Have you ever masturbated while thinking of the Litster below you? 🍑🍆💦

I would never be so presumptuous
Nope, but you never know.
There’s something sexy about a trigonometry-inspired username.
Mmm, the ratio of sine and cosine function of a cute angle! 😈
(see what I did there?)
 
Nope, but you never know.
There’s something sexy about a trigonometry-inspired username.
Mmm, the ratio of sine and cosine function of a cute angle! 😈
(see what I did there?)
Is that a hypotenuse in your unit circle or or are you just being obtuse? Can't help but think there's missed cream-Pythagoran opportunity too 😂 Cream-pi works too 🤓
 
You need to use adequate lube to prevent calluses and chaffing.

Yea, the person below needs to look out. That isn’t Jergen’s lotion showering down.
That is the way.

To the lovely fucker below me, be prepared, it was already wet before I got here, and now that you’re here? It’s a fucking monsoon.
 
Happy to be the cause of your tardiness. ☺️

Below. They're the cause of my carpel tunnel syndrome
 
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