Have you ever masturbated while thinking of the Litster below you? 🍑🍆💦

[UnquietDreams]

I have no idea if I’m doing this right. Please be gentle all.

Given my virgin moniker the answer is obviously no.

You've got it. (The joke is rather than the person above you who you know who it is, it can be anyone. Just silly, go with it.)

The person below me?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

You've got it. (The joke is rather than the person above you who you know who it is, it can be anyone. Just silly, go with it.)

The person below me?

Well, goodness sakes I only realized you had a tiny crush on me earlier and now this too? Are we dating now?

Ummm let me think on it and I’ll get back to the person below me.

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Im finding new found confidence now that I understand how this all works.

Maybe now that I’ve shown to be such a confident and resilient man. But unlikely …

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Im finding new found confidence now that I understand how this all works.

Maybe now that I’ve shown to be such a confident and resilient man. But unlikely …

Okie dokie then

Below: I’m pretty sure i shot out of my daddy’s dick masturbating to them.

 

[Amanda330]

Okie dokie then

Below: I’m pretty sure i shot out of my daddy’s dick masturbating to them.

Nmk. Lol.

No. I haven't. And I can't now because I currently make the Sahara look like an oasis with how dry I have suddenly become.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nmk. Lol.

No. I haven't. And I can't now because I currently make the Sahara look like an oasis with how dry I have suddenly become.

Dammit, @AlwaysDancing! Dammit...

Yes. Yes, I admit it. I do. I really do.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I knew it. Yep. It's the snark, isn't it?

One more before bed..

 

[SWR101]

I’ve always wanted to, and have longed for the day I could make it happen, time to make a name for myself

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’ve always wanted to, and have longed for the day I could make it happen, time to make a name for myself

Another Gambit quote

Below … I have … just once. I’m not ashamed.

 

[devilsanus]

Another Gambit quote

Below … I have … just once. I’m not ashamed.

I knew it! Ya filthy perv!!

 

[Stillstiff]

Nope

 

[LouiseSuffolk]

Nope, and sorry never likely too

 

[SWR101]

I bet you I will at some point…

 

[SavannaT]

Yup

 

[deft]

Yup

I knew it!

And... below me... yes! So much! The cramp has only just relieved!

 

[Cjbdd]

I knew it!

And... below me... yes! So much! The cramp has only just relieved!

Well what girl doesn't want to hear she gives you cramps??

Below me? No...I don't do that, I am a good girl

 

[JustDave478]

We're about to find out I guess...

 

[Lily13]

Below me? I find it hard not to

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Not today … it’s my day of semen recovery.

 

[hopeful_wife]

Not today … it’s my day of semen recovery.

That's as practical a reason as any for why I'm getting turned down.

Below me? Not yet, but maybe someday.

 

[SWR101]

I’m probably going to later

 

[oxbowguy]

I'm always ready and "up" for you.

 

[WerdNerd]

That's getting me up for the next poster

 

[Massive Grooves]

That's getting me up for the next poster

No. Not even after twelve hours.

 

[OnaTangent]

Not yet