have you recieved Bad head

[Heatlessfever]

i've been giving you a hard time for not smiling in your threads because i thought possibly you borrowed the pictures from a friend and forgot to give them back. but you just said "semantics", "temporal", and "allotted" in a thread about blow jobs. you cut crap with inductive reasoning, and your participles didn't dangle. i'm nearly a fan. not that you should spend much time awake at night considering my fandom.

if you would write the word lit on your body in lipstick or marker and show your face in the pics, i would do whatever was necessary to have your children. and also be a big fan.

Consider it done.

 

[snorkyman]

it is allowed to talk during a blow job, if you are not feeling the the real deal talk to her and say what you like...... i would wan't any lady I was giving oral to, to really benefit from my actions, I would be mortified if i was not doing the job right, i'd want her her to tell me what floats her boat, we are are all different

 

[Heatlessfever]

Maybe you shouldn't be so judgmental.

You do have half a point. The only reason I'd hesitate visiting a prostitute (ok, second reason. The first being STI's) is the large # of women forced into the profession through no choice of their own.

Ah, you sir, are wise. I wasn't trying to be judgmental, merely point out a flaw in his reasoning. That is why after he "yielded", I did not continue to harass the poor guy. This is not a win/lose competition. It's not sport.

I saw an issue to address, I addressed, I bear the guy no ill will. I hope he learned something from me.

 

[GoodOmen]

it is allowed to talk during a blow job, if you are not feeling the the real deal talk to her and say what you like...... i would wan't any lady I was giving oral to, to really benefit from my actions, I would be mortified if i was not doing the job right, i'd want her her to tell me what floats her boat, we are are all different

I completely agree here. Unfortunately, this is where my bad head story begins. She was down there working hard, but just not doing a very good job. I tried to tell her how she could make it feel better (playing with my balls, stroking the shaft as she sucks - basics, really). She did not take the advice very well. Instead of stroking, she gripped it - like squeezed the hell out of it, looked up and said, "is that better, you jerk?!" It was not a fun time.

 

[snorkyman]

ouch

I completely agree here. Unfortunately, this is where my bad head story begins. She was down there working hard, but just not doing a very good job. I tried to tell her how she could make it feel better (playing with my balls, stroking the shaft as she sucks - basics, really). She did not take the advice very well. Instead of stroking, she gripped it - like squeezed the hell out of it, looked up and said, "is that better, you jerk?!" It was not a fun time.

ok so most of the time it helps to talk

better than being on jeremy kyle or jerry springer though

 

[GoodOmen]

ok so most of the time it helps to talk

better than being on jeremy kyle or jerry springer though

Yeah, that girl was bat shit crazy anyway, and I've since had no problems.

 

[Heatlessfever]

Haha, I can't explain away bitchy women who need to slapped in the face with a good cock. Sorry.

I like penis. Tell me how to do it. Put your hand over mine and guide it. Gently guide my head on your cock, showing me how you would like it...

 

[daddyforlovin]

how about when she starts and quits about a minute in and says, "ok, my jaw hurts so you have to finish yourself"...yes thats a true story...

 

[GoodOmen]

Haha, I can't explain away bitchy women who need to slapped in the face with a good cock. Sorry.

I like penis. Tell me how to do it. Put your hand over mine and guide it. Gently guide my head on your cock, showing me how you would like it...

just name the place and time. i'll be there to guide you

 

[snorkyman]

Haha, I can't explain away bitchy women who need to slapped in the face with a good cock. Sorry.

I like penis. Tell me how to do it. Put your hand over mine and guide it. Gently guide my head on your cock, showing me how you would like it...

I would really like you to slowly bob up and down on my cock sliding you hand up and down my shaft but twisting it at the same time, it feels fantastic, my wife is the best though

 

[specter170]

Its almost bad form to say you received bad head, but the truth is, Yep, I have.

My wife... god love her, when she does perform oral she always, ALWAYS holds me to close to my pelvic area. Then she pulls me... hurts... no loose skin there darlin..

20+ years and every time she does it, about twice a year, i tell her... move your hand down.

 

[kurt_jester]

Consider it done.

i'm not worthy! i'm not worthy! i'm not worthy!

i'll pull the pic in a little bit...

 

[Halient]

today more then made up for yesterday, good head from my lunch date in the car on the way to lunch, then I met someone for the first time that I met online and it was mind blowing

 

[Heatlessfever]

i'm not worthy! i'm not worthy! i'm not worthy!

i'll pull the pic in a little bit...

