I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that I have started the new year with quite the horn!
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I may have splurged a tad bit on manoeuvrable implements aimed at unbidden carnality.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am both the black sheep and the golden child.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I’ve really enjoyed exploring lit chat rooms this last week…
 
I cannot confirm or deny that it is actually funny (if it wasn't sad) to see all the ways the Mean Girls at work try to devise to oust me.


Little do they know...
 
I cannot confirm or deny that any time a math teacher mentioned Pi in school, i got too distracted by my hunger and mentally checked out for the rest of the class.

I can confirm, however, that cherry pie is my favorite.

I cannot confirm or deny that I am now going to watch a Warrant video on YouTube.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I might have, at times, a less than optimal timing in regards to particular terms of endearment and their particular receiver.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I've been watching the mean bimbo types at Valkyrie's workplace for some time, nor can I confirm the sudden bouts of horrible luck and abrupt episodes of brain freeze they will enjoy have anything to do with my superpowers.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that that's going to leave a bruise. And a scratch. And a dent, mostly on the ego.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that your post gave me the start of a headache.

I hope you accomplish your goal, unless the goal was to give me a headache.

I like your last 2-3 avatars as well
 
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