If you could suck your own cock or lick your own pussy, would you?

Yeah. Love to jack off and then point my cock at my open mouth and try to splash my face full of cum.
I used to sleep on a top bunk. I'd place the bottoms of my feet on the ceiling and lift my hips as close to my face as I could manage for a self-facial. It was really hard to aim at my mouth like that
 
I used to sleep on a top bunk. I'd place the bottoms of my feet on the ceiling and lift my hips as close to my face as I could manage for a self-facial. It was really hard to aim at my mouth like that
I've tried the cock over face method, but I cum so hard usually that the pretzel like position just throws a muscle out.

Thankfully, I can shoot so far that I'm able to make myself a cum covered whore.
 
When I was a teen I was very flexible. So I set out on a quest to suck my own cock.
Well I got to the point were I could lick it, but frankly it really wasn’t a pleasant position to be in. I knew it was pointless continuing, plus if I got stuck in that position, my brother was going to piss himself laughing.
 
I tried for many years. Did everything I could to get my penis into my mouth but as I suspect is the case for many of us who have knelt for our wife's friends my penis is tiny. I do like to rub it with my feet held up so my emissions drop into my mouth. If I could comfortably hold it in my mouth I would sleep like that each night.
 
I tried many years ago, but even when I was younger and more limber I just couldn’t reach it with my mouth, my penis is just too small. But if I could, I would and I would definitely swallow. But tbh, big cocks are what turn me on. It’s funny , but I don’t even want to suck my little dicklette. But I would drop to my knees eagerly for a big hard cock, cut, with big balls and shaved.
 
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