I hate it when . . .
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Tastytooter
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I super-second this. Getting the camera out and setting up the shot leaves ample time to think "oh, and I should turn 'Law and Order' off, that's not sexy at all." The radio is even worse, though, because so often its just the classic rock station and there's nothing worse than watching two people fuck to "More Than A Feeling" and a commercial for a Toyota dealership. Modern radio isn't even an appropriate soundtrack for driving to work in the morning, much less your sexual acrobatics.
I'm all for getting carried away while watching TV, or with the radio on, and doing your thing. It happens, and it's great. But if you're going to film it, and place it in a public forum as an object for others to consume, then for god's sake have some respect for yourself and put some thought into it. Also, I hate post-production soundtracks in amateur porn - maybe hate is the wrong word. They're embarrassing. Layering "Crazy Bitch" over your blowjob video does not make it sexier, it just makes it uncomfortable and sad.
While I'm at it - I hate it when people think "Crazy Bitch" is a good song for sex, or a good song for anything. This is maybe the worst song ever. In fact, if we all concentrate hard enough we can probably will it out of existence. Come on, everybody, let's do this for the children!
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And I second this seconding. I also hate it when house pets are making noise in a porn video's background...if I have to listen to ONE more video with a dog's annoying bark or a bird's loud CHOIP going on repetitively in the background... I might have to swear off amateur porn for a few...days.
Do pets REALLY have to be in the bedroom when the masters of the house are fucking for video posterity ?!?!
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I hate it when....
...i fall for someone... but someone else falls for me and I don't like that one as much...
...my ex texts me cuz he wants to have sex,,,pssst you weren't good so why should I?
...i fall for someone... but someone else falls for me and I don't like that one as much...
...my ex texts me cuz he wants to have sex,,,pssst you weren't good so why should I?
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Well I have to admit, watching a cat circle a girl's legs while she masturbates adds to the "I'm so horny I don't care who or what is watching" factor. But cats are usually quiet; animals that make noise are straight out. And the music thing is right on; sometimes people make compilation videos of good scenes in porn, then they're the ones who ruin it all by overwriting the natural sounds with bad music. It would seem that as porn passes through more and more editors, the probability of somebody fucking it up with music approaches 1.
I hate it when (this applies to both guys and girls) people post amateur pic threads saying "I'm scared, please be nice." as if they might be physically lacking, then you open it and of course they're fucking drop dead gorgeous. Goddammit, leave the feeling insecure to those of us who have a reason!
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I hate it when....
you're in the middle of some great love making and the kids start knocking on the door asking what's for breakfast, or where's the hair brush, or some crap like that.
you're in the middle of some great love making and the kids start knocking on the door asking what's for breakfast, or where's the hair brush, or some crap like that.
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I hate it when...
I post a comment to a really hot thread and then the thread suddenly seems to die...
I post a comment to a really hot thread and then the thread suddenly seems to die...
WckdnWild
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I hate it when...
I post a comment to a really hot thread and then the thread suddenly seems to die...
I'm sure it's NOT u Eager2TRYRU.... thread activity is always sporadic on LIT. People are finicky .... perhaps your post is SO hot that they are involved in other activities OTHER than typing because of it...
I hate it when things don't go as planned.....
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littlebabyclit
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IHIW I ask someone an important question, ask to be given a simple yes or no answer, and instead, I get no answer... as if that gets him out of answering !
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littlebabyclit
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaa. It can be annoying, I agree. False modesty can be quite grating on one's nerves. But I suppose it's better than them posting that they are the greatest looking thing in the whole world ... tipping the scale all the way over to pompous arrogance.
mrno
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaa. It can be annoying, I agree. False modesty can be quite grating on one's nerves. But I suppose it's better than them posting that they are the greatest looking thing in the whole world ... tipping the scale all the way over to pompous arrogance.
IHIW I am not rated a 10.
hidden_shadow
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaa. It can be annoying, I agree. False modesty can be quite grating on one's nerves. But I suppose it's better than them posting that they are the greatest looking thing in the whole world ... tipping the scale all the way over to pompous arrogance.
Related story: I hate it when people do that on tests in college too. You know, the brilliant dudes who sit in the front of the room, probably never got anything below a B in their life, saying to each other "That test made me feel dumb" or "Oh yeah, I just bombed that one" after the test. I generally sit in the back of the room, and you can just see the gritting of teeth by those who actually might have failed the test.
(You know, I can't think of any examples of pompous arrogance that I've seen in the amateur pic forum. Although I suppose they would get put in their place rather quickly here.)
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IHIW I get trapped in obligatory chit-chat.
For the record, if you ever run into me somewhere, I don't want to hear about: the weather, the local news, celebrity gossip, health care reform, or that new great restaurant/bar/club in town that everyone's talking about.
Come up with something interesting. =P
For the record, if you ever run into me somewhere, I don't want to hear about: the weather, the local news, celebrity gossip, health care reform, or that new great restaurant/bar/club in town that everyone's talking about.
Come up with something interesting. =P
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Lmao.......that's the title of my thread & I'm definitely not drop dead gorgeous!!
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littlebabyclit
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IHIW that's all someone has to talk about online. Putting up with a certain percentage of boring chit chat is a social necessity IRL but it doesn't have to be online.
Eager2TRYRU
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I'm sure it's NOT u Eager2TRYRU.... thread activity is always sporadic on LIT. People are finicky .... perhaps your post is SO hot that they are involved in other activities OTHER than typing because of it...
I hate it when things don't go as planned.....
Thank you, that's one of the nicest compliments I've received lately.
I hate it when... Anticipation far exceeds the actual event...
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IHIW when @ work someone comes up with an absolute emergency because they didn't plan properly and all of the sudden it becomes my emergency.
I also hate it when I go to the store and they've run out of Cherry Garcia Yogurt
I also hate it when I go to the store and they've run out of Cherry Garcia Yogurt
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littlebabyclit
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IHIW I forget again that all relationships are ultimately disposable...
Eager2TRYRU
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I hate it when people seem to work so hard to find the negative in life, when the positive is so easy to see...
hidden_shadow
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I hate it when people assume that pessimism is a matter of simple choice. Some people are predisposed to seeing the positive, and some to the negative. I get to see this stark contrast in my own family, where my mother's side runs pessimistic and my father's runs optimistic. My father is like you, wondering why I "choose" to see the negative when "the good things are so easy to see". But my mother empathizes, as she still has difficulty seeing the good things in life even after going through around 10 books on positivity.
Honestly, who would choose not to be happy if given the choice?
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