Holiday contest!!!!!!!!!!

[geronimo_appleby]

Nah, the main moderator who runs the contest would rather have needles stuck in her eyes than allow me to win. I'm sure they'll make something up and disqualify me.

As far as I'm concerned, I've written the most stories and have the most points. Only, they won't see it that way because of who I am, Bostonfictionwriter. I'd have to be a lesbian or an emotionally disturbed woman to win this contest. Not that there are anything wrong with lesbians, except that they don't like men and I'm a man.

As usual, this is another unfair contest here at Literotica. They don't think that I know what they are plotting behind the scenes, but I have friends here, too.

Fortunately, this place is run by Laurel and Manu and not by "them". We shall see. Gees, I'm on pins and needles just waiting for the final outcome.

"What's the score?"

"We don't know, yet?"

"Don't know, yet?"

"Yeah, the game's not over?"

"So?"

"Well, around here, they don't update the Survivor Scorecards or give the score until they meet in secret behind closed doors."

"That sucks. How is that fair."

"It's not. It's just the way it is. They own the ball and either you play by their rules or you don't play at all."

so the cuppa didn't do the trick, eh?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

so the cuppa didn't do the trick, eh?

Sorry, but I'm not a tea drinker. I drink black coffee, Starbucks French roast. I grind my own beans and make it extra strong.

Actually, I'm calm. I'm doing what I love to do...write.

It's difficult to distinguish moods on this board without writing everything, as I would in a story (lol).

It's always a pleasure to see your happy face. You make me smile.

Thank for posting the photo of Starrkers. She's better looking than I thought she'd be.

Take care.

Freddie

 

[sarahhh]

Yes there are contests and yes the contests are fixed...

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LAUREL and MANU

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run this site​

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

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It's not so much the 1 votes I get that don't get removed that I mind. It's the other things, like placing my contest entry last on the New list instead of among the first like all the others. Or disabling the link intermittently for my contest story for a week. Or . . . well, you get the idea.

Why, I'm tempted to submit more contest stories to LustyLibrary where I actually have a chance to win. And dammit, Jim, where is that "W" you promised for the contest I did win? Well, that was before the Queen II took over.

Like I have said before, Jim, I can't wait until you have your new site Scouries Erotic World up and running.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Sorry, but I'm not a tea drinker. I drink black coffee, Starbucks French roast. I grind my own beans and make it extra strong.

Actually, I'm calm. I'm doing what I love to do...write.

It's difficult to distinguish moods on this board without writing everything, as I would in a story (lol).

It's always a pleasure to see your happy face. You make me smile.

Thank for posting the photo of Starrkers. She's better looking than I thought she'd be.

Take care.

Freddie

dammit, this is meant to be my scary face. mebbe i need to get into a few more fights? get beaten up some?

you like your coffee black and strong, eh? like your men?

i recommend Chai Tea Latte. it's pretty tasty.

 

[michchick98]

I hope Bostonboy wins so he won't lay claim to a last place trophy.

If he doesn't win we'll hear for another year about how he was cheated out of the contest. So if nothing else, pray he DOES win so we can all sit back and watch him back pedal over all the accusations he's made over the past year.

 

[starrkers]

He's already whining about it in his sig, and the contest isn't even over yet.


1300 posts so far, all about how hard done by he is, and 500+ chapters of nonsense in the story files.

Yep, writing is his life.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

He's already whining about it in his sig, and the contest isn't even over yet.


1300 posts so far, all about how hard done by he is, and 500+ chapters of nonsense in the story files.

Yep, writing is his life.

you mean there are people with -- *gulp* -- lives? real lives? you mean i could one day get one of them for myself? one just for me? one i don't have to share with this voice in my head, or should that be heads?

oh, i don't know, i'm all confuzzled.

i need some toilet paper...

 

[starrkers]

Oops, I should edit - I just realised, BFW doesn't have upwards of 600 stories - he has 192. The extra comes from cutting all his stories into bite sized submissions.

And then you see that 15-20 of the remainder are really just expansions of his posts here.

