Illiana's Library.

* slipping into the library, pointed ears perked up, brows arched high, eyes wide open, delicate nose sniffing the air.*

Did I hear someone mention booby cakes?

*Spotting the delightful treats on Illi's table, I sidle over, pretending and failing to look innocent, hands clasped behind my back, shifting from one foot to the other, looking at her with a kewpie doll smile.

May I please have a couple booby cakes, Miss Illi?
 
"I'm sure she will... we'll save some for her though..."

he shrugs, "I'm still here... that's about all I can say, but that's ok." he shrugs. "Just tired I guess."

*smiles* I understand. I am glad you are still here. Oh, I almost forgot... you need a birthday present, don't you?

*closes her eyes and concentrates for a moment then holds both hands out palms up. Suddenly a silver scabbard begins to materialize. It is adorned with Amethyst and covered in tiny, intricate celtic knots. Once it is fully formed she offers it to him* A birthday gift for the elven warrior.
 
* slipping into the library, pointed ears perked up, brows arched high, eyes wide open, delicate nose sniffing the air.*

Did I hear someone mention booby cakes?

*Spotting the delightful treats on Illi's table, I sidle over, pretending and failing to look innocent, hands clasped behind my back, shifting from one foot to the other, looking at her with a kewpie doll smile.

May I please have a couple booby cakes, Miss Illi?

*giggles at Thyri* they are for everyone, thyri, in honor of Glad's birthday. Though my net was down and the celebration is late. and you miss nakie one forgot to get your gift from the mantle yesterday. * She smiles as a rather large color copy of the Kama Sutra comes floating off the mantle to hover before Thyri* I could not think of what else you might like.
 
*giggles at Thyri* they are for everyone, thyri, in honor of Glad's birthday. Though my net was down and the celebration is late. and you miss nakie one forgot to get your gift from the mantle yesterday. * She smiles as a rather large color copy of the Kama Sutra comes floating off the mantle to hover before Thyri* I could not think of what else you might like.

*Smiles brightly as I quickly nab a pair of booby cakes to play with first, and eat later. ;)

Thank you, Illi!

*Spotting the colorfully illustrated book floating over, eager hands open it, skimming through the pages. Eyes widen, breath quickens, pulse races, skin flushes pink.*

Ooh, naughty pictures! Wow, I wonder if that one is even possible? Hmm, maybe if I.....and then if he could....Oooh!

*Noticing Glad is also here, I slip an arm around his waist, hugging him tightly and kiss his cheek.*

Well, Happy Belated Birthday mister. Are you feeling any better?
 
*Smiles brightly as I quickly nab a pair of booby cakes to play with first, and eat later. ;)

Thank you, Illi!

*Spotting the colorfully illustrated book floating over, eager hands open it, skimming through the pages. Eyes widen, breath quickens, pulse races, skin flushes pink.*

Ooh, naughty pictures! Wow, I wonder if that one is even possible? Hmm, maybe if I.....and then if he could....Oooh!

*Noticing Glad is also here, I slip an arm around his waist, hugging him tightly and kiss his cheek.*

Well, Happy Belated Birthday mister. Are you feeling any better?

*laughs at Thyri's reaction* I am glad you like it, Thyri. I knew you'd like the treats... just wait until your birthday then we will have booby cakes for you. lol.
 
*laughs at Thyri's reaction* I am glad you like it, Thyri. I knew you'd like the treats... just wait until your birthday then we will have booby cakes for you. lol.

Yay! I get boobies for my birthday! I've been looking forward to having some for a long time now! ;)

*Does happy dance, involving lots of jumping around.
 
Yay! I get boobies for my birthday! I've been looking forward to having some for a long time now! ;)

*Does happy dance, involving lots of jumping around.

*smiles and kisses my elf*

I'm sure you can get some off your sister and I aswell :devil:

Good afternoon Illi :)
 
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Yes, your twin was missing you while you were offline



You'll be waiting a long time before I ask you to put something on ;)

I missed her too, Ma'am.

I am hoping that eventually you will feel comfy enough with me to allow us to be friends on FB too. Still, Twin has explained the situation to me and I can be patient. I doubt we are going to suddenly become untwinlike. *giggles*
 
You'll be waiting a long time before I ask you to put something on ;)

*Grins*

Well, no one seems to mind, although some of the men seem to have a hard time concentrating when I show up, especially when I dance to J Geils Band, 'Centerfold'. *Winks at Illi.*
 
*Grins*

Well, no one seems to mind, although some of the men seem to have a hard time concentrating when I show up, especially when dance to J Geils Band, 'Centerfold'. *Winks at Illi.*

*chuckles* it was meant as a point that my library is never to be a stuffy place. As a matter of fact....*goes and rummages in a cabinet*
 
*comes out with a plaque that reads* Illiana's Library is a Drama and stuffiness free zone. All offenders will be given a stern talking to and if they cannot behave will be iggied for as long as they remain in this thread.*with a whispered spell it rises from her hands and attatches to the wall*
 
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