Have you ever masturbated while thinking of the Litster below you? 🍑🍆💦

[OnaTangent]

I would never be so presumptuous

 

[37_ttej]

I would never be so presumptuous

Nope, but you never know.
There’s something sexy about a trigonometry-inspired username.
Mmm, the ratio of sine and cosine function of a cute angle!
(see what I did there?)

 

[OnaTangent]

Just gotta get on the right frequency

 

[RideFl71]

I have not

 

[Shelld7]

Thinking of very naughty things right now

 

[OnaTangent]

Thinking of very naughty things right now

Me too

 

[Speshul91]

Me too

That makes 3 of us

 

[sexymanfun]

Nope, but you never know.
There’s something sexy about a trigonometry-inspired username.
Mmm, the ratio of sine and cosine function of a cute angle!
(see what I did there?)

Is that a hypotenuse in your unit circle or or are you just being obtuse? Can't help but think there's missed cream-Pythagoran opportunity too Cream-pi works too

 

[OnaTangent]

This place will do it to you

 

[37_ttej]

Is that a hypotenuse in your unit circle or or are you just being obtuse? Can't help but think there's missed cream-Pythagoran opportunity too Cream-pi works too

Nicely played, sir.
So hot right now.
(fap, fap, fap)

 

[teleski00]

Thinking of very naughty things right now

What kind of naughty things?

 

[Shelld7]

tasting you

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Yes. Five years ago this very night.

 

[teleski00]

tasting you

That’s a nice place to start but I think you have even naughtier things you want to do!

 

[Biggalute]

Of course, they're the cause of my calluses

 

[Series 6]

Of course, they're the cause of my calluses

You need to use adequate lube to prevent calluses and chaffing.

Yea, the person below needs to look out. That isn’t Jergen’s lotion showering down.

 

[Apisto42]

You need to use adequate lube to prevent calluses and chaffing.

Yea, the person below needs to look out. That isn’t Jergen’s lotion showering down.

That is the way.

To the lovely fucker below me, be prepared, it was already wet before I got here, and now that you’re here? It’s a fucking monsoon.

 

[MissMayhem69]

How'd you guess?

And below me yes also, many many times

 

[Jordan90]

This is like Schrodinger's Sex Thread...

I'll say No. For now ...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Not only have I, but I couldn’t stop and was five hours late for work!!!!

 

[Biggalute]

Happy to be the cause of your tardiness.

Below. They're the cause of my carpel tunnel syndrome

 

[Photog1rl]

Dang. You’ve really been going to town haven't you?

The Litster below me? There was a time when it happened but it was a long time ago.

 

[RideFl71]

I knew it...

I have but.... Only blindfolded wearing headphones listening to ocean waves.

 

[Grant55]

Maybe lake waves.

Below me? We'll there was that one time.

 

[sexymanfun]

The odds are not zero