So that brings it down to about 175 actual stories. Suddenly it doesn't sound so impressive.

And it's his life, y'know. Writing that is.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Oops, I should edit - I just realised, BFW doesn't have upwards of 600 stories - he has 192. The extra comes from cutting all his stories into bite sized submissions.

And then you see that 15-20 of the remainder are really just expansions of his posts here.

So that brings it down to about 175 actual stories. Suddenly it doesn't sound so impressive.

And it's his life, y'know. Writing that is.

You must be talking about your 900 word How To contest win when you refer to bite size stories. All my stories are 3 times the size of that abbreviate bit of fluff and longer. Then, you wonder why your scores for that story are low? Because all the duplicate and triplicate scores were swept away, which they should have been swept away earlier before they said you won.

Now, let's forget about stories and let's count words. I've written well over than 3,000,000 words in my 600 stories. The only words you write are these nonsense posts that you make to badger me.

Yeah, sure, you can call my stories shit, but I have the scores, votes, and hits to prove otherwise. You can point to red H count but that was before you and your little friends erased them all.

I'll ask you again, why are you here? I'm here to write stories. You're here to vomit your misery on others.

"Shouldn't you be out back in the outback on your back with your legs spread?"

I'm a writer and you're a nothing.

Now, there's a good line to use in your signature.

 

[starrkers]

Wrong story, Freddie - my How To is still scoring well and still has the H.
Funny thing though, I just checked - the story I was talking about has it's H back too. They must've done a sweep, you'd better go back and 1-bomb it again.

So what are your view numbers like? You've never said.

There is more to being a writer than typing lots of words, you know. The real art is knowing when to stop.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Wrong story, Freddie - my How To is still scoring well and still has the H.
Funny thing though, I just checked - the story I was talking about has it's H back too. They must've done a sweep, you'd better go back and 1-bomb it again.

So what are your view numbers like? You've never said.

There is more to being a writer than typing lots of words, you know. The real art is knowing when to stop.

As usual, you contradict yourself and make no sense.

First you tell me my stories are too short, bite sized, then you tell me that a good writer knows when to stop typing lots of words.

Well, then by your definition...since you've only written twenty something stories, you must be a good writer because thankfully for all of us, you know when to stop.

 

[starrkers]

I didn't say your stories are too short. I said you chop them up into bits. You have 192 stories, not 600.

You know what? Forget about it. You're a fucking idiot and will never understand that sitting at a computer and churning out reams of words is a waste of time and effort if the result isn't worth reading.

 

[slyc_willie]

Speaking of stories . . . this whole thread could be packaged up and posted in the Humor and Satire section.

It's been very entertaining to read.

 

[Jack_Samuel]

all we need to solve this problem is an inflatable pool and a couple of tubs of ky jelly.

oh and popcorn

 

[fieryjen]

all we need to solve this problem is an inflatable pool and a couple of tubs of ky jelly.

oh and popcorn

I demand nachos with cheese.

 

[michchick98]

About being rich, sorry to say that I am. I hit the lottery in 1990 and only have two more checks to collect.

So, the date must be wrong on this post:

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=28150367&postcount=104

Yeah, there are others where you said you wish you could win the lottery.

Give it up, Freddie. We believe your bullshit about as much as we believe scouries.

 

[Liar]

Don't think I haven't noticed, Liar. I've been meaning to tell you.

There's something different about you.

Is that a new mask, hat, jacket, tie? You look different, but better.

Botox.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Botox.

spew

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I didn't say your stories are too short. I said you chop them up into bits. You have 192 stories, not 600.

You know what? Forget about it. You're a fucking idiot and will never understand that sitting at a computer and churning out reams of words is a waste of time and effort if the result isn't worth reading.

Actually, if you don't like me and if you don't enjoy reading my stories, then who is the idiot for continuing this dialogue?

Moreover, do you think I write my stories for you or for anyone else on this board? I write them for me. They are my stories. I enjoy reading them. Further, I don't care what you think of me or my stories.

