Illiana's Library.

[dragonrazor]

*laughs* smart ass!

We need pie and giant robots.

 

[illianacole]

We need pie and giant robots.

booby cakes and cinnamon butts aren't enough?

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

*Grins*

Well, no one seems to mind, although some of the men seem to have a hard time concentrating when I show up, especially when I dance to J Geils Band, 'Centerfold'. *Winks at Illi.*

When you're naked it makes it even easier for me to concentrate, especially since what I am concentrating on is you

 

[dragonrazor]

booby cakes and cinnamon butts aren't enough?

Not for me. Now if we had some hot giant robot pilots...

 

[illianacole]

Not for me. Now if we had some hot giant robot pilots...

lol. so create some.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

*comes out with a plaque that reads* Illiana's Library is a Drama and stuffiness free zone. All offenders will be given a stern talking to and if they cannot behave will be iggied for as long as they remain in this thread.*with a whispered spell it rises from her hands and attatches to the wall*

*nods*

That's a good idea, but good luck keeping the drama out. All of Lit seems to be drama lately. Way too much sadness and it feels like nothing we can do to help fix it.

 

[illianacole]

*nods*

That's a good idea, but good luck keeping the drama out. All of Lit seems to be drama lately. Way too much sadness and it feels like nothing we can do to help fix it.

This is true. I think I can keep the drama out okay enough. *gives her a knowing look*

 

[Annisthyrienne]

When you're naked it makes it even easier for me to concentrate, especially since what I am concentrating on is you

Ohh, I love it when You say things like that! Did You see that Illi got me the Kama Sutra? There are some things in here that we could try, Mistress. Okay, so for some of them, certain acoutrements may be needed, but we won't let that stop us.

 

[illianacole]

Ohh, I love it when You say things like that! Did You see that Illi got me the Kama Sutra? There are some things in here that we could try, Mistress. Okay, so for some of them, certain acoutrements may be needed, but we won't let that stop us.

you're welcome. Thank you for keeping the library open while Mistress and i were away.

 

[dragonrazor]

Gah. WHy the hell do people keep having to interrupt me.

 

[illianacole]

Gah. WHy the hell do people keep having to interrupt me.

it might be a universal law... i get interrupted all the time.

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

Ohh, I love it when You say things like that! Did You see that Illi got me the Kama Sutra? There are some things in here that we could try, Mistress. Okay, so for some of them, certain acoutrements may be needed, but we won't let that stop us.

Hmmm, sounds interesting.

And we are definitely not short of supplies

 

[dragonrazor]

it might be a universal law... i get interrupted all the time.

And I just hit my head on this stupid treadmill that they've got sitting in the living room because my niece threw the empty pitcher under it after I told her four times to put it back.

 

[illianacole]

And I just hit my head on this stupid treadmill that they've got sitting in the living room because my niece threw the empty pitcher under it after I told her four times to put it back.

yikes. My little charge is down for her nap right now, thank god!

 

[dragonrazor]

yikes. My little charge is down for her nap right now, thank god!

Yeah, I'm not happy. I have this huge knot on the back of my head now.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Yeah, I'm not happy. I have this huge knot on the back of my head now.

*drops a bag of ice on his lap from the ether*

 

[dragonrazor]

*drops a bag of ice on his lap from the ether*

Wrong head <<

 

[DarkWarrioress]

*drops a bag of ice on his lap from the ether*

OOPS! Sorry. *a ghostly hand plucks the bag from his lap and plops it on his head before returning to the ether*

 

[dragonrazor]

Things we all know should have happened in Pokemon.

"May is trying to teach Tentacle Rape to Bulbasaur. Bulbasaur has learned Tentacle Rape"

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Yeah, I'm not happy. I have this huge knot on the back of my head now.

*drops a bag of ice on his lap from the ether*

Wrong head <<

OOPS! Sorry. *a ghostly hand plucks the bag from his lap and plops it on his head before returning to the ether*

* Laughs so hard I turn red, holding my sides and rolling around on the couch!*

 

[choklatekoneko]

Walks in pure...bitch mode. She can't help it. What happened...last night. She forces the thoughts out of her mind as she sits, her short shorts and tunic leaving something to the imagination. Purely a human now..she crosses her legs, head leaning back.

 

[FleshyNuts]

Walks in pure...bitch mode. She can't help it. What happened...last night. She forces the thoughts out of her mind as she sits, her short shorts and tunic leaving something to the imagination. Purely a human now..she crosses her legs, head leaning back.

walks in and lays a flower across her forhead

Hello everyone.

 

[dragonrazor]

* Laughs so hard I turn red, holding my sides and rolling around on the couch!*

Walks in pure...bitch mode. She can't help it. What happened...last night. She forces the thoughts out of her mind as she sits, her short shorts and tunic leaving something to the imagination. Purely a human now..she crosses her legs, head leaning back.

Would you like a hug, kitty cat?

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Walks in pure...bitch mode. She can't help it. What happened...last night. She forces the thoughts out of her mind as she sits, her short shorts and tunic leaving something to the imagination. Purely a human now..she crosses her legs, head leaning back.

walks in and lays a flower across her forhead

Hello everyone.

*Waves to Neko and Tina*

 

[FleshyNuts]

*Waves to Neko and Tina*

Looks like I killed the library lol