midwestyankee
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I suppose it's not the best contribution to my overall health and fitness if my general rule for handing out candy this evening is "one for me, one for you...one for me, one for you."
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I suppose it's not the best contribution to my overall health and fitness if my general rule for handing out candy this evening is "one for me, one for you...one for me, one for you."
Yeah...that's a hard one to overcome...
I've been trying the "buy-what-you-don't-like" theory.
...kinda works.
What Happens to Our Brains During Exercise (and Why it Makes Us Happier)
This got bumped at just the right time! Me and the other half are trying a new initative whereby the person who loses the most weight each week gets the other one as a slave for 24 hours. He lost 0.8kg more than me this week so today I'm his slave. He's mentioned making me clean the oven and windows so I don't think I'm going to enjoy this very much (but I guess that's the point!)
I'm still formulating a plan for next week. I will surely win. And when I do, he's gonna eat an entire tub of ice-cream with chocolate sauce, to ensure another win for me the following week.
This got bumped at just the right time! Me and the other half are trying a new initative whereby the person who loses the most weight each week gets the other one as a slave for 24 hours. He lost 0.8kg more than me this week so today I'm his slave. He's mentioned making me clean the oven and windows so I don't think I'm going to enjoy this very much (but I guess that's the point!)
I'm still formulating a plan for next week. I will surely win. And when I do, he's gonna eat an entire tub of ice-cream with chocolate sauce, to ensure another win for me the following week.
Men generally lose weight faster than women, so you might not want to do a pound for pound decision...unless of course you want to be his slave every week.
I hate hate hate exercise! I don't even own a pair of tennis shoes. But my 40th is closing in and I figure I better do something. I bought myself a groupon for some Zumba or kick boxing classes. So if you don't hear from me for a few months, I died from exercise.
Of the two, I recommend kick boxing. Imagine all the fun you can have thinking of asshats as you lash out with your ever-stronger legs.
So I'm still a fat guy. Shock, right? I lift on average of twice a week, though it's been spotty lately, and play racquetball 2-3 times a week. Exercise has become a happy habit again, and I've gotten to the point where I miss it when I'm away from it for more than one missed session.
Been eating somewhat better too. Completely swore off artificial sweeteners. Short of artificial sweeteners in medicinal products, I do none, at all. Also drink no soda whatsoever. Water, unsweet iced tea, unsweetened iced coffee, and minor amounts of milk are all I drink. Never smoked, and don't drink.
Why the fuck am I still fat? It's fucking irritating. I mean, sure, I know why. Somehow, my calories in and calories out aren't producing the requistie caloric deficit. I dig that. It's just seriously goddamned annoying to outlift my workout partner (who is younger than I am and visibly in much better shape), outplay said buddy on the courts, outplay myinnerslut (yeah, we're still happily together) who is in lovely shape and significantly younger than myself. Oh, and my bp just now was 130/78.
Anyway, the real takeaway here is 130/78 bp, and I'm kicking ass in the gym and on the court, and putting on serious muscle. Oh, and I finally got off my ass and bought a foot rocker to stretch my calves properly, so the posterior chain is working better. So still a fat-ass, but improvements everywhere else.
So aside from me belly, a positive check-in to a thread I seem to hit twice a year or so.
Hi y'all I hope your year-end health inventory is positive.
Diet wise I'm doing good. I cut back on sugar this year. I'm done with soda.
Work out wise I'm not doing good. I work out sometimes but mostly not.
Ha, I actually bought it for the Zumba (there are several fitness classes from which to choose) but my son thinks I should do the kick boxing too (hmmm anger much?)
Why the fuck am I still fat? It's fucking irritating. I mean, sure, I know why. Somehow, my calories in and calories out aren't producing the requistie caloric deficit. I dig that. It's just seriously goddamned annoying to outlift my workout partner (who is younger than I am and visibly in much better shape), outplay said buddy on the courts, outplay myinnerslut (yeah, we're still happily together) who is in lovely shape and significantly younger than myself. Oh, and my bp just now was 130/78.
Hi y'all I hope your year-end health inventory is positive.