Now, run along with your saggy breasts, flabby thighs, and sour puss and go and bother someone who gives a shit.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

So, the date must be wrong on this post:

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=28150367&postcount=104

Yeah, there are others where you said you wish you could win the lottery.

Give it up, Freddie. We believe your bullshit about as much as we believe scouries.

Hey, it doesn't matter what you believe. When I first posted that, I had just joined the site. Why would I come on a site and tell all my personal business. After being on the site for a while, it came out. I felt more comfortable divulging certain personal things about me.

I don't care if you think it's bullshit or not. You live in Detroit. That's worse than living in Buffalo or in Cleveland. It's marginally better than living in the worst part of LA. It's no wonder you're a miserable woman. I'd be miserable if I had to look out my window at homeless bums standing around a trash can fire to keep warm.

Have a nice day. I'm glad I'm not you.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Botox.

See? I knew there was something different. I just couldn't put my finger on it.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Speaking of stories . . . this whole thread could be packaged up and posted in the Humor and Satire section.

It's been very entertaining to read.

Hey, I laugh at most of the shit that I write. It's too bad some of these others don't appreciate my humor.

 

[michchick98]

Hey, it doesn't matter what you believe. When I first posted that, I had just joined the site. Why would I come on a site and tell all my personal business. After being on the site for a while, it came out. I felt more comfortable divulging certain personal things about me.

I don't care if you think it's bullshit or not. You live in Detroit. That's worse than living in Buffalo or in Cleveland. It's marginally better than living in the worst part of LA. It's no wonder you're a miserable woman. I'd be miserable if I had to look out my window at homeless bums standing around a trash can fire to keep warm.

Have a nice day. I'm glad I'm not you.

Get a fucking clue, Freddie, I live in a suburb of Detroit, not the city itself. And I've been to Boston, it ain't all that so spout about how great it is all you want.

You've said it more than once about wishing you could win the lottery. Now why would you say something like that if you already did? Just makes one wonder.

I'm not miserable, but it's clear you are since you keep lowering yourself to insults when people call you on your bullshit. You and scouries should get married, you're perfect for each other.

I really wish I had more time so I could really dig into your posts...there are alot more posts with you insulting and bashing others than there are posts from others insulting and bashing you.

Okay, let me save you the trouble of replying:

"I don't care what you think, I'm only here to write."

"I don't read her stories, but she only posts 750 word stories that suck."

"You're bashing me, I never said anything to you to make you hate me." (Insert sound of baby crying here)

"Everyone hates me. Everyone wants me to lose the Survivor contest."

"I don't care about the contest, I'm only here to write stories."

"I don't need the money, I'm rich."

"I have a wife, a girlfriend and a mistress."

"You should go back on your medication."

"Stop following me."

"You're jealous of me."

"You hate me because my name is in all capital letters."

"You're fat."

"You're ugly."

"You don't have a man."

"You are a man."

"I'm rich. I used to be a body builder."

"I don't care about the Survivor contest, I'm only here to write. Why can't you leave me alone?"

"I don't spend all my time on these boards."

"Get a life."

"Writing is my life, it's all I do."

"I have to write everyday. I don't care about the contest money."

"They're cheating."

"I don't read her stories."

"She only posts 750 words in her stories."

"They're stealing the contest from me again." (Insert another sound of a baby crying.)

And so on and so on and so on.....

If anyone were to take the time to go through all your posts, Freddie, the phrases above is exactly what they'd find in just about every single one.

You're too predictable. I only hope that if your name shows up as the winner of the Survivor contest this year, you have a big enough fork, you're gonna have to eat a lot of crow.

And I'm glad I'm not you either. I don't wanna be the second most hated writer on this site.

 

[Guest]

See? I knew there was something different. I just couldn't put my finger on it.

He's pulling your leg. It's the ArmorAll on the mask.

 

[michchick98]

Hey, I laugh at most of the shit that I write. It's too bad some of these others don't appreciate my humor.

Yeah, if I found the insults you hurl at me and others funny, I'd appreciate the humor. But you've scraped the bottom of the barrel, Freddie. You're no longer amusing, just annoying.