Hahaha...oh man.

 

[Halient]

Its almost bad form to say you received bad head, but the truth is, Yep, I have.

My wife... god love her, when she does perform oral she always, ALWAYS holds me to close to my pelvic area. Then she pulls me... hurts... no loose skin there darlin..

20+ years and every time she does it, about twice a year, i tell her... move your hand down.

I couldent do it for that long i would have a piece on the side

 

[bellinda69]

My two cents

hmmmmm.....well as a woman i take pride in giving good head. I mean i know somewhere out there is a guy who didn't think my skills were all that.... maybe when i first started having sex and was practicing. But in truth there is ONE reason a woman doesnt give good head: she doesnt enjoy it, she thinks its a task she has to completed, its something that is expected of her. I mean i've been in situations where the guy pratically orders me to suck his cock. What do i do? I do a crappy job. Because i didnt feel like but he insisted, and because he was a selfish bastard who in the end just wanted to get off, not caring if I did. But on the other hand, with a guy who I actually want to, i take my time, make sure both he and I are enjoying it...

 

[jeepman6]

My ex used to ask me "how come you don't want me to suck you off? I thought every man loved it" I do love it but she just wasn't very good at it. I tried so many times to "take her by the hand" and help her do it and have it feel good at the same time. Sixteen months ago she walked away from our marriage for somebody else and all i can say now is good riddance. She's with somebody else now and the only personal "revenge" I can enjoy is I hope she gives him head.

 

[Heatlessfever]

If a woman is offended by a man guiding her in sucking his cock, she's a bitch anyway.

Furthermore, gentlemen, you should be as concerned with your pussy eating skills as you are with your lady's dick sucking skills.

 

[husky4life]

I am very concerned about my pussy eating skills . . . . every time I start biting and chewing she screams in pain and hits me in the head! What gives?

Really kills the mood you know.

 

[Heatlessfever]

I thought chicks liked it when their lovers scraped their labia with their teeth...

Or worse, just laid there between their legs licking their clits to numbness.

 

[husky4life]

I thought chicks liked it when their lovers scraped their labia with their teeth...

Or worse, just laid there between their legs licking their clits to numbness.

Oh so thats part of my problem.

 

[jeepman6]

If a woman is offended by a man guiding her in sucking his cock, she's a bitch anyway.

Furthermore, gentlemen, you should be as concerned with your pussy eating skills as you are with your lady's dick sucking skills.

You're right and she was a bitch about it.

I do take tremendous pride in my pussy eating skills. I was taught very well and had a wonderful and very patient teacher. I have never had a complaint and have always been very patient in learning what turns my partner on the most to give her the utmost in pleasure as every woman is different. I love giving a woman head and making it about her. The reward is her legs clamping onto my head and squeezing for all she is worth and hearing the sounds that come from her. If these things don't happen then I'm not doing what I should be doing.

 

[Heatlessfever]

You're right and she was a bitch about it.

I do take tremendous pride in my pussy eating skills. I was taught very well and had a wonderful and very patient teacher. I have never had a complaint and have always been very patient in learning what turns my partner on the most to give her the utmost in pleasure as every woman is different. I love giving a woman head and making it about her. The reward is her legs clamping onto my head and squeezing for all she is worth and hearing the sounds that come from her. If these things don't happen then I'm not doing what I should be doing.

Gentlemen, start taking notes from this man.

 

[biggysmallz]

I've never had good head really.

Even when whoever I've been with was insanely hot and bothered and really into it...just too thick for her to do it "properly" for lack of better words. It's always a head suck/lick and playing with the balls with some licking thrown in.


And to add to the later topic. I take pride in my licking skills. In my eyes, if she isn't pleased, I'm not pleased. I LOVE to lick a woman out without a doubt.

 

[bellinda69]

I do take tremendous pride in my pussy eating skills. I was taught very well and had a wonderful and very patient teacher. I have never had a complaint and have always been very patient in learning what turns my partner on the most to give her the utmost in pleasure as every woman is different. I love giving a woman head and making it about her. The reward is her legs clamping onto my head and squeezing for all she is worth and hearing the sounds that come from her. If these things don't happen then I'm not doing what I should be doing.

And to add to the later topic. I take pride in my licking skills. In my eyes, if she isn't pleased, I'm not pleased. I LOVE to lick a woman out without a doubt.

All i can say is thank god for men like you both! I have to admit some men (the selfish kind) dunt think they need to go down on a woman. They think just because the are hard we have to fuck them.