How To Prepare For Anal Penetration: The ULTIMATE Guide

[SouthTampaGuy]

Eric, I don't really want to punch you in the face, I was just kidding around.

WHEW! I can finally take off this Jai Lai mask

**
Eric


PS. Thanks BrnSuga for the pick me up

 

[sterlingclay]

I just wanted to throw in a piece of advice to an old post from the Tampa horse cock fella.

"You mentioned a small vibe, but my question is: If she has trouble with the finger, isn't that going to be just as uncomfortable"

FINGER NAILS dude! They can be a real pain in the ass. Try wearing latex gloves and lube'em up. The fingers will slide right in, along with your hand up to your forearm. If she can handle your hand I'm sure she can take that beastly pecker of yours. But the glove will help. I work part time labour so my hands are a little rough. Gloves are a must.

SC

 

[UCE]

Now I remember why I put this Honey on Ignore

Quoted by BrownSugar, that's the only reason I saw this. I do not go looking for this woman's posts anymore...ever! I try to stay away from drek, but this one I couldn't avoid fast enough:

Originally posted by SexyChele :


"By entitling the thread "ULTIMATE GUIDE", you are implying that it is the best and most sucessful. Perhaps you should have titled your thread, "One way to ...." A little more truthful, I would think."


Honey, we're writers. HONEY...THE TITLE WAS HYPERBOLYE. (that's a big writer word...just in case you don't know) Honey...FROM MY PERSPECTIVE the title was ALL IN FUN, just another new person like I once was when you had your little dihhaarea fit all over me, just a newbie havin' some fun. Honey dearest, you're once again super-competively picking yet another fight with another new female poster on here with a strong voice and who claims to know what she's talking about. Honey, have you ever considered why you have such a PROBLEM with female authority figures? Do you turn us all into your evil mommy? Honey, contrary to you're protestations you are the heaviest heavy I know. So why don't you try to listen to people when they say...


YOU NEED TO LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP!

Geez! WOMAN: Control that envious little spirit of yours and STOP giving new female posters a hard time. Maybe if you stopped that for awhile, I'd start to feel less contemptuous toward your every little ploy and stop calling you...honey?

Who knows? Greater miracles have happened!

 

[UCE]

I just got in a big brouhaha with some chicks about this shit...daring to compare circumscision to clitorectomy. They freeked. All I could say was...if men were cutting off any part of women's bodies in this country w/o their say so, shit would hit fans.

I think it'd be better to compare a circumcision with the removal of vaginal lips which some women actually choose to have done for various reasons. Neither removal inhibits orgasm. But to equal the sexual deprivation that would arise if you cut off a woman's clit, her orgasm organ, you'd have to entirely cut off a man's dick--as that is his orgasm organ. Don't you think?

 

[UCE]

Here comes the high-post-count back up brigade! Lighten up people, why do so many threads at Lit have to turn from simple infotainment into some huge competition.

I have wondered that myself, having encountered this situation once or twice in my tenure here. It's as if a whole lot of people here have big problems dealing with anything that smacks of authority, which makes me think that, whatever their actual ages, they're still in the "separation from the parental units" stage.

It's an uncoscious reaction, it's got to be, because if certain people were aware of how much they routinely and with great heavings and ho'ings oppose anyone who speaks with authority on this board, they'd realize how juvie they sound to everyone and their personal embarrasment would probably cause them to cease and desist.

On most other boards I've been on there's usually been only one person in that stage at any one time and the rest of us give that individual a hard time until they grow up out of it. But here a whole group of people are into the "defiance of authority at all cost!" thing and they fucking reinforce each other in such a way that they can tell each other that their behavior isn't _really_ as juvinile as it actually is--because see! Person so and so is ALSO doing it! It's so weird. In most ways this message board is totally typical and normal--but not in terms of this authority thing.

Is there something about this board that selects for "rebels without a cause?" I wouldn't think so... I just think it's a random composition of people which resulted in a greater than normal number of authority opposers and need to prove wrongers and nitpick everything to deathers.

