~ Honey's Blanket Fort Of Bliss 2 ~

Who on Earth is buying miniature carrots in such large quantities that Amazon returns enough profit to continue stocking them?

I looked up the price, it's like $1.50 ish, it probably cost more to incorrectly send them
 
Cakecups must have good eyesight. :rolleyes:


I believe I read turtle shells are good protection from stuff like predators and emotions.

Stupid carrots! I have horrible eyesight, I need glasses but I've been dragging my feet about getting them. I have to squint at the computer to see if the number is a 6 or an 8 :( fuck glasses :(
 
Pfft, they better be, I don't have the patience for contacts. I'll take pics and you can tell me which are sexiest
Cause I'm the final word on sexy???

*looks down at my leggings and hoodie*
 
*walks in after finally clocking off the second job*

Where did everyone go?

*takes a drink of butterscotch before grabbing a pillow and snuggling under a blanket at the far side of the fort.*
 
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