How to spot a Domme/Dom

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

KRINALA

I didnt reveal the plot so you have no idea (at this point) what the dom does or doesnt do. I dont want to reveal the plot because it will be stolen. I can say that the dom isnt the killer. But he has motivation and opportunity and she looks like hell to mike & carol.

I do have experience with sub women. But I get nothing from inflicting pain, and bratty women are a nuisance. Still, I understand that lots of people enjoy their activities. I have no problem with THAT. You like what you like. My problem with it is on a personal taste level. I have the exact same problem with Civil War re-enactors. Or Renaissance re-enactors. I dont care for pretend. My dominance is who I am. I dont need a uniform or secret-decoder rings to be me.

According to the messages I get, some people are outraged with me, some laugh their asses off, a few love me, and some are bored. I touch sore spots and funny bones.

I dont think its prejudice to point out that the BDSM public relations program sux. I think most everyone reading this know it. Its not a revelation.

 

[Netzach]

Can no one else smell 20 tons of unadulterated horse shit when it's being dumped in a corner?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

NETZACH

How long have you had these olfactory hallucinations?

Dear, be honest, if I notified you of winning the lottery you'd find some excuse to complain.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Oh! HOMBURG

Maybe I should warn you...I wear official DOM Underoos. So youre toast

 

[Homburg]

Oh! HOMBURG

Maybe I should warn you...I wear official DOM Underoos. So youre toast

D'oh! Okay, no arm wrestling then. I have no need to be shamed in public.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

HOMBURG

The threat of Official Dom Underoos always intimidates, even the stoutest heart.

 

[Krinaia]

weird, just weird

 

[saw_man1]

Can no one else smell 20 tons of unadulterated horse shit when it's being dumped in a corner?

Yes we can.

Collecting information? Certainly you a man of your stature should have been able to come up with a more plausible lie.

 

[Homburg]

*shrug* It is possible to find entertainment in 20 tons of horseshit. You just have to poke around a bit.

 

[Krinaia]

*shrug* It is possible to find entertainment in 20 tons of horseshit. You just have to poke around a bit.

gags....


actually i like the smell of horses, it's sort of earthy. but the thought of playing in 20 tons of the stuff is a little sickening and the further thought of searching for something in it is even more gross.... you get a gross out award for the day.

 

[Homburg]

gags....


actually i like the smell of horses, it's sort of earthy. but the thought of playing in 20 tons of the stuff is a little sickening and the further thought of searching for something in it is even more gross.... you get a gross out award for the day.

Well, I was spaeking metaphorically about finding entertainment in JAMESBJOHNSON's posts, but I spent most of the summers of my youth on my grandfather's farm. I have had to poke around in horseshit a number of times, for various reasons and looking for various things (parasties, signs that the horses were eating the wrong stuff, etc).

Horseshit is kind and sweet-smelling stuff compared to pigshit. I hated going to my Uncle Jimmy's farm *shudder*

 

[Netzach]

Well, I was spaeking metaphorically about finding entertainment in JAMESBJOHNSON's posts, but I spent most of the summers of my youth on my grandfather's farm. I have had to poke around in horseshit a number of times, for various reasons and looking for various things (parasties, signs that the horses were eating the wrong stuff, etc).

Horseshit is kind and sweet-smelling stuff compared to pigshit. I hated going to my Uncle Jimmy's farm *shudder*

Here's the diff, my friend.

You have drawn your conclusions about horses from horses.
Not from going onto a horse talk forum with your dick in your hand and spooging every time you think you're getting a rise out of someone.

Which is among MY top 5 "research" methods on any subject.

 

[Homburg]

Here's the diff, my friend.

You have drawn your conclusions about horses from horses.
Not from going onto a horse talk forum with your dick in your hand and spooging every time you think you're getting a rise out of someone.

Which is among MY top 5 "research" methods on any subject.

There's some beautiful eloqunce of meaning there. As always, I honestly enjoy your usage of language.

I agree with you, Netzach. I do not care for a lot of what he says, and have no interest in what he claims to be doing. I am simply enough of a misanthrope to get a bit of entertainment from him and his ilk. That probably makes me a bad forum citizen. After all, one should not feed the trolls. I would suggest that I be punished for my transgressions, but those are loaded words in this forum...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

HOMBURG

Youre missing Netzach's real beef.

She's smart enough to know that when she resorts to ad hominems she's lost the battle. All she has is fists full of horse puckey to toss. And no argument. It's over, Rover.

 

[Krinaia]

There's some beautiful eloqunce of meaning there. As always, I honestly enjoy your usage of language.

I agree with you, Netzach. I do not care for a lot of what he says, and have no interest in what he claims to be doing. I am simply enough of a misanthrope to get a bit of entertainment from him and his ilk. That probably makes me a bad forum citizen. After all, one should not feed the trolls. I would suggest that I be punished for my transgressions, but those are loaded words in this forum...

aha, i don't spend much time here anymore so a lot of faces are often new to me when i do poke my head in - and now i know your orientation, makes me wish i had made a comment i had wanted to earlier about fit punishment <evil grin

 

[Homburg]

aha, i don't spend much time here anymore so a lot of faces are often new to me when i do poke my head in - and now i know your orientation, makes me wish i had made a comment i had wanted to earlier about fit punishment <evil grin

I make it a point to make the comments I want to make. You never know when the oppurtunity will arise again =)

 

[Ishmael]

Is the pissing contest over?

Ishmael

 

[Krinaia]

hey, i tried to get things back on topic! you just have to backtrack... and backtrack

but i have no new advice on how to spot a dominante or submissive.
it might be easier to rule out than in....

you know you haven't spotted a dominant If...

they concede every point while smiling

oooor

they giggle at a pair of furry pink handcuffs

oooorr

look blank when you mention the story of o

oooor.....

 

[Ishmael]

hey, i tried to get things back on topic! you just have to backtrack... and backtrack

but i have no new advice on how to spot a dominante or submissive.
it might be easier to rule out than in....

you know you haven't spotted a dominant If...

they concede every point while smiling

oooor

they giggle at a pair of furry pink handcuffs

oooorr

look blank when you mention the story of o

oooor.....

Darlin' I've been watching this thread from the git go. It shows up in my mailbox and brightens my day.

I don't see you on the conference table trying to write your name in the snow.

Do you see the futility in your atempt to moderate?

Let'm go and enjoy.

Ishmael

PS There is a genesis. All goes back to the Authors Hangout. It's like a virus, it's everywhere. Ask Cymbidia.

Ishmael

 

[Krinaia]

I don't see you on the conference table trying to write your name in the snow.

Do you see the futility in your atempt to moderate?

who keeps snow on a conference table? that metaphor made no sense.

sometimes futile actions are still worth the effort - especially to those with masochistic tendencies.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

"I say, Geoff. Do you think that skinny pale female is antagonsing us?
"I do not believe so Rodney. Look deep inside yourself. You will realise that she is lost, and seeking to learn from our superior culture."
"Good show, Geoff. Do you mind getting this tick off of my back? It's a bit less than brilliant."
...

HEY! I don't remember giving permission to forward our IM's!

 

[Homburg]

HEY! I don't remember giving permission to forward our IM's!

*Rodney voice* "I didn't think you'd mind, old boy."

*snicker*

 

[Krinaia]

stop your flirting!!

you two. geez

 

[Homburg]

stop your flirting!!

you two. geez

What?!? He's hot!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I read a rumor that dommes all have hairy armpits. That's how you spot them. My own guess was hairy legs.