Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[kieranhalcyon01]

Neither, I was staring at your boobs so hard I may be having a stroke

I'll make you fountain something other than salt, ifyaknowwhatimean ;-)

 

[Saltfountain]

Never have I ever fucked your mum...


*stands up anyway*

 

[Saltfountain]

His dad agreed with her

 

[tnh_06]

Come back to my place baby, I will take off my bib and we can make a mess

 

[Scarred65]

6'2", muscular and hung, nice. You remind me of my first wife.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

6'2", muscular and hung, nice. You remind me of my first wife.

You look a lot like your dad. Can you hold that belt in your hand and say "someone's been a bad girl" so I can see if we have the same kinda chemistry? He always said it kinda quietly too, so try that.

 

[Scarred65]

You look a lot like your dad. Can you hold that belt in your hand and say "someone's been a bad girl" so I can see if we have the same kinda chemistry? He always said it kinda quietly too, so try that.

Ok baby doll. Just let the fentanyl kick in first. And I'll have to clean off my Electrolarynx 'cos it's been buzzing up my ass all day

 

[Beardy_181]

On the first date: "Well you certainly can use your mouth for talking, how about we see what else you can do with that thing?"

 

[Coyote100]

That's an interesting tatoo on your chest. Are you a pirate?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Hmmmm. Do you like...coats?

 

[Coyote100]

Have ever eaten rattlesnake? They taste like chicken.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can only cum if you sing “I am Henry the 8th I am” while simultaneously fucking me and holding me by the ears … that’s not a problem, is it?

 

[Saltfountain]

I can only cum if you sing “I am Henry the 8th I am” while simultaneously fucking me and holding me by the ears … that’s not a problem, is it?

Goddamn... It's like you read all my fantasies...

The only bit you missed was I need to cum in your nostrils

 

[Boredcanuckastan]

Only if ut flows from yhe nostrils like a golden shower

 

[Saltfountain]

Only if ut flows from yhe nostrils like a golden shower

Fuck, I've always wanted to piss up someone's nose

 

[Boredcanuckastan]

Like the beautiful fountain in two girls one cup

 

[Saltfountain]

I like to imagine you as my cup

 

[Wren200]

I like to imagine you as my cup

I'm salty enough without you

 

[Shenanigans90]

Since you already have a wrench do you need a screw?

 

[Apisto42]

Since you already have a wrench do you need a screw?

Seems you’re handy with tools, can you help me pound this in?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Seems you’re handy with tools, can you help me pound this in?

Hey you... um... remember that one time...

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Hey you... um... remember that one time...

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Yes I'll pay for some of your bus fare.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Yes I'll pay for some of your bus fare.

Oh, bus fare, dirty ... wait... don't ask me how though...

 

[Wriggle]

