If you could suck your own cock or lick your own pussy, would you?

I wish I was smaller so I could, I'm jealous of the ones who can.

I did shoot cum all over my titties and some of it went into my mouth but that doesn't count.
 
Assuming it was perfectly comfortable.

Would you cum in your mouth? / Spit? / Swallow?
I would definitely cum in my own mouth and swallow it, for sure :D
Would you use your hand or only your mouth?
I would use both...I love to masturbate by hand and would probably masturbate by hand and then cum in my own mouth(y)
Would you ever leave the house again?
Silly question...of course I would:ROFLMAO:

Would tasting yourself turn you on or off?
It would no doubt turn me on:D
Would you insert a toy at the same time?
I'm sure I would from time to time as I do now when I masturbate;)
There was a time I sucked myself nightly. But I've cum in a Dixie cup and reluctantly swallowed. Something happens to my desire the moment I'm done with an orgasm. I change my mind
 
Thats about it… that was a very long time ago, and i was drunk n probably high, and i have been drunk n probably high about a bajillion times since then…. So, ya know…. Lucky i can remember it happening at all. Lol
 
Did any of you play the soggy biscuit game? I remember reading that one so long ago when I only used the internet to find dirty jokes and porn. Never did it myself since I had no friends and I've heard it's popular in the US, so I'm curious.
 
Did any of you play the soggy biscuit game? I remember reading that one so long ago when I only used the internet to find dirty jokes and porn. Never did it myself since I had no friends and I've heard it's popular in the US, so I'm curious.
Don't know what that is
 
Don't know what that is
A group of guys stands in a circle around a biscuit on a table - they all stroke off, and the last one to cum on it has to eat it. Variations exist - for example each guy strokes the guy next to him or their girlfriends stroke them off.

Never played it, but if I did I would definitely not be trying to last!
 
A group of guys stands in a circle around a biscuit on a table - they all stroke off, and the last one to cum on it has to eat it. Variations exist - for example each guy strokes the guy next to him or their girlfriends stroke them off.

Never played it, but if I did I would definitely not be trying to last!
OH okay
 
A group of guys stands in a circle around a biscuit on a table - they all stroke off, and the last one to cum on it has to eat it. Variations exist - for example each guy strokes the guy next to him or their girlfriends stroke them off.

Never played it, but if I did I would definitely not be trying to last!
Exactly right.
 
A group of guys stands in a circle around a biscuit on a table - they all stroke off, and the last one to cum on it has to eat it. Variations exist - for example each guy strokes the guy next to him or their girlfriends stroke them off.

Never played it, but if I did I would definitely not be trying to last!
Sounds like quite the group activity!
 
I have never been flexible enough and probably not well endowed enough to come close to being able to do this. I have tried when I was younger. I was able to stick out my tongue and touch the tip just barely. But that was it.

But to answer the question of if I could would I? I'd try it at least once.
 
Thats about it… that was a very long time ago, and i was drunk n probably high, and i have been drunk n probably high about a bajillion times since then…. So, ya know…. Lucky i can remember it happening at all. Lol
You must have gotten a heluva lot of dates after that hit the airwaves!!
 
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