I woke up this morning to discover I had turned into an insect.

[canadiancutie]

At least Marquis gave us the gift of brevity.

Brevity is the soul of wit, but I still wouldn't call this thread a gift

 

[Marquis]

Fuck all of you.

If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward.

 

[sphynx's dragon]

Fuck all of you.

If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward.

Perhaps if we heard the lyrics sung...

 

[graceanne]

Perhaps if we heard the lyrics sung...

I second that motion.

 

[canadiancutie]

Fuck all of you.

If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward.

You can have my virginity in exchange for you recording yourself singing. I think it would be more than worth it. Totally.

 

[graceanne]

You can have my virginity in exchange for you recording yourself singing. I think it would be more than worth it. Totally.

lol I would agree. Fortunately, I don't have the commodity to deal with. But I'll give you some of my chocolate covered cherries if you share.

 

[Marquis]

You can have my virginity in exchange for you recording yourself singing. I think it would be more than worth it. Totally.

I've said this before and I will say it again. Giving your virginity to the Marquis is one of the worst things any female could possibly do.

It seems that no matter how much I tell people I am a callous, emotionally disturbed and likely sociopathic TRUE sadist (not one of those touchy feely inverted masochists) they still think I am just a hurt kitten that needs to be taken in from the rain and given some warm milk.

Incorrect!!

I will drink your milk, shit under your couch and head back to the streets as soon as you crack a window. The sad part is, if things get rough, I will probably come back to get more milk one day and you will probably give it to me.

 

[canadiancutie]

I've said this before and I will say it again. Giving your virginity to the Marquis is one of the worst things any female could possibly do.

It seems that no matter how much I tell people I am a callous, emotionally disturbed and likely sociopathic TRUE sadist (not one of those touchy feely inverted masochists) they still think I am just a hurt kitten that needs to be taken in from the rain and given some warm milk.

Incorrect!!

I will drink your milk, shit under your couch and head back to the streets as soon as you crack a window. The sad part is, if things get rough, I will probably come back to get more milk one day and you will probably give it to me.

I think I could deal with the sadism if I heard the singing first


ps- I heart kittens.

 

[caela]

I will drink your milk, shit under your couch and head back to the streets as soon as you crack a window. The sad part is, if things get rough, I will probably come back to get more milk one day and you will probably give it to me.

Interesting analogy...You must have some redeeming qualities though or I doubt you'd be able to hang onto Killishandra and C. You said once that such a thing isn't luck but work...the cat you described doesn't sound the type to bother with the work.

Just my .02$

Edited to add: I am verrrrrrrrrry glad the stray I adopted has better manners than your fictitious cat.

 

[canadiancutie]

Interesting analogy...You must have some redeeming qualities though or I doubt you'd be able to hang onto Killishandra and C.

maybe he sings to them

 

[caela]

maybe he sings to them

Hmmmm could be but he'd have to sing pretty damn well to get away with shitting under the couch.

 

[canadiancutie]

Hmmmm could be but he'd have to sing pretty damn well to get away with shitting under the couch.

well you could always just rub his face in it and make him get his own damn milk? If he were a real kitten I would say that was mean...but since he's a big tough sadist I'm sure he could deal

 

[Marquis]

I think I could deal with the sadism if I heard the singing first


ps- I heart kittens.

As usual.

I call your bluff. Make your way to Ft. Lauderdale, Florida and find out how deep the rabbit hole goes.

 

[caela]

well you could always just rub his face in it and make him get his own damn milk? If he were a real kitten I would say that was mean...but since he's a big tough sadist I'm sure he could deal

Nope don't think so. I am not that mean.

Not to mention I just got the 'stupid' tattoo removed from my forehead and don't want it back

 

[Marquis]

Interesting analogy...You must have some redeeming qualities though or I doubt you'd be able to hang onto Killishandra and C. You said once that such a thing isn't luck but work...the cat you described doesn't sound the type to bother with the work.

Just my .02$

Edited to add: I am verrrrrrrrrry glad the stray I adopted has better manners than your fictitious cat.

I doubt I'll be able to hang onto Killishandra and C as it is. Eventually they're going to figure out what a loser I am and they're going to search for a human male.

 

[canadiancutie]

As usual.

I call your bluff. Make your way to Ft. Lauderdale, Florida and find out how deep the rabbit hole goes.

pay my way there and it's a deal?

 

[canadiancutie]

I doubt I'll be able to hang onto Killishandra and C as it is. Eventually they're going to figure out what a loser I am and they're going to search for a human male.

that kinda sucks...they are pretty hot though....but nah, you seem pretty decent, except for the whole being kinda scary thing.

 

[Marquis]

pay my way there and it's a deal?

Haha, if you had offered me this a few months ago it would be a done deal, but I'm about to be a poor student again and the SoFla real estate bubble could pop at any time. Holler at me if the Feds lower the interest rates, but in the meantime put money in a piggy bank for the worst decision you'll ever make in your life.

 

[caela]

I doubt I'll be able to hang onto Killishandra and C as it is. Eventually they're going to figure out what a loser I am and they're going to search for a human male.

You might have issues and baggage and be a sadist Marquis but I've read plenty of your girl Killi's posts and she strikes me as a smart woman. I am sure C is just as intelligent though she doesn't post enough for me to have an basis for an opinion. On top of it you don't strike me as the type to be interested in stupid women for very long.

So just a silly question but why don't you trust the judgement of the women in your life (the ones that are yours not the ones you could simply screw and discard) to know whether or not you're a loser? Obviously they don't think you are so why do you persist in thinking you are?

Or is this just a really lousy down night where it's impossible to think anything good about yourself?

 

[canadiancutie]

Haha, if you had offered me this a few months ago it would be a done deal, but I'm about to be a poor student again and the SoFla real estate bubble could pop at any time. Holler at me if the Feds lower the interest rates, but in the meantime put money in a piggy bank for the worst decision you'll ever make in your life.

who told you about my piggy bank?

 

[canadiancutie]

Or is this just a really lousy down night where it's impossible to think anything good about yourself?

Those nights are fun nights.

 

[caela]

Those nights are fun nights.

~shudders~ Not in my life they aren't and I feel nothing but sympathy for anyone that can sink anywhere near as low as I can. Those are bad bad evil nights.

 

[canadiancutie]

~shudders~ Not in my life they aren't and I feel nothing but sympathy for anyone that can sink anywhere near as low as I can. Those are bad bad evil nights.

Tell me about it. I used to be able to um...cut a tiny bit and they wouldn't be quite as bad haha, but now that I'm super anemic, I can't and have been reduced to snapping myself with elastics haha

 

[O'Mac]

I love cats.

Now what's this about Marquis?

 

[canadiancutie]

I love cats.

Now what's this about Marquis?

he also loves cats.