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I'd rather you keep your fingers to yourself. I don't roll that way.
Holiday contest!!!!!!!!!!
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BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
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Sorry, it's just that I never felt someone with Botox before. It feels a bit like...Gabby. (Sorry, Jim)
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
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So...why must you bother with me. Seriously, you are the one with the emotional problems, especially after you sent me an e-mail wanting to be friends and I accepted you peace offering...until you started this shit all over again.
What is your problem?
Does it make you feel important to ride my coattails? You really need to find a boyfriend. There's more to life than the computer. Go outside. Sorry, I forgot, you live in Detroit. Was that gunfire I heard in the background. No wonder why you stay at home and annoy others.
Maybe you should find someone to give you a baby. That will keep you busy. Are you still a virgin?
slyc_willie
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michchick98
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I did email you to apologize for the way I treated you, Freddie. I and several others, on more than one occasion, tried to give you friendly advice on how to handle those you call bashers. Instead, you ignored us and began your insults and whiney, cry-baby tirades again.
Rather a childish argument, if you think about it. "You started it!"
For an adult, you've got a lot of growing up to do. I'll not comment further because it's clear you're just as delusional and paranoid as your fuck buddy....no names mentioned, but you know who he is.
starrkers
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Michchick, you gotta admit, that post right there
is absolute perfect comedy gold! You gave him a list of his more commonly used stock phrases and he went and strung them together for you.
Congratulations Freddie on proving once again what kind of man you are.
geronimo_appleby
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can i have arm-bands? i need arm-bands. i have this morbid terror of water -- mother tried to drown me at birth. it's okay though, i was found floating along on the current in the river ouse by a troupe of nymphomaniac acrobats who could afford to live their dream of entertaining cowds and holding mass orgies -- often as concurrent activity -- because of the finance generated by owning their own brewery.
happy days they were.
i liked bella best of all. she had really big boobs and could lick her own feet -- the soles of her feet by bending backwards. now ya gotta admit, that's some feat.
now i have to go. it's breakfast time and nursey is here again with my boiled eggs and soldiers.
michchick98
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Congratulations Freddie on proving once again what kind of man you are.
Yeah and I told him he didn't have to take the time to reply, I included his reply within my post for him and he still took the time.
And he says WE have no life
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DeeZire
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A riddle of sorts (taken from real life.)
There are two songwriters - one writes a song a day, the other writes approximately one song a month. At the end of the year, the songwriter with 365 songs proudly holds up his list of songs. Unfortunately, there's nothing worth listening to on his list - nothing that sticks with you, nothing that reaches you emotionally. It's all fluff, disposable art, if you will.
The other songwriter only presents ten songs, but every one of them is a gem. They're beautiful and moving, and the listeners keep coming back to them because the songs have that undefinable magic that reaches deep into the listener's souls. (This songwriter doesn't tell you how many songs he's written during the year, he only presents the good ones, the ones he knows will stand the test of time.)
So, which songwriter has a more valid claim to being true to their art form?
There are two songwriters - one writes a song a day, the other writes approximately one song a month. At the end of the year, the songwriter with 365 songs proudly holds up his list of songs. Unfortunately, there's nothing worth listening to on his list - nothing that sticks with you, nothing that reaches you emotionally. It's all fluff, disposable art, if you will.
The other songwriter only presents ten songs, but every one of them is a gem. They're beautiful and moving, and the listeners keep coming back to them because the songs have that undefinable magic that reaches deep into the listener's souls. (This songwriter doesn't tell you how many songs he's written during the year, he only presents the good ones, the ones he knows will stand the test of time.)
So, which songwriter has a more valid claim to being true to their art form?
sr71plt
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Difficult choice. Did one of them have a father who played on a sitcom like the Dukes of Hazzard or own a hotel chain?
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DeeZire
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A riddle answered with another riddle. Nice.
This riddle was posted for BFW's benefit. However, after checking the preceding page, I noticed he stated he writes for himself, not for the readers. This would explain his quantity over quality approach, but it wouldn't explain his constant whining. If he only writes for himself, why would he give a flying fuck how the contests around here are run? Perhaps he will enlighten us. (No offense, BFW - just curious.)
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michchick98
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Oh dear. You might want to go over my list of replies because more than likely that's what you'll get. Along with a few other insults because you attacked him and he never did anything to you.
Just giving you fair warning.
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DeeZire
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Oh dear. You might want to go over my list of replies because more than likely that's what you'll get. Along with a few other insults because you attacked him and he never did anything to you.
Just giving you fair warning.
