Have you ever masturbated while thinking of the Litster below you? 🍑🍆💦

[MidwestPrincess23]

I'm glad you made the decision for us

 

[UnquietDreams]

I hope so. I have been waiting.

As for below me? Only when the moon is full.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I hope so. I have been waiting.

As for below me? Only when the moon is full.

That's what? Once a month??

Usually, but only on Tuesdays....

 

[Bdm20]

That's what? Once a month??

Usually, but only on Tuesdays....

Is it Tuesday?

It’s possible if the next poster is a woman.

 

[Wriggle]

I'm not as stiff as them above because I have masturbated to anyone who posts below me .....

 

[MiaBabe23]

Anyone - could be read as everyone who follows? Nice!

Yeah, as long as there’s some Bach to hand

 

[RideFl71]

I'm more of a Rock me Amadeus kinda guy..

And who hasn't to the litster below??

 

[Wriggle]

I knew everyone was objectifying me

I imagined the next poster and I joining the mile high club.

 

[Cjbdd]

I knew everyone was objectifying me

I imagined the next poster and I joining the mile high club.

you might be right!

Below me...it's Sunday the day of worship...no touching today!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

you might be right!

Below me...it's Sunday the day of worship...no touching today!

Your worship your way, I'll worship mine

 

[lilmissdarling]

Your worship your way, I'll worship mine

I concur.

No.. I was told I only could after I finished my homework.. and well, I'm procrastinating.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I concur.

No.. I was told I only could after I finished my homework.. and well, I'm procrastinating.

Denied pleasure is a certain kind of kink, after all, and I'm not going if she doesn't

 

[PassionsFlame]

Hmmmmmmm....


Yes, just finished and my fingers are dripping on my screen.

 

[Wriggle]

Did you see stars?
They usually tell me they see stars.

I didn't masturbate to the poster below me, but I think about them when fucking

 

[MindYaBitness]

Did you see stars?
They usually tell me they see stars.

I didn't masturbate to the poster below me, but I think about them when fucking

That tracks

The Litster below me? Of course, enthusiastically, every hour on the hour

 

[Guido414]

That tracks

The Litster below me? Of course, enthusiastically, every hour on the hour

Mainly due to my massive… LEGO collection, I bet.

Only on the 3rd Wednesday of each month

 

[dawn_of_night]

That's great cause my Tuesdays are already booked....

Maybe I need a Monday gig too??

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Yep, sure have. Poses are perfect for my use!

 

[Series 6]

Yep, sure have. Poses are perfect for my use!

Are you saying I’m a poser?

Not today, I have a hand cramp

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Are you saying I’m a poser?

Not today, I have a hand cramp

Poses not poser! My favorite pose is...

 

[CasualMinx]

Nope

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’m a master of posing all the poses. Is almost impose-able now many I know. I definitely am aces at your favorite.

Below … yes I did and is I suffered severe cramps because I was in the middle of the pretzel sort of pose.

But phew was it worth it.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’m a master of posing all the poses. Is almost impose-able now many I know. I definitely am aces at your favorite.

Below … yes I did and is I suffered severe cramps because I was in the middle of the pretzel sort of pose.

But phew was it worth it.

It always is, sweetcheeks....

And below?

I think I'm up to Q in the alphabet list of litsters...

 

[RideFl71]

It always is, sweetcheeks....

And below?

I think I'm up to Q in the alphabet list of litsters...

Idk who Q is.... But I made the list..

And they are "below" me now..

 

[Series 6]

Idk who Q is.... But I made the list..

And they are "below" me now..

Isn’t “Q” responsible for all of those crazy conspiracy theories ?

And look out below. You’ll be singing The Who’s “Love Reign O’er Me” because it will be raining the crewmen from a solo banana boat ride.