How do I find my penis?

[Guest]

thnk you but i have never ben to germany

you can all stop now becase i foun my penis apparently it is runing for president so i should get it back in novemeber

thank you all who helped muchly

now if i could jus find my GF i put some water out for herr last nigth but she hasnt come in yet i put up sum posters so we;ll see if anyone callls i guess i dont really need her for a coupl of moinths anyway right?

did you konw the s in nasa stands for space? i just found out. cool

 

[poohlive]

... and they say that our youth is in trouble. Hah hah hah hah...
I just kind of trailed off there, didn't I.
::sad sigh::

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

OMG!

 

[Samuari]

OMG!

Good to have you bacK. Is everything OK?

 

[canadian_lady]

I think this thread could be known as a brain fart.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

First, drink a whole lot of beer....

I mean like 2 cases, or 58 cases, if you are from Mars. When you start to leak out of a thing that looks like a small hose, or a really big hose if you're a Martian, then you will have found your penis. Don't confuse this with your mouth or your rectum, however. But that's a whole different story.

By the way, if you're from Mars, I understand that you don't have sex. You're simply massed produced by robots.

Good luck,

blue

 

[dansemajik]

Dudes 27(dont forget 3/4), and lives with MOM, and is a NASA engineer and can't spell worth a shit, his girlfriend has a tail. Doesn't need beer. I can not believe I just responded to this. I apparently have too much time on my hands......

 

[OUTSIDER]

Your tax dollar's at work.

LMAO.

 

[Cheri]

Outsider inspired idea

Fill the bathtub with Aqua Velva or Old Spice and jump in. The part that burn like molten fire is most likely your penis.

 

[Passionnee]

Whoa!!

OMFG!! We have reached the drastic measures now. If he doesn't find it now, he/she never will...lmao

 

[OUTSIDER]

Maybe this guy and Big stiffy should hang out together.

 

[Samuari]

You forgot

Barny Fife and Maxwell Smart

 

[OUTSIDER]

Not unless they were in Trumton visiting.

PS. do the American's know what Trumton is.

 

[Guest]

thanks much to much all, but i siad i have found my penis and it says that abortion iss bad and that taxes shluld be cut an thatRats was just a big misstake and i think it's on tv alot. anyway, thats what my mom said while watcging tv the other day she said There's that walking penis again! So i figured that's what happened my penis got up ans walked to texas and became president or something and now it's making speaches on tv. so thanks all, but i found it.

I gotta go now cause I gotta go pee thru my Gingrich Bye!

 

[dansemajik]

IDEA: Thorazine? Or just put away?

 

[forgetunome]

Oh My God!!

Is this thread for real?? LMAO! Leave the family pet alone!

[Edited by forgetunome on 09-25-2000 at 10:50 PM]

 

[libra-2]

This thread is the best, what language is he speaking? Is it he or her, or it?

Put your hand on the back of your head, run it all the way down your back, the first hole is your arse, the second is where your dick was you cunt.

 

[Guest]

Yu now I I tried that i ran my hand down my back but i colud only reach the middle, so is this what you mean by cunt, like I cunt do it? Because its true, i cunt. i wanted also to try the batttub sugestion but i cunt becase we just have a shower. So I cunt reach down my back and i cunt take a bath. Cun you help me?

 

[libra-2]

No I cunt.

 

[Guest]

Twat did you say?

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST

 

[Always]

you people are makin me spray that wild cherry pepsi on the keyboard again!!

 

[poohlive]

At first I was mildly amused, but WHEN WE START WASTING PERFECTLY GOOD PEPSI FOR ONE THREAD!!!! SOMETHING SNAPS.... I CAN'T... ok, ok, I am calming down.
It's just this thread was so innocent, and so pure, and look what you have done... LOOK AT IT.
I hope you all are proud of yourselves. I hope you all sleep better at night knowing we couldn't get a nasa janitor to find his own penis.
I can't... (sobbing) what is the world coming to? Why is there all this hate, and pepsi wasting in this world.
IS THERE NO GOD????

(silence...)
Hey, that was a good performance... (booing) Hey, I did a good job you asshole (dodges a shoe). Yeah, well you can't aqppreciate good acting, then maybe you are all assholes (they run on stage, carrying clubs)
Oh shit. Tommy, start the Pinto, we gotta get outta here.....

 

[Guest]

I kep syaing i have found my penis. Hear it is. See? WWait. Let me put itt up to the screen. There. Now do yu see it?Wait. Let me get it closer. Ill open the frunt of the compputer and stick it in there. Okay. There. Now do yu see it?.mc.m k;lkfop; [pk[pkp[fdik[d

okay i'm bakc thtat hurt ow

jus beleive me okay?

 

[Samuari]

you people are makin me spray that wild cherry pepsi on the keyboard again!!

I know where we can find a NASA janitor to clean it up for you.


Puddles, stop that - let the nice man get to work.
Down Puds! Down Puds! Good girl.

[Edited by Samuari on 10-24-2000 at 01:14 PM]