If you could suck your own cock or lick your own pussy, would you?

Well,
Many moons ago. I told an Ex that I sometimes tried to suck my own cock and if I really tried I could just about lick the end.
A few Drinks later "I want to see you try to suck your own cock" Now I am game for most things so why not.
It turns out with her physically helping I could suck my own, not all the way but certainly the head. I didnt cum in my own mouth but i really wish i had of done.
Since then, age and weight stop it being a possibility but the Current Mrs Shrek has made me cum on and in my face and mouth with my legs against a wall.

So yes i would and i wish i could
 
Assuming it was perfectly comfortable.

Would you cum in your mouth? / Spit? / Swallow?
Would you use your hand or only your mouth?
Would you ever leave the house again?

Would you seek out your own pussy juices or avoid?
Would tasting yourself turn you on or off?
Would you insert a toy at the same time?
Although my dick is too small I dream about sucking it all the time. I eat my cum so if I could suck it I would surely swallow. And I use dildos and butter plugs when I jack off, which is daily. I do suck dick and have swallowed men's cum.
 
Oh, absolutely! I've had horny dreams about just that!

It definitely wouldn't keep me from wanting other friendly faces between my legs--that's just too much fun! But it'd be a great supplement to vibes and fingers for those alone moments!
 
Assuming it was perfectly comfortable.

Would you cum in your mouth? / Spit? / Swallow?
Would you use your hand or only your mouth?
Would you ever leave the house again?

Would you seek out your own pussy juices or avoid?
Would tasting yourself turn you on or off?
Would you insert a toy at the same time?
92% of men would suck their own cocks if they could.
8% are liars.

Would you cum in your mouth? / Spit? / Swallow? I would cum in my mouth and swallow every drop I could
Would you use your hand or only your mouth? Depends on the mood but probably mouth as often as possible.
Would you ever leave the house again? I would because I think it would be hot as fuck to blow myself in front of a woman so I would go out to seek females who want to at least watch.
 
I'd be wearing crotchless pantyhose and sucking myself nonstop and dreaming about sucking someone else.
 
Didn’t Marilyn Manson have ribs removed so he could suck his own junk? Maybe that is urban legend like him being Paul from Wonder Years.
 
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