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nick42 said:
Johnson The Johnson with his three word slogans... I won't say he's leading the most corrupt UK government that the country has ever seen because we know that Voldermort Cummings has that 'distinction; the best analogy for Johnson is that he is top of a very swollen boil.

Apologies to anyone reading this over breakfast.

Tea anyone?
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I agree. It needs to be lanced but the stench of the puss inside will be horrendous.
I'll take a rain check on the tea
 
Priti Patel is enough to put anyone off anything. Even put me off my morning cuppa.

Just because the Welsh have an Assembly that listens to reason, does things to protect the population of that wonderful land of song, has a leader that hasn’t managed to keep Rumbelows in business whenever there is a crisis, you think you can swan around, lording it in front of all of us ...

Where do I sign?
 
Cherry_Brandy said:
Fine by me too 'we're all in this together' ........ :D Just remember Hands. Face. Space!! :rose:
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Cherry. I do believe you have forgotten the last part.

1) Wash your hands. Hands.
2) Cover your face. Yes. Cover your face. Face.
3) Keep a family fridge’s distance apart. Make space. Space.
4) If you have symptoms. Get a test. Test.

Hands. Face. Space. Test.

This sounds funnier if you read it in a Johnson style voice. Then forget about the: trace your contacts, self isolate, and don’t forget that Dishy Rishi will personally give you some money if you have a positive test. (I know, it’s the treasury, NOT Dishy Rishi personally!)
 
it WOULD be funny if it wasn't so tragic....

Has anyone seen my fridge? Thinking of hiding out for a while...
 
Wand3rlust said:
it WOULD be funny if it wasn't so tragic....

Has anyone seen my fridge? Thinking of hiding out for a while...
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We should start a little section about fridge porn ... look at the hinges on that! Look at the size of that salad drawer! The door section can hold enough milk to make a week's worth of tea!
 
MrDevereaux said:
We should start a little section about fridge porn ... look at the hinges on that! Look at the size of that salad drawer! The door section can hold enough milk to make a week's worth of tea!
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The sad thing is that with lockdown my "beer" fridge, which lives in one of the sheds, and normally only holds food when we have parties or leading up to xmas is getting filled up with food. I may have to register a complaint with "the management". ;)
 
Chewbacca79 said:
Can a Welshie join? I live in England, so...
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Hello. You are more than welcome to join in. Despite the thread title, that is explained in the first post of the thread, there are all varieties of Brits here, along with some Americans (like me) and a rare Swede.
 
MrDevereaux said:
Cherry. I do believe you have forgotten the last part.

1) Wash your hands. Hands.
2) Cover your face. Yes. Cover your face. Face.
3) Keep a family fridge’s distance apart. Make space. Space.
4) If you have symptoms. Get a test. Test.

Hands. Face. Space. Test.

This sounds funnier if you read it in a Johnson style voice. Then forget about the: trace your contacts, self isolate, and don’t forget that Dishy Rishi will personally give you some money if you have a positive test. (I know, it’s the treasury, NOT Dishy Rishi personally!)
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Don't forget to check your dildo harding
 
AngelicaS1780 said:
Hello. You are more than welcome to join in. Despite the thread title, that is explained in the first post of the thread, there are all varieties of Brits here, along with some Americans (like me) and a rare Swede.
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Thank you kindly
 
Happy Birthday, Angelica! We’ll have a socially distanced tea party with you. I’d like to say that for optimum enjoyment, we have two pots on the go as they might get cold as they go around.

The lazy Susan will be in operation. She doesn’t like being called lazy, so we’ve got to think of something else. In the meantime, someone will have to sit and spin around. Any volunteers for that one? No?

Biscuit choice. Naturally, this should be the Birthday Girl’s choice.

Music. I’m sure we can string something together. Ukuleles, combs in paper. (Did anyone book the stripper?)
 
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