Unda

 

[SexyChele]

Re: Now I remember why I put this Honey on Ignore

Quoted by BrownSugar, that's the only reason I saw this. I do not go looking for this woman's posts anymore...ever! I try to stay away from drek, but this one I couldn't avoid fast enough:

Originally posted by SexyChele :


"By entitling the thread "ULTIMATE GUIDE", you are implying that it is the best and most sucessful. Perhaps you should have titled your thread, "One way to ...." A little more truthful, I would think."


Honey, we're writers. HONEY...THE TITLE WAS HYPERBOLYE. (that's a big writer word...just in case you don't know) Honey...FROM MY PERSPECTIVE the title was ALL IN FUN, just another new person like I once was when you had your little dihhaarea fit all over me, just a newbie havin' some fun. Honey dearest, you're once again super-competively picking yet another fight with another new female poster on here with a strong voice and who claims to know what she's talking about. Honey, have you ever considered why you have such a PROBLEM with female authority figures? Do you turn us all into your evil mommy? Honey, contrary to you're protestations you are the heaviest heavy I know. So why don't you try to listen to people when they say...


YOU NEED TO LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP!

Geez! WOMAN: Control that envious little spirit of yours and STOP giving new female posters a hard time. Maybe if you stopped that for awhile, I'd start to feel less contemptuous toward your every little ploy and stop calling you...honey?

Who knows? Greater miracles have happened!

Now, if you feel that strongly against anything I have to say, than why respond? And perhaps, if you had bothered to read what I had written in subsequent posts, your rantings would have been answered. I told her the comment was made in humor and I was leaving her alone. But, that you won't read, will you? Only the negative.

That's the problem with responding to people you have on ignore - you only get snipets of their conversations, respond to them in a negative fashion, and make an idiot out of yourself. (And that is "you" in the generic sense, so calm those feathers down)

Since you've made your return, I've not said one thing to you or about you. (And no, I do not have you on ignore) I simply have no desire to comment on what you say, good or bad. You are not worth my time to do so, unless/until you call me out by name.

So, here's the deal, toots: you leave me alone and I'll leave you alone. You and I simply don't get along, and I'm willing to accept it and move on. Can you?

Or do you wish to promote a "drama" on the board?

Of course, since I'm on "ignore", this is stated more for the possible benefit of the rest of the board, newbies included.

 

[sterlingclay]

But to equal the sexual deprivation that would arise if you cut off a woman's clit, her orgasm organ, you'd have to entirely cut off a man's dick--as that is his orgasm organ. Don't you think?

Owww!

Damn good thing the largest sex organ is the brain.... Aren't men's brains in their penii?

 

[Ebonyfire]

Owww!

Damn good thing the largest sex organ is the brain.... Aren't men's brains in their penii?

Men have brains?

Eb

 

[sterlingclay]

Apparently Not after UCE gets through with them.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Apparently Not after UCE gets through with them.

Why do you say that? Do you think she is a Domme?

Eb

 

[sterlingclay]

Review

But to equal the sexual deprivation that would arise if you cut off a woman's clit, her orgasm organ, you'd have to entirely cut off a man's dick--as that is his orgasm organ. Don't you think?

She threatened my BRAIN!!!

Ok, I know she didn't. I'm a spacecase, so let me have my fun...
Please purty domme lady???

 

[UCE]

Re: Beer can? Maybe beer bottle

You mentioned a small vibe, but my question is: If she has trouble with the finger, isn't that going to be just as uncomfortable

I don't think it's a head thing your wife is suffering from. I think you need to go slower and more gradual. There are these things they sell on gay-guy adult toy sites and sometimes on the het sites as well that are called mini-vibrators. They are four or five inches long and start out about the width of a pencil. That's probably the size you need to start her out with.

Normally I think when people do anal sex and the fucker doesn't want to hurt the fuckee, he does the "three finger method." One finger with lube, get her used to it, then two fingers, get her used to it, then three, then the cock or strapon dildo. Your wife needs something more slow and more gradual--if I were you, I'd spend at least a month getting her slowly used to things in her ass, starting with the smallest thing you can find, like that mini vibrator.

