How to contact a Dom online

[rosco rathbone]

well if you've had a bit of banter going beforehand it could work.

that said I generally just make my presence felt before approaching someone and then I bombard them with self porn PMs until i get an acknowledgment. Well it worked with Rosco

This only works for hotties.

 

[where]

This only works for hotties.

accounts for my abject failure with you then.

 

[rosco rathbone]

accounts for my abject failure with you then.

I thought that was because you didn't see eye to eye with my caveman ways.

 

[Kajira Callista]

I thought that was because you didn't see eye to eye with my caveman ways.

What ya getting me for christmas Uncle Rosco?

 

[FurryFury]

Does anyone really like pick up lines, other than to laugh out how pathetic they are?

The best way to approach anyone online, IMO is to show a genuine interest in whatever they've posted and treat them like a human being you'd like to get to know better.

 

[chy_girl]

*snip*
The best way to approach anyone online, IMO is to show a genuine interesting in whatever they've posted and treat them like a human being you'd like to get to know better.

Yup, that whole bolded part needs an incredible amount of emphasis.

The PM's I've gotten so far land into one of three categories:
~Form letters/pick up lines so insipid they don't get a reply until the forth try with the same letter.
~PM's/pick up lines that irritate me so badly they get very sarcastic and/or bitchy replies.
~And real people who are very likely to get a reply unless I'm just to busy or tired at the moment.

Hell, I've even a couple that fell under the form letter/pick up line and they still got a nice response simply because they mentioned seeing me on a thread.

Call me picky, but I want to know someone found me in a way other than clicking a random name on the active users list on the front page.

And insipid puns/jokes/comments playing on my screen name or something in my profile from a person with a long, exclusive history of posts in the amateur porn thread... That'll get a bitchy comment and a delete very quickly.

 

[nightrider5020]

That's get my attention!! But be polite about messaging.

 

[where]

I thought that was because you didn't see eye to eye with my caveman ways.

I'm a woman. I live in the hope that i can change you enough to want to do more than fuck for two minutes and roll over and sleep

 

[ZRT]

I'm a woman. I live in the hope that i can change you enough to want to do more than fuck for two minutes and roll over and sleep

...there's more in life?

 

[where]

...there's more in life?

you and rosco should get together. you'd make a lovely couple

 

[rosco rathbone]

you and rosco should get together. you'd make a lovely couple

Or we could just double up on you and give you 4 minutes.

 

[subish2009]

Or we could just double up on you and give you 4 minutes.

See, now, THAT would get MY attention! Are subs easier, or is that just me?

 

[ZRT]

See, now, THAT would get MY attention! Are subs easier, or is that just me?

Doms have the aloof, regal shtick going on.

That's why we dress in robes and hang out in dark places, addressing each other as 'Master This' and 'Master That'.

Wait, that's Sith Lords.

 

[subish2009]

Doms have the aloof, regal shtick going on.

That's why we dress in robes and hang out in dark places, addressing each other as 'Master This' and 'Master That'.

Wait, that's Sith Lords.

LMAO...

Wait, there's a difference?

 

[ZRT]

LMAO...

Wait, there's a difference?

I can't shoot lightning bolts from my hands.

And believe you me, it's not from lack of trying.

 

[subish2009]

I can't shoot lightning bolts from my hands.

And believe you me, it's not from lack of trying.

You CAN'T?!?!?!?

Damnit, there goes that opening line...

 

[ZRT]

You CAN'T?!?!?!?

Damnit, there goes that opening line...

No, but I can do a redneck flamethrower with lighter fluid and a turkey baster.

That's it, lay on the charm son. You got her in the BAG.

 

[where]

Or we could just double up on you and give you 4 minutes.

I'd still try stealth training you

See, now, THAT would get MY attention! Are subs easier, or is that just me?

I was gonna say it's just you, but it's also me as well.

 

[Evilzeus]

Like many others have stated; mentioning a previous post you would like to know more about, reading my story or my profile and commenting on something you liked, or just say hi as you would when you see someone walking down the street. Imo, all the above are effective.

As far as the 4 minutes thing (I know Rosco was kidding) I understand that if my sub isn't having "fun" (however you define it) she is not going to want to "play" very long. So it is definitely in my best interest to make sure she is enjoying herself.

If I've done my homework like a responsible Dom should, then I will know exactly what she is going to need to enjoy herself. Whether this sub needs spankings, slappings, physical or verbal abuse, will depend on what she is "enjoys". Course there is also the little matter of "pushing the envelope" to see what else she may enjoy!

 

[where]

Like many others have stated; mentioning a previous post you would like to know more about, reading my story or my profile and commenting on something you liked, or just say hi as you would when you see someone walking down the street. Imo, all the above are effective.

As far as the 4 minutes thing (I know Rosco was kidding) I understand that if my sub isn't having "fun" (however you define it) she is not going to want to "play" very long. So it is definitely in my best interest to make sure she is enjoying herself.

If I've done my homework like a responsible Dom should, then I will know exactly what she is going to need to enjoy herself. Whether this sub needs spankings, slappings, physical or verbal abuse, will depend on what she is "enjoys". Course there is also the little matter of "pushing the envelope" to see what else she may enjoy!

you think rosco is kidding?

 

[Homburg]

I'm a total sucker for anything to do with millions of dollars socked away in a bank account overseas that you need help getting loose.

I was going to go with selfporn, as Kybele put it, but this works better.

 

[where]

I was going to go with selfporn, as Kybele put it, but this works better.

self porn only ever works when it's female to male, though and it's the last resort for those of us who don't have Paris Hilton's funds.

 

[ZRT]

So... nudity with a bank statement is the ultimate PYL aphrodisiac?

 

[where]

So... nudity with a bank statement is the ultimate PYL aphrodisiac?

*Wriggles my arse with a cheque stuffed up my chuff*

 

[MisterSir]

So... nudity with a bank statement is the ultimate PYL aphrodisiac?

*Wriggles my arse with a cheque stuffed up my chuff*

...yep, I think we're good.