If you could suck your own cock or lick your own pussy, would you?

Said no female I've been with.

It's a sensory/neurodivergence issue for me. I hate that it's wet and sloppy and a mouth touching me. I refuse to receive oral or kiss on the mouth, both feel disgusting and make me want to hurt myself.

Some guy with a ~magic tongue~ isn't going to suddenly rewire my brain and make my autistic sensory issues vanish.
 
Assuming it was perfectly comfortable.

Would you cum in your mouth? / Spit? / Swallow?
Would you use your hand or only your mouth?
Would you ever leave the house again?

Would you seek out your own pussy juices or avoid?
Would tasting yourself turn you on or off?
Would you insert a toy at the same time?
Would you cum in your mouth? / Spit? / Swallow? > Definitely swallow but I’d be sloppy too

Would you use your hand or only your mouth? > both

Would you ever leave the house again? > rarely

Would you seek out your own pussy juices or avoid? > n/a I have a cock

Would tasting yourself turn you on or off? > turn on for sure

Would you insert a toy at the same time? > yes, a dragon toy up my ass
 
Assuming it was perfectly comfortable.

Would you cum in your mouth? / Spit? / Swallow?
I would definitely cum in my own mouth and swallow it, for sure :D
Would you use your hand or only your mouth?
I would use both...I love to masturbate by hand and would probably masturbate by hand and then cum in my own mouth(y)
Would you ever leave the house again?
Silly question...of course I would:ROFLMAO:

Would tasting yourself turn you on or off?
It would no doubt turn me on:D
Would you insert a toy at the same time?
I'm sure I would from time to time as I do now when I masturbate;)
 
Ich konnte, als ich noch jünger war, mich mit meinem Mund auch selbst befriedigen. Mein bestes Stück ist ausreichend groß, so dass ich die Eichel vollständig in den Mund nehmen und darauf herumkauen konnte, bis ich kam und ich kam immer sehr heftig. Später habe ich das meist mit anderen Jungs gegenseitig gemacht. Heute komme ich nicht mehr so einfach ran, bin in die Jahre (70) gekommen. Dafür mach ich es mit meiner gleichaltrigen Frau noch täglich und noch 2 bis 3 Mal zusätzlich mit der Hand.
 
Not my finest moment but years ago when I was single and horny I decided I would use my bed frame to anchor my feet on and put my legs over my head while I masturbated. It was not very comfortable for sure but I did end up cumming in my mouth, I regretted it a little after post nut clarity though... Never did it again.
 
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Said no female I've been with.
I have actually known two women who did not like having their pussies licked. One wanted to get straight to penetration - for her, getting licked was a waste of time. The other became so sensitive after orgasm that should could not stand to be touched for a while - at least an hour - so for her being licked to orgasm meant she would have to wait a long time to be fucked. She did not appreciate waiting.
 
My spouse is the 2nd women I have met that does NOT enjoy it! She says it's way too sensitive? I have pressed her on it and she swears that's the truth and not because she has some shame or guilt associated with oral. I have eaten her ass before too lol so who knows.
 
Tried a few times when I was younger and more flexible. Probably just as well I couldn't manage... I'd never have left the house...
 
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