon enough !
 
All that effort for nothin !

DCL,
YOU ARE A LOSER, MAN !
come on, all that effort on
my part to respect your dick and
u had to get back to your f@$#%ing life !!!!!!!1
crazy dude , manno.....
keep on tryin, man !
 
Re: How to really have a good time !

earnestlover said:
Girls can try it too_Only one thing , learn to relax and don't concentrate on just squirting out the contents of your testicles.



Uhhhhh...sorry to be the one to have to tell you this darlin', but I'm a "girl" and sweetheart, I don't have testicles. So ya' don't have to worry about that last comment of yours. :D

hehehe...sorry earnest, just struck me funny as I read it. ;)
 
Sweety, i thougth you had some brains

i am sure u could have figured that one out.
go on , follow my technique and play with your leakin pussy.
because, hon..if u were so easy, then we guys wouldn't have to improvise like this , you know !
hey ! how would a gurl like you like to kiss
my nipples ??????
 
I'm confused earnest. Are you saying you're a girl with a leaking pussy? What do you mean "leaking", like what, Anti-freeze? That stuff won't cure frigidity, girlfriend. Woo-hoo!

______________________

I LOVE CATS!
 
"Not that there's anything wrong with that...."

all that effort on
my part to respect your dick and
u had to get back to your f@$#%ing life !!!!!!!1


That may just be the GAYEST thing I have ever heard...
 
Ah ! Cruel world !

It is not GAY to appreciate one's dick.
It's the Dickhead pride that all of us should have.
It is that little piece of us that really rises up to some serious expressions.So, it deserves all the TLC it needs !
YOU GOT THAT ?!?
 
It's not GAY to appreciate one's dick!

It's the Dickhead pride that all of us should have.

So when's the parade?
 
Macy's Balloon

Just in case....if they DO make a float....can LL and I be on top and sit and wave? Maybe dress up in some sexy costume and be the " Dickhead Queens"?


*practicing my wave*

*throwing condoms to the crowd*
 
Ah, if by a miracle I am able to attend the wedding...please don't leave me alone with earnestlover.
 
Tell me which parade you are turning up to LL and I'll be there parading just for you!

Da Chef

Always and ever...
 
Whisper baby, you can hang out with me. If any dick heads come near us, we can kick some ass! Then correct their spelling. LOL
 
LMAO...

This is completely off topic (er.. what WAS the topic?), but.....

I knew a guy in college who weighed just about 400lbs - you could safely call him fat (Guy's name was Hugh, and we called him Mungus... Get it?? LOL). He used to do this thing where he'd take a deep breath, extend his arms, stand on one leg, and slowly sway back and forth.... AND he looked EXACTLY like a Macy's Parade balloon!! First time I saw it I almost pissed myself I was laughing so hard (of course, that mighta been the acid... but it was still pretty fucking funny!!).
 
What in God's Holy Trousers does that MEAN?

Earnest, if you're not going to at least try and be a coherent dingleberry this just won't be any fun.
 
Earnest are you orginally from a small isolated mountain community? I mean hon here you are locked up and trying to make sure your message is spread. "All DICKHEADS UNITE IN PRIDE", and send the word out that we are not just jerking off we are raising up in worship!!!! Behold the large condom floating down broadway with it's knot securely tied. Chant with us "Please Great Trojan Don't Break"!!!!!!
 
Please Great Trojan Don't Break

Please Great Trojan Don't Break

Please Great Trojan Don't Break

Please Great Trojan Don't Break

My lovely disciples !

Yes ! it is high time that you realised
the truth. I AM YOUR MASTER AND I DO
LIVE IN THE MOUNTAINS.
I am the semen that gives Life,
I am the condom that protects you from harm,
I am the Eternal flame that burns within,
I am earnestlover, your true compatriot,

I am glad that you fair citizens have begun
to enjoy this monotonous jumble of mine...
but this is the true path to wisdom.

Be brave, my poor little horny souls, For I shall salvage you from the Junkyard you screw in.

Behold , i am within you !

Cum, bow down and kiss those eager pussies, for they are my gift to mankind !

BE HORNY AND BE WISE.

BELIEVE IN ME....MY WORDS MAY SOUND INCONSPICUOUS , BUT MY TRUE DISCIPLE SHAL ARISE FROM THIS JARGON AND FULFILL
THE DESTINY OF FILLING THE ETERNAL CAULDRON OF RAMPANT SEXUALITY !
 
One last post to you earnest. I know that I "get out there" with my flights of fancy but you my dear are the product of many generations of inbreeding. TSFF.
 
earnestlover said:
Hey honchos !

I am a guy who had a freakin time with women.Now, i'm out and untouched for maybe two years ( i survive by masturbation,man).

And I kept reading now I understand why....

I just need a few pointers on optimal masturbation, gettin the best out of my sorry little lonely dick !
you know any tips on great masturbation ? guys, i'm way past sanity.

No shit dude....
, especially when a woman does it to you.....but now i'm all alone and i rely on myself. So, any help for me ?

Help for you??? NO theres no help... and I can understand why you are alone....
 
Whispersecret said:
Ah, if by a miracle I am able to attend the wedding...please don't leave me alone with earnestlover.

I think the brainchild earnest is behind bars dear and, god help us all, he will be for a long time! Kinda helps me to believe our tax dollars are being well spent!
 
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