I❤️U, but...

[cheekygirl75]

I you but I hate it when you eat your poo!

I seriously hope you’re talking about a dog or other non-human animal!

 

[Tallulah82]

I you but if you wank to my singing you a Christmas song then you need professional help.

 

[Graybear1826]

I you, but if you talk during Fallout, I will take you over my knee...

 

[Tallulah82]

I you but if you put your paws on my brie, I'll cheddar you to the back door and you'll be sleeping in the garden.

 

[Graybear1826]

I you, but if i smell another example of your brie farts, its back over my knee again!

 

[Tallulah82]

I you but I won't cosplay the three-boobed Total Recall woman no matter how much you beg.

 

[Graybear1826]

IU but you have to understand how difficult it is to get ALL of the honey out of that particular place.