If you could suck your own cock or lick your own pussy, would you?

[Dreamer110]

Well looking down at this moment.....

 

[Wageslave]

You bet I would

 

[YoungFarmGirl]

Assuming it was perfectly comfortable.

Would you seek out your own pussy juices or avoid?
Would tasting yourself turn you on or off?
Would you insert a toy at the same time?

Oh yes I would and I do....this is what a man is for, as long as his fingers or penis are clean

 

[Strixaluco]

Orgasms are like cooking: I can do it on my own, but it's more enjoyable if someone else does it for me.

So, nope.

 

[SwitchOnTheNight]

Absolutely I would. I’ve actually had a reoccurring dream that I was able to. Unfortunately I’ve never been anywhere close to flexible enough to do it.

I've had that dream.... and then the disappointment when you wake up..

Amazing. Best one I've seen.

I 100% would. Just like masturbating, it’s a great way to figure out your likes and dislikes. I’d probably turn it into a daily habit
And yes, I’d probably involve a toy more often than not

You could get one of those toys with a suction cup and stick it on your forehead

If I could do it, I'm sure I'd try it once. But even if I could, I think it would be too much effort to be worth it.

What if the effort was the same as using fingers? Would you switch or just add it for variety?

Oh yes I would and I do....this is what a man is for, as long as his fingers or penis are clean

I have a certificate from the FDA

Orgasms are like cooking: I can do it on my own, but it's more enjoyable if someone else does it for me.

So, nope.

But it can still be fun to have a convenient snack now and again

 

[Strixaluco]

But it can still be fun to have a convenient snack now and again

Licking oneself doesn't sound convenient in the least. Rather an absurdly inconvenient way - probably too uncomfortable position to actually reach an orgasm at all.

 

[NEOhio1972]

Its not easy....for me.....but possible....and I have.....I would more often if it were more comfortable...

 

[SwitchOnTheNight]

Assuming it was perfectly comfortable.

Licking oneself doesn't sound convenient in the least. Rather an absurdly inconvenient way - probably too uncomfortable position to actually reach an orgasm at all.

OK... If you could remove your head with no ill effects and hold it between your legs, would you?

There's no need to let reality spoil an entertaining thought experiment

 

[NEOhio1972]

OK... If you could remove your head with no ill effects and hold it between your legs, would you?

There's no need to let reality spoil an entertaining thought experiment

Come on....that's easy!! Who wouldnt!!!!!

 

[Beachguy23]

Absolutely, the feeling of an orgasm and cuming in my mouth at the same time is incredibly erotic, and damn right I’d swallow every drop and lick myself clean

 

[Strixaluco]

OK... If you could remove your head with no ill effects and hold it between your legs, would you?

There's no need to let reality spoil an entertaining thought experiment

No. Why would I? I don't not excited about licking female body parts in the least, even my own, and I prefer a method that's less of a hassle, something that I can do almost like a reflex. Because I WON'T be able to think, or have much of a coordination at all. It's small wonder I can even finger myself to orgasm without losing the touch before I get there.

Come on....that's easy!! Who wouldnt!!!!!

See above. Actually I don't even enjoy being licked, really. I much rather give head to my partner to be honest. Luckily he knows other methods than cunnilingus to make me wet.

 

[NEOhio1972]

Sorry strix......I'm with beach guy on this one. Especially if I could remove my head!!!!

 

[Strixaluco]

Sorry strix......I'm with beach guy on this one. Especially if I could remove my head!!!!

It doesn't bother me that you want to give head to yourself. Just don't expect that to be a norm.

 

[NEOhio1972]

Haha. All good. To each their own.....I'm good with me.....you do you!!!

 

[SwitchOnTheNight]

No. Why would I? I don't not excited about licking female body parts in the least, even my own, and I prefer a method that's less of a hassle, something that I can do almost like a reflex. Because I WON'T be able to think, or have much of a coordination at all. It's small wonder I can even finger myself to orgasm without losing the touch before I get there.


See above. Actually I don't even enjoy being licked, really. I much rather give head to my partner to be honest. Luckily he knows other methods than cunnilingus to make me wet.

Because many women prefer receiving oral from a guy than being fingered, so it's a "would you do it to yourself if you could" question, even if you don't like same-sex acts or that it is far from the norm. It's moot if you don't like oral though I guess. Which is fine. Whatever works for you.

OK... if you could summon at will a mindless clone of yourself out of thin air that obeys your every command, would you use her to make you come? In any way

 

[NEOhio1972]

Because many women prefer receiving oral from a guy than being fingered, so it's a "would you do it to yourself if you could" question, even if you don't like same-sex acts or that it is far from the norm. It's moot if you don't like oral though I guess. Which is fine. Whatever works for you.

OK... if you could summon at will a mindless clone of yourself out of thin air that obeys your every command, would you use her to make you come? In any way

....and can I watch???......( sorry....ill be quiet now....)

 

[Trubbycat]

Do you really expect anyone to say no?!!!

 

[Bisexguy70]

Ive actually thought it be hot to have an exact clone of myself. Does that count? 69 yes please!!!

 

[Trubbycat]

Ive actually thought it be hot to have an exact clone of myself. Does that count? 69 yes please!!!

That raises the natural next question... Would you fuck yourself (or vice versa)?

 

[Bisexguy70]

That raises the natural next question... Would you fuck yourself (or vice versa)?

Yes. I would

 

[NEOhio1972]

Yes. I would

That's cause you're easy.......haha!!!

 

[Bisexguy70]

That's cause you're easy.......haha!!!

I couldnt say no to myself

 

[ZfrkS62]

Before the days of my hip testing in it's socket as I took out of bed, or back cracking if I raise an eyebrow to fast, I could barely get my tongue to the tip, so yeah, I guess I would suck it off I could reach it. Might take a few tries to take the shot without chickening out.

 

[SwitchOnTheNight]

....and can I watch???......( sorry....ill be quiet now....)

Scientific experiments need observers.

Do you really expect anyone to say no?!!!

The nos suffer in silence

Before the days of my hip testing in it's socket as I took out of bed, or back cracking if I raise an eyebrow to fast, I could barely get my tongue to the tip, so yeah, I guess I would suck it off I could reach it. Might take a few tries to take the shot without chickening out.

This thread must be cracking backs left right and center . You can learn to like poultry if you add it to the menu often enough.

 

[NEOhio1972]

Haha. Everyone on the thread will be sore tomorrow.... Lol