Hello From My Englishness

[Wand3rlust]

I think I'm missing something

Daisy, in her 'hilarious' way... thinks that I sounded like I was out of the musical Oliver when I very nicely sang her happy birthday.

I mean, honestly.

 

[Rapha_79]

Daisy, in her 'hilarious' way... thinks that I sounded like I was out of the musical Oliver when I very nicely sang her happy birthday.

I mean, honestly.

Surely that should have been a ‘fack off’ rather than a ‘fook off’ then? Oliver wasn’t a northerner!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Surely that should have been a ‘fack off’ rather than a ‘fook off’ then? Oliver wasn’t a northerner!

I was speaking Northern so Daisy would understand me better.

 

[Rapha_79]

I was speaking Northern so Daisy would understand me better.

Fair point. But surely a ‘feck’ would have been more appropriate for Daisy?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fair point. But surely a ‘feck’ would have been more appropriate for Daisy?

Haha jeez - chastised by the 'fuck ' police!

I thought feck was Irish? I dunno....

 

[Daisy_Love]

I was speaking Northern so Daisy would understand me better.

Love you my friend

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fucking liberty...

 

[Daisy_Love]

Haha jeez - chastised by the 'fuck ' police!

I thought feck was Irish? I dunno....

I think he means ‘get tae fuck’

 

[Rapha_79]

Haha jeez - chastised by the 'fuck ' police!

I thought feck was Irish? I dunno....

Irish, Scottish, it’s all the same. Indecipherable.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Irish, Scottish, it’s all the same. Indecipherable.

Excuuuuuuse meeeee Mr Generic Southerner!!!!!

*squints eye*

 

[Rapha_79]

Excuuuuuuse meeeee Mr Generic Southerner!!!!!

*squints eye*

What’s wrong with your eye?

 

[thefishfryer]

Daisy, in her 'hilarious' way... thinks that I sounded like I was out of the musical Oliver when I very nicely sang her happy birthday.

I mean, honestly.

What? You sound like Fagin

 

[Daisy_Love]

What’s wrong with your eye?

It’s raised at youuuuu!!!

 

[Daisy_Love]

What? You sound like Fagin

Nahhhh, she’s a Nancy

 

[Wand3rlust]

What? You sound like Fagin

It's uncanny.

 

[Rapha_79]

It’s raised at youuuuu!!!

Is it squinting or raised? Make your mind up woman.

 

[Daisy_Love]

It's uncanny.

You were saying, Wander???

 

[Daisy_Love]

Is it squinting or raised? Make your mind up woman.

Both where you’re concerned

 

[Rapha_79]

Both where you’re concerned

I’m going to take that as an indication that I’m enigmatic and therefore your eyes are unsure which state to adopt.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I’m going to take that as an indication that I’m enigmatic and therefore your eyes are unsure which state to adopt.

You’re a guy, you’re not Mr Mysterious haha

 

[thefishfryer]

Nahhhh, she’s a Nancy

Wasn't she a ............................ well at least she was kind-hearted.

 

[Rapha_79]

You’re a guy, you’re not Mr Mysterious haha

Surely Mr Mysterious is also a guy. So your argument doesn’t hold

 

[Daisy_Love]

Surely Mr Mysterious is also a guy. So your argument doesn’t hold

So is Mr Transparent

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wasn't she a ............................ well at least she was kind-hearted.

Yes..she's basically called me a whore. And she likes me..

 

[Daisy_Love]

Yes..she's basically called me a whore. And she likes me..

I did noooo such thing!!!
I mean, I may have said floosie or hussie
I luuurveeeeee youuuuuuu