husband likes porn...so i want to make some with another man and leave it around...

[Very_Bad_Man]

Talking Superpowers. I wish mine was the ability to reach through internet and choke out dickweeds who really need it and to feed my cock to lonely ladies in need.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Talking Superpowers. I wish mine was the ability to reach through internet and choke out dickweeds who really need it and to feed my cock to lonely ladies in need.

LOL, Now that would be a useful superpower.

 

[Texguy84]

Talking Superpowers. I wish mine was the ability to reach through internet and choke out dickweeds who really need it and to feed my cock to lonely ladies in need.

You would have to be epically endowed for that to feed very many women. And is that a balanced diet?

...

Oh, wait, now I get it.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Far too many men seem to want to "wish" that the woman they are talking sexually with, or passing pics with, is a real one and not sporting a penis.

My ex husband used to be that way when he'd be in a chat room "chatting with a woman" and I'd let him know that said woman had been outted weeks before but was still hanging around for the few retarded "she" could snatch.

He actually told me, in an angry tone, "Don't ruin it for me. I don't want to know."

Well Lindsey, looks like you chased Amy away. Since it's your fault that she stopped giving us JO material, I guess you're just going to have to show us your tits. So get out the cell phone cam and post some naked pics. We are all sitting here with our dick in our hand waiting!

 

[DarkrSide]

Trust me, I understand where you are coming from. My girlfriend has lost interest in sex and it definitely makes me want to cheat.... LOL. The porn idea is an interesting addition though

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Well Lindsey, looks like you chased Amy away. Since it's your fault that she stopped giving us JO material, I guess you're just going to have to show us your tits. So get out the cell phone cam and post some naked pics. We are all sitting here with our dick in our hand waiting!

Please do not drag me into your private hell

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Please do not drag me into your private hell

Actually, I wasn't referring to you, just teasing Lindsey because I'm bored. Nothing personal meant to anyone.

 

[Texguy84]

Well Lindsey, looks like you chased Amy away. Since it's your fault that she stopped giving us JO material, I guess you're just going to have to show us your tits. So get out the cell phone cam and post some naked pics. We are all sitting here with our dick in our hand waiting!

Wait, we all collectively have only one penis?

*looks down*

No wonder this damn thing is so huge.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Wait, we all collectively have only one penis?

*looks down*

No wonder this damn thing is so huge.

LOL,

 

[amywhitsend]

Alas, my mission here is complete. I have what I came here for - someone (or two or three) to assist me in exacting my personal revenge whilst staining a hotel bed in the process. I'm still on the line about the photos. It may just be good enough for me to know that I'm being fulfilled - something his images just won't do.

As far as the photo goes, it should be obvious that I wrote on my chest with an ACTUAL paintbrush using bodypaint. If you look close enough you can discern the individual strokes and the movement of the brush as the bristles bent on my skin.

I am done attempting to prove myself to a group of people who have never met me and have zero right to judge me...and I seriously don't have time to play on a website. The guys I meet will have my permission to fill you in on how real I am

As for now, I'm off to the beach. If you need to reach me, send a gull.

 

[Joshua_silver]

i'm sorry you had such a bad expirence with people hoping to catch a faker. >.> Good luck with the whole beach thing.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Alas, my mission here is complete. I have what I came here for - someone (or two or three) to assist me in exacting my personal revenge whilst staining a hotel bed in the process. I'm still on the line about the photos. It may just be good enough for me to know that I'm being fulfilled - something his images just won't do.

As far as the photo goes, it should be obvious that I wrote on my chest with an ACTUAL paintbrush using bodypaint. If you look close enough you can discern the individual strokes and the movement of the brush as the bristles bent on my skin.

I am done attempting to prove myself to a group of people who have never met me and have zero right to judge me...and I seriously don't have time to play on a website. The guys I meet will have my permission to fill you in on how real I am

As for now, I'm off to the beach. If you need to reach me, send a gull.

Hello Amy Sorry we gave you such a hard time, but a word to the wise for the future. When you want to post on a web site, take some time to find out what the web site is before you post. On Literotica, outside of some basic guidelines about how to post pictures, there are only three rules. One, no posts about underage sex. Two, no posting about bestiality. And three, no threatening anyone. Outside of these three rules, there are no rules. According to the rules of Literotica, posters can be as rude and nasty as they want, and many are.

It seems that every new poster that comes here, (including myself), is attacked but what I amusingly call our “Resident Trolls”. This can be a fun place to post, if you don’t take it too seriously.

I do wish you luck on your adventure, whatever it turns out to be.

 

[LindsayRae]

Speaking of simple concepts, X-Rays can't see through the internet. They can barely see through people, who are much smaller and squishier.

This post made me smile.

 

[LindsayRae]

Wait, we all collectively have only one penis?

*looks down*

No wonder this damn thing is so huge.

By the looks of your av you sure seem to have a large cock.

 

[Texguy84]

By the looks of your av you sure seem to have a large cock.

It's all in the feeding and breeding.

(Seriously, that's how you grow big chickens in real life. Breed big chickens together and feed them well. Growth hormones are expensive.)

 

[LindsayRae]

Growth hormones are expensive.

Just ask the Colonel!

 

[Texguy84]

Just ask the Colonel!

But seriously, they don't use growth hormones on chickens. The profit margin is too narrow to be worth it (they make something like a penny on each chicken sold. They make up for this by selling millions and millions of chickens). It's literally not cost effective to use hormones to produce blonde-feathered Ayrian Uberchickens.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

blonde-feathered Ayrian Uberchickens.

That's why chickens goosestep.

 

[Fmature2play]

for once I had absolutely nothing to do whatsoever with a thread going completely off the rails. yay

 

[twister947]

for once I had absolutely nothing to do whatsoever with a thread going completely off the rails. yay

Losing your edge?

 

[Fmature2play]

Trying to place nice.....it's harder than I thought tho.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

for once I had absolutely nothing to do whatsoever with a thread going completely off the rails. yay

It's no fun if it always stays on the rails.

 

[Texguy84]

It's no fun if it always stays on the rails.

That all depends on what ride you find yourself on.

 

[Fmature2play]

Speaking of riding.....I would love to play with that cock sometime

 

[Texguy84]

Speaking of riding.....I would love to play with that cock sometime

What can I say? The ladies love a big cock.

(And a few months from now, whenever I change my avatar again, this whole conversation will not make any sense at all to anybody )