incase you didn't know

[twelveoone]

Ashante fertility Figures--akuaba dolls. I usually sell the wood or brass ones. Right now I have ones made of bone. They're cool. I even wrote a poem called ashante porch... it's somewhere. I forgot to submit.

whose bones? are these the same bones the better than average poets always seem to stick in...
they might be poetry bones, have you run a DNA test?

 

[twelveoone]

The bra is a rare cotton fabric from the south. It's knock-me-up red and it's a 36D. I'm pretty sure it's a one of a kind, which will cost you more. If you wear it on your head, like anna, that will cause its fertility powers to have a longer ways to travel down the body. I suggest you strap it to your ass or thigh. Then of course, there is the ceremony. The fertility bra should be hung from a lamp during that time.

and doubles as an Jello-mold, comes with 8 packs of melon jello. as seen on TV

 

[WickedEve]

and doubles as an Jello-mold, comes with 8 packs of melon jello. as seen on TV

Yet another reason why you annoy me. You'd use a perfectly good, red, fertility bra for... wait a minute. What do you suggest people do with those jello boobs once they become firm? Huh?

 

[twelveoone]

Yet another reason why you annoy me. You'd use a perfectly good, red, fertility bra for... wait a minute. What do you suggest people do with those jello boobs once they become firm? Huh?

Didn't some guy in the sixties have a song about this once? Donovan? Melon Jello?
I'm just mad about Evie's
Evie's just mad about me
They call it Melon Jello
Quite nicely...
Yeh, it's coming back to me.

 

[WickedEve]

Didn't some guy in the sixties have a song about this once? Donovan? Melon Jello?
I'm just mad about Evie's
Evie's just mad about me
They call it Melon Jello
Quite nicely...
Yeh, it's coming back to me.

You've been eating the green jello, haven't you silly? Never eat the green jello.

 

[twelveoone]

You've been eating the green jello, haven't you silly? Never eat the green jello.

I thought that was green M&M's that had that effect.

BTW, Why is there only one ho, in what is that called your sig line?
what happened to the other two ho(s)

 

[WickedEve]

what happened to the other two ho(s)

Umm..
They're in the county lockup until after christmas?
or
Mrs. Santa found out about them and now there are two less hos in the world?

 

[twelveoone]

Umm..
They're in the county lockup until after christmas?
or
Mrs. Santa found out about them and now there are two less hos in the world?

oh, oh
Mrs. Santa sure be tough

What did this tread start out as, btw?

In case you didn't know...
1201 annoys WickedEve?
or
WickedEve insults 1201?
am I performing stand in duty for Tathagatagatagata?
Wait, wasn't THAT also a song from the sixties by the Iron Butterfly?
must be these geriatric drugs kicking in.
Flashback, time to go write some songs with that other guy.

 

[flyguy69]

I did not know...

...that Eve wears a 36D
...that 1201 has that disease where you sing lyrics just a little bit wrong
...that Santa isn't real, but that Mrs. Claus is
...that Boo can cover for him, because she has a whole bag of tricks

So the thread has been very helpful!

 

[The_Fool]

Re: I did not know...

...that Eve wears a 36D
...that 1201 has that disease where you sing lyrics just a little bit wrong
...that Santa isn't real, but that Mrs. Claus is
...that Boo can cover for him, because she has a whole bag of tricks

So the thread has been very helpful!

That is a thought of which I ponder, often subconsiously. Why does one woman have large breasts while another has not so large breasts when they both wear the same bra size?

Enquiring foolish minds want to know....

 

[WickedEve]

oh, oh
Mrs. Santa sure be tough

What did this tread start out as, btw?

In case you didn't know...
1201 annoys WickedEve?
or
WickedEve insults 1201?
am I performing stand in duty for Tathagatagatagata?
Wait, wasn't THAT also a song from the sixties by the Iron Butterfly?
must be these geriatric drugs kicking in.
Flashback, time to go write some songs with that other guy.

This thread started out as some meaningless nonsense and now it's about some meaningless nonsense.
When have I ever insulted you, chicken lips?
And for your info, I treat sweet tath like a monkey god.
And why aren't you commenting on my 1201 D cups like fly? Have you not noticed my breasts? They're not green jello, but I think they're cool.

