Have you ever masturbated while thinking of the Litster below you? 🍑🍆💦

[KinkyLaughs]

Negative

 

[bigwoody8]

I’m about to

 

[F3x0r]

I've considered it a few times

 

[LouiseSuffolk]

No

 

[pantyboidoe]

No

no but those straps & booty do inspire a lip bit

 

[Badxxxwifey]

I’m about to

I will now

 

[vibes]

I will now

You did well

Me too btw

 

[boo56]

I'm flattered...

And, I'm starting now!

 

[Series 6]

I'm flattered...

And, I'm starting now!

Aw, and he doesn’t even know me.

I may be wrong, but I don’t believe that I have

 

[boo56]

Aw, and he doesn’t even know me.

I may be wrong, but I don’t believe that I have

And, I don't want to get to know you. I mean, face it, it's all about the fantasy.

Heck yeah, I love to!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Man, you’ve really got an anonymous kink dontcha!

Probably. Possibly while drunk,

 

[sexymanfun]

No. They keep ignoring my unsolicited dick pics

 

[JackKingOff]

Yeah, i have seen too many that are not mine.

No, my chance has flown.

 

[Series 6]

And, I don't want to get to know you. I mean, face it, it's all about the fantasy.

Heck yeah, I love to!

Keeping it anonymous with your masturbating fantasies. I get it.

It’s inevitable that I will have, just not this time

 

[hopeful_wife]

It’s inevitable that I will have, just not this time

Hurtful.

Below me? I haven't, but maybe I should.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hurtful.

Below me? I haven't, but maybe I should.

I don’t know about SHOULD

Totally have. Over and over and over.

 

[mellowyellows]

Above me yes….below me….ur guess is as good as mine.

 

[Speshul91]

Maybe I have, maybe I haven't

 

[WerdNerd]

Maybe I have, maybe I haven't

I know, that is a rather personal question. Isn't it?

 

[Lily13]

Maybe I did yesterday

 

[positiveflirt]

Maybe I did yesterday

Oh that was you? Good to know

Below me? Not after the incident with the bees

 

[Chillygirl]

Doing it right now

 

[YourSecretSanta]

Doing it right now

Are you now??


Once, ages ago.

 

[WerdNerd]

Good times!

So far I haven't...today.

 

[37_ttej]

Are you now??


Once, ages ago.

Dear Santa,

If only you knew how much I’ve fantasized about your big white beard.
And those eyes with that merry twinkle.
Your fine wide ass in those tight red velvet trousers as you bend over to place the gifts under the tree.
And that big, black, silver-buckled belt just made for spanking!
But you never answer my letters.
You’ve never let me play with your Christmas baubles.
The only presents I get from you are lumps of coal.
Fucking tease.

Signed,

Holiday Horny