How to bang on her box all day.

Shagly

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Blow into her ear, whisper sweet nothings, if all else fails wave a Visa card in front of her.
 
Wait? What? All those years I spent discovering what she really wants were WASTED?

NOOooooooo........!!!!!!!

On the flip side, at least men now have a user manual that is simple and easy to read and understand. Heavy breathing, lies and money = pussy forever. What a discovery! The 8th wonder of the world! Lonely men everywhere will thank you for this.

Or not.

You should delete your lit account, change your IP provider and hide under a rock for a few years after posting that. Public ridicule can be sooo messy and embarrassing. Especially during your formative years.
 
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