I am a Maestro with 38 years in this lifestyle

[DeepGreenEyes]

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'm free, I'm free!
And freedom tastes of reality...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

Not the same coming from a dude.

And besides... shouldnt you be kissing women by now DGE??

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

I am freezing!

 

[Loverskitten]

I am Simpson
I am Simpson
I am Simpson
http://youtu.be/m78gYyTrG7Y

 

[straypuss]

I wanna be the leader
I wanna be the leader
Can I be the leader?
Can I? I can?
Promise? Promise?
Yippee I'm the leader
I'm the leader

OK what shall we do?

(Roger McGough)

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I wanna be sedated...

 

[unregistered]

 

[graceanne]

I'm a bitch
I'm a lover,
I'm a child,
I'm a mother

I'm a sinner,
I'm a saint,
I do not feel ashamed.

I'm your hell,
I'm your dream,
I'm nothing in between

And .... now i have this stuck in my head. Darnit.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

^^^Winner.

Yay! I won... something. Thanks!

 

[graceanne]

Hey, it's a good song, though.

I would gladly offer cookies as an apology.

Yeah it is. A good song that is.

I still want the cookies.

funny, because that got an entirely different song stuck in my head;

I watched you fall.

I was lyin to ya, was lyin to ya,
like everybody else who watched you fall
Said I loved you but i'm laughin,
laughin when you crawl.

The good news? I don't recognize that song so it's not stuck in my head.

 

[unregistered]

 

[DesEsseintes]

DesEsseintes, this is so bad and will likely change your perception of me. Every time I read the first line of the lyrics (poem?) you posted, my brain starts singing Spice Girls. You know, "If you wanna be my lover..."

Oh absolutely. I prefer the Ginger Spice original, of course, as any self-respecting hipster would, but Cohen's cover version has a certain faded charm, like a nosegay of dried wedding flowers, or an old newspaper pressing in a dusty book.

 

[midwestyankee]

I Am Will.

I am Cow.

I am Woman (no, not even on the Internet).

I am a lumberjack.

 

[IrisAlthea]

I am a lumberjack.

Oh, good one!
Now I'll have to imagine you like father christmas, dressed up as a lumberjack in drag.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Oh, good one!
Now I'll have to imagine you like father christmas, dressed up as a lumberjack in drag.

And I've got the lumberjack song happily ringing though my skull

 

[graceanne]

it's also meridith brooks. Same album. At one point in my life I've overindulged in that album, so sometimes the radio popular songs end up reminding me of the other great songs in that album. Kinda like how most matchbox 20 songs seem to remind me of seemingly random other matchbox 20 songs (very few weren't played on the radio at least a little bit).

Ah. It's so rare I can afford to buy new cd's that normally I just end up getting best of albums so I often miss the other stuff on their record, which sucks as often the ones that never played on the radio are better than what played.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Not the same coming from a dude.

Well, it could be.

And besides... shouldnt you be kissing women by now DGE??

All actors are 18 years of age or older.

 

[Kalamain]

I am the very model of a cartoon individual,
My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical.
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read,
From wicked jokes to stupid puns to anvils that fall on your head.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I am the very model of a cartoon individual,
My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical.
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read,
From wicked jokes to stupid puns to anvils that fall on your head.

Pirates of pen's dance?

 

[Kalamain]

Pirates of pen's dance?

HMS Yakko.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I once saw the movie. "Pirates of Penny's Ass"
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