I have a bad problem with cramping when stuff larger than a small buttplug is stuck in my ass, no matter how eager I am for it. That's where the excruciating pain in the ass comes from for many of us I think. Again, very slow and steady aclimitization to the larger object helps. Stop moving it if it gets bad for her. Sometimes she'll be able to keep it in if you stop; sometimes it just needs to come out so she can breathe again, lol.

A lot of women "seem" to get used to buttfucking through just perservering through the pain until it stops cramping so bad, but I don't think every woman can do that. If the idea is NOT for this to be painful for her (gotta ask because this is the bdsm forum), then you need to show her you're trustworthy by slowing or stopping each time she asks you during the process of stretching her anus.

Unda

 

[sterlingclay]

One Great Word

PAUSE


(don't stop)

 

[UCE]

Apparently Not after UCE gets through with them.

Do you really think I'm promoting cutting off men's dicks? If so, you're wrong, it's the BALLS I'm after, haha!

No serious, I simply said, lol, that cutting off a man's cock was equivelent to cutting off a woman's clit. And cutting off a man's foreskin was roughly similar to cutting off a woman's labia.

 

[UCE]

Review



She threatened my BRAIN!!!

Ok, I know she didn't. I'm a spacecase, so let me have my fun...
Please purty domme lady???

What is that EB saying to you, lol! I'll never know cause I got the silly bitch on IGNORE--Perm. variety. However, did you know that there's this new operation they can do where they xfer your dick to your head, thus protecting your brain from those who would cut, but...causing an unfortuante nickname to be appended to those who have had this advanced treatment.

And can you tell me what that name is? Anybody?

Unda

 

[Marquis]

I think anal pain for women can be pretty psychological as well. My girlfriend can take my dick in her ass with absolutely no problems if she's really horny, not too much trouble if she's so-so horny and quite a bit of trouble if she's not very horny.

Also, she can just about NEVER take a finger in the ass. If nothing else, that shows me that its not so much the size of the object as how much her mind can get accustomed to the idea (she always says that my fingering her ass seems too medical and unsexy, but she likes the idea of me fucking it).

 

[SouthTampaGuy]

Did I mention this before

I may have said this already. I don't feel like checking <blowing up right now on X> sorry

When I'm with a guy, I prefer to start off with him on his back and to straddle him, reaching behind me and guiding him in myself, so I can lower at my own pace.

Once I"m initially comfortable, it's off to the races!

On a side note. Girls or guys, how do you prefer it. Slow and easy or Fast and Deep

**
Eric

 

[brnsuga]

Fast and deep, Eric, fast and deep. It might get too rough and I might ask you to stop. If you know what's good for you, you'll ignore me.

And do me a favor - be sure to hit it from different angles. When I'm on my hands and knees, hit it from the right, then from the left, then come from underneath with enough force to lift my knees off the bed. Then finish up with an angle from up above. Keep pounding until my knees buckle under and I'm lying flat on the bed. In this position, my ass closes in around your dick like a hotdog bun hugs a hotdog. And then cum in my ass and I'll cum,... for the third time.

There is no feeling like the orgasm you get from clit stimulation while your ass is being pounded. It's down right other-worldly...

As always,
brnsuga

 

[rosco rathbone]

I think it'd be better to compare a circumcision with the removal of vaginal lips which some women actually choose to have done for various reasons. Neither removal inhibits orgasm. But to equal the sexual deprivation that would arise if you cut off a woman's clit, her orgasm organ, you'd have to entirely cut off a man's dick--as that is his orgasm organ. Don't you think?

I understand that clitorectomy (not-equals sign here) circumscision. I was just making this point: if our pediatricians were de-vaginal lipping (or whatever comparision you want to make) our young baby women (without their consent), activists would have raised the roof. The anti-circumscision movement is tiny, a joke. If a man complains about having been mutilated as a child, he's a whiner.

It has been well established that there is no medical neccesity for circ. Rabbis circumscise ( get tired of typing that word) babies who die before the ceremony-which is the correct word for the procedure.

