If you could suck your own cock or lick your own pussy, would you?

[SwitchOnTheNight]

Haha. Everyone on the thread will be sore tomorrow.... Lol

From trying to reach or from raising an eyebrow to it haha.

 

[madmatt618]

When I was a teen, I could bend just enough to get my tongue to swirl around the head. Got myself off MANY times back in the day that way. I would be petrified of rupturing a disc to even try it now

 

[PeteyPP]

In a New York minute

 

[Strixaluco]

OK... if you could summon at will a mindless clone of yourself out of thin air that obeys your every command, would you use her to make you come? In any way

Why do you keep asking me spesifically?

No. I wouldn't. First of all no clones please, and 2nd, that would be far too close to lesbian sex, which is a total turn-off.

 

[SwitchOnTheNight]

Why do you keep asking me spesifically?

No. I wouldn't. First of all no clones please, and 2nd, that would be far too close to lesbian sex, which is a total turn-off.

To see if being entirely passive made a difference.

What if you had a fully functioning penis protruding from above your clit. How would you answer the title question if that were true?

You can just ignore me you know... and my clone

 

[ChassonKnight]

I wouldn't suck my own cock. I'm not keen when someone else does it, I feel no urge to do it myself. I do enjoy lapping my cum off a woman's body, so I guess if I could and did suck my own cock I'd probably at least cum in my mouth, but I think I'll stick to eating pussy.

 

[cuck72]

I'd LOVE! to be able to suck myself off, I'd be doing it every day and thinking it's some other guy's cock that I want to suck. If I can bend a little more even lick my own shithole too.

 

[BongoGal]

What if the effort was the same as using fingers? Would you switch or just add it for variety?

Even if bending and twisting myself like that were somehow easy, having my face up close and personal down there would be always be extra distracting compared to my own fingers. I can disassociate myself from my fingers in a way that I could never do with my mouth.

 

[SwitchOnTheNight]

Even if bending and twisting myself like that were somehow easy, having my face up close and personal down there would be always be extra distracting compared to my own fingers. I can disassociate myself from my fingers in a way that I could never do with my mouth.

And the porn would be upside down

Good point. A toy would take that disconnection even further presumably.

 

[THROBBS]

Funny, I had just posted a couple images in my gallery thread. (the 1st two here)
Which reminds me of this other one.

I do seem to have a drawing for most every topic.

I used to be able to, with a bit of effort, get the head of my cock and a bit more.
I never actually came from it, but it was a neat sensation (aside from my back LOL)
If I had had some more privacy during that time, I might have done it to completion.

Never had a desire to have another man's cock in my mouth tho'.

 

[tristantrotsky]

Here's the deal, if you choose to accept it...
you suck my cock and I'll lick your pussy.
Mutual satisfaction assured.

 

[MarionsLover]

Assuming it was perfectly comfortable.

Would you cum in your mouth? / Spit? / Swallow?
Would you use your hand or only your mouth?
Would you ever leave the house again?

Would you seek out your own pussy juices or avoid?
Would tasting yourself turn you on or off?
Would you insert a toy at the same time?

You'd never get me out of bed if could do that!
And I'd totally swallow my own load.
Using a prostate stimulator at the same time? Oh my!

 

[MarionsLover]

My first girlfriends brother could do it. he did it all the time

Lucky fellow

 

[ChassonKnight]

As some posters have suggested, you'd sort of have to enjoy eating cock in the first place, and watching porn would be virtually impossible while sucking yourself off. Is autofellatio a form of masturbation? If so, hands are easier.

 

[PeteyPP]

Went over my buddy's
His dog was licking it's balls
I said don't you wish you could do that
He said every time I try he bites me

 

[Dougos]

Yes I would

 

[SubmissiveSnowflake]

YES! YES! YES! If I could do it I would suck my clit rather than licking it, and I would give my toy a shot. I like watching hot men suck themselves on pornhub.

 

[naughty_shygirl]

I wish I was that flexible!

I was just thinking the same thing.

 

[Speshul91]

I can lick the tip of mine, haven't for a while though

 

[Imperfect_Guy]

As a teen I could just barely touch the tip of my cock with my tongue. It wasn't even close enough stimulation to get me off. Lord knows I tried at least a hundred times to no avail. It's probably best though cuz I may have never discovered real sex if I could have done that.

 

[HornyVirginWhore]

Yes because I love tasting myself

 

[hulmule]

Back in the 80's saw a picture of woman, Supporting herself with her hands and licking herself..

 

[HornyVirginWhore]

Back in the 80's saw a picture of woman, Supporting herself with her hands and licking herself..

Tried to see how far I'd go--- instant regret

 

[hulmule]

Tried to see how far I'd go--- instant regret

What happen?

 

[SubmissiveSnowflake]

I tried it. If I put the tip of my pinky finger on my hood I can touch my chin with the tip of my thumb.