You're probably right, but I don't think I actually attacked him. I'm just trying to put his comments in perspective, especially after watching him attack so many others around here. Anyone who resorts to using "flabby thighs" as a retort on a writer's forum must have some very curious issues motivating his behavior. It is this motivation that fascinates me, much like NASCAR wrecks fascinate me. (Not that I watch NASCAR, but if there's a highlight reel full of wrecks, I'll stop what I'm doing to catch it.)
But I'm sure this curiosity will pass. I used to be curious about Scouries too, but I got that out of my system with my satire: 'Sveni, the Viking Rock Star', which was written in his honor. I like extreme characters. For a pedestrian writer like me they're easier to flesh out. I look at this thread as research, although I don't see a BFW satire in my future. After 'Sveni', and my troll satire, anything else would be a letdown.
But thank you for your concern, M98.
sr71plt
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Ah, so you are functioning under the mistaken impression that what you think means anything in how Freddie responds(?)
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DeeZire
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Yet another riddle!
I like Freddie, in a NASCAR wreck sort of way, so I'm probably going about this all wrong. My goal is to encourage writers to post better stories. It's a selfish goal, I suppose, in that I want to be moved when I read something, the way I was moved when I read your Xmas story about the cleaning lady. If everyone around here wrote with as much heart as you did in that piece, I wouldn't be here wasting time posting drivel, I'd be reading.
Time to go seek solace in Stacy Richter, who doesn't write erotica, but doesn't need to, she's so damn good.
sr71plt
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Well, thank you kindly--that was very nice. It won't impress Freddie, I'm afraid, though. He insists that I only write GM.
michchick98
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He'll see it that way, though. Then he'll fling a few insults your way, but after he realizes (maybe) you're trying to be helpful and give advice, he'll say "you just don't understand my sense of humor."
Like I said, pick any one of the responses I posted and there's your answer as to what's motivating his behavior. He thinks everyone is out to get him and he says he doesn't attack others without first being attacked. Then, like Scouries, he makes up these stories about people emailing or PMing him, when in fact they don't, just so he can justify continuing his 'verbal' assault on them.
I loved Sveni, damn near spewed Diet Coke on my computer screen when I read it. I'd love to see a BFW satire, but I understand if you don't write it. Of course, he'd take that as a personal attack if anyone else wrote it, even after his "Fictionrotica Contest Scandal" story which pretty much started this whole thing in the first place.
I'm sure you can hold your own against Freddie, but I was just preparing you because he'll see your posts as nothing more than a personal attack on him. Either that or he'll come in here with glowing praise for you showing him the err of his ways.
That second scenario is feasible since he'd just love to prove me wrong.
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DeeZire
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I've got to give Freddie credit for one thing - passion.
In retrospect, I do feel guilty for piling on in Freddie's absence, but my motives are pure. I believe talent should be utilized in the pursuit of excellence, not frittered away in a word count contest. But to each his own, I suppose.
Really Freddie, no offense intended.
Peace out,
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In retrospect, I do feel guilty for piling on in Freddie's absence, but my motives are pure. I believe talent should be utilized in the pursuit of excellence, not frittered away in a word count contest. But to each his own, I suppose.
Really Freddie, no offense intended.
Peace out,
D
who knows?
I think that he will be happy with your sincerity...He is a great writer, give us (readers) so many time of his time writing some good entertainment... Just like all of you, writers, and, by the way, thank you for this, and happy christsmas to all..
I think that he will be happy with your sincerity...He is a great writer, give us (readers) so many time of his time writing some good entertainment... Just like all of you, writers, and, by the way, thank you for this, and happy christsmas to all..
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I sure do understand about music all coming out the same. For me, it seems no matter where I start I always end up in E and my riffs always end up sounding Stonesish. Can't seem to shake 'em. Just keep trying hey?
GratefulFred
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I think there is discrimination against anyone with Fred in their names.
I have submitted more stories in the humor & satire section than anyone in the history of literotica (like who's going to check?) including the Freddie with the "ie" ending and I have yet to win a contest and even the last place finish seems to get snagged away at the last moment.
Not that I am complaining. At least no one steals my stuff and posts it elsewhere.
I have submitted more stories in the humor & satire section than anyone in the history of literotica (like who's going to check?) including the Freddie with the "ie" ending and I have yet to win a contest and even the last place finish seems to get snagged away at the last moment.
Not that I am complaining. At least no one steals my stuff and posts it elsewhere.
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
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Actually, for curiousity sake, I checked and unless my math is off, I think I have you beat by a dozen stories. I counted you with 21 stories in the humor category and I have 33 in the humor category.
Yet, what does humor have to do with contests? Oh, I get it. Humor has everything to do with the way contests are run around here.
"Ha! Ha! Very funny, Grateful Fred. Be careful or you may be deemed a negative malcontent like me."
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i woulda spelled it humour.