 

[UCE]

I understand that clitorectomy (not-equals sign here) circumscision. I was just making this point: if our pediatricians were de-vaginal lipping (or whatever comparision you want to make) our young baby women (without their consent), activists would have raised the roof. The anti-circumscision movement is tiny, a joke. If a man complains about having been mutilated as a child, he's a whiner.

It has been well established that there is no medical neccesity for circ. Rabbis circumscise ( get tired of typing that word) babies who die before the ceremony-which is the correct word for the procedure.

Oh, OK, sorry for misunderstanding you. I agree with your actual point. Few people, particularly medical personnel, see anything wrong with circumcision, it's such a strong cultural habit.

I wish doctors would apply to this issue the same principles they ascribe to in their hippocratic oath ssuch as "Above all, do no harm." To me, this statement also extends to mean, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it."

I wonder if men are often the way they are because of this traumatic and bloody event that occurs in infancy? Does anyone know if they even give the baby an anesthetic? You'd think it would be standard practice to do so, but I've heard that doctors don't like to because it may harm such a small body and also that some doctors even believe that infants do not "feel" anything, to the point where they will perform open heart surgery on an infant without any anesthesia! These are only rumors though. I can't vouch for their truth.

 

[lark sparrow]

I understand that clitorectomy (not-equals sign here) circumscision. I was just making this point: if our pediatricians were de-vaginal lipping (or whatever comparision you want to make) our young baby women (without their consent), activists would have raised the roof. The anti-circumscision movement is tiny, a joke. If a man complains about having been mutilated as a child, he's a whiner.

It has been well established that there is no medical neccesity for circ. Rabbis circumscise ( get tired of typing that word) babies who die before the ceremony-which is the correct word for the procedure.

Is there some sort of law requiring it?

If not, then it is the future parents who consent to the cultural practice that need to be informed by the anti-circumscision movement and activists.

No one said you couldn't "whine", but it's not as though in this practice a penis is cut off, some skin is removed. Perhaps it affects pleasure, perhaps not - hard to say when one has either never had it or has it - the penis still functions and is a great giver of personal pleasure regardless.

If we could give everyone back their foreskin, alas...

 

[rosco rathbone]

Is there some sort of law requiring it?

If not, then it is the future parents who consent to the cultural practice that need to be informed by the anti-circumscision movement and activists.

No one said you couldn't "whine", but it's not as though in this practice a penis is cut off, some skin is removed. Perhaps it affects pleasure, perhaps not - hard to say when one has either never had it or has it - the penis still functions and is a great giver of personal pleasure regardless.

If we could give everyone back their foreskin, alas...

The main thing bugging me here is the "if it was happening to women, we'd all be freeking" factor. That's what sticks in my craw so badly.

 

[lark sparrow]

The main thing bugging me here is the "if it was happening to women, we'd all be freeking" factor. That's what sticks in my craw so badly.

I guess, Rosco. But then again, if women had a penis, it would be happening to them as well. Men have feet too, but foot binding was only an issue for women. Men have faces and bodies too, but it is mainly women who go under the knife for cosmetic surgeries.

If there's no medical reason, and men want their foreskin, great - let's stop the practice. I don't consider it a joke at all. But, I don't think the penis is uselessly maimed and ruined for life either.

 

[Freya]

Re: Did I mention this before

I may have said this already. I don't feel like checking <blowing up right now on X> sorry

When I'm with a guy, I prefer to start off with him on his back and to straddle him, reaching behind me and guiding him in myself, so I can lower at my own pace.

Once I"m initially comfortable, it's off to the races!

On a side note. Girls or guys, how do you prefer it. Slow and easy or Fast and Deep

**
Eric

I have to start out in a spooning position, or it can be quite painful at times. Once it's in however, I can move to a different position. And I prefer slow and easy at first, just to make sure it's not going to cause great pain, then have at me fast and deep.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Re: Re: Did I mention this before

I have to start out in a spooning position, or it can be quite painful at times. Once it's in however, I can move to a different position. And I prefer slow and easy at first, just to make sure it's not going to cause great pain, then have at me fast and deep.

how deep is deep?

PBW