 

[The_Fool]

This thread started out as some meaningless nonsense and now it's about some meaningless nonsense.
When have I ever insulted you, chicken lips?
And for your info, I treat sweet tath like a monkey god.
And why aren't you commenting on my 1201 D cups like fly? Have you not noticed my breasts? They're not green jello, but I think they're cool.

If they are cool would you like me to warm them up before they get cold???

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Re: I did not know...

That is a thought of which I ponder, often subconsiously. Why does one woman have large breasts while another has not so large breasts when they both wear the same bra size?

Enquiring foolish minds want to know....

Hey, you've seen the avs. These are genuine D cups--unstuffed. Well, stuffed with boobs...

 

[WickedEve]

If they are cool would you like me to warm them up before they get cold???

Let me say this and get it over with. "Sure baby. I'll wear your hands, mouth, knees, whatever, like a titty cozy." sigh... now, I just feel dirty.

 

[tungtied2u]

Let me say this and get it over with. "Sure baby. I'll wear your hands, mouth, knees, whatever, like a titty cozy." sigh... now, I just feel dirty.

So....everythings back to normal....right?

 

[WickedEve]

So....everythings back to normal....right?

I believe you people think I'm naughty. You do, don't you? Well, I need to start behaving myself... eventually

 

[tungtied2u]

I believe you people think I'm naughty. You do, don't you? Well, I need to start behaving myself... eventually

Naughty AND nice Evie...which is of course perfect for this time of year. Not only will you receive lovely prezzies, but switches...which given the right situation, can come in very handy.

Oh, and by the way, I caught the interchange on the tampon angel decoration....my daughter made a tampon ornament in her Montessori school kindergarten 15 years ago.....we used it for years......until the great tampon shortage of 1998.

It was always a hot topic of conversation .....and never failed to bring cheer to our holiday tree trimming.

 

[WickedEve]

Naughty AND nice Evie...which is of course perfect for this time of year. Not only will you receive lovely prezzies, but switches...which given the right situation, can come in very handy.

Oh, and by the way, I caught the interchange on the tampon angel decoration....my daughter made a tampon ornament in her Montessori school kindergarten 15 years ago.....we used it for years......until the great tampon shortage of 1998.

It was always a hot topic of conversation .....and never failed to bring cheer to our holiday tree trimming.

They had kindergarteners make tampon angels? Is that okay or is that weird?

 

[tungtied2u]

They had kindergarteners make tampon angels? Is that okay or is that weird?

Montessori is very hands on and inventive. That may explain why my kids teacher had an affair with my wife at the time....

but that's another story....

 

[WickedEve]

Montessori is very hands on and inventive. That may explain why my kids teacher had an affair with my wife at the time....

but that's another story....

Yes, that is a story. Have you written a poem about it? It should be a poem.

 

[tungtied2u]

Yes, that is a story. Have you written a poem about it? It should be a poem.

He was my daughters' teacher
We shared their education

He was a family friend
We shared Thanksgiving
Broke bread and spilt wine

He was my wife's boss
We shared her time
and love unknown to me

He gave so much
more than I would have
ever dreamed or wanted

.......now it's a poem

 

[WickedEve]

He was my daughters' teacher
We shared their education

He was a family friend
We shared Thanksgiving
Broke bread and spilt wine

He was my wife's boss
We shared her time
and love unknown to me

He gave so much
more than I would have
ever dreamed or wanted

.......now it's a poem

That's sad.

 

[tungtied2u]

That's sad.

yes, it was tragic.

thank you.......sure changed the tone of this thread didn't I ?

 

[WickedEve]

yes, it was tragic.

thank you.......sure changed the tone of this thread didn't I ?

that's okay. you calmed me down and now I'll behave. I'll go write a poem. a nice poem. one about my first cat or something.

 

[tungtied2u]

that's okay. you calmed me down and now I'll behave. I'll go write a poem. a nice poem. one about my first cat or something.

I see how writing a poem about petting your pussy could be very calming.......

can't wait to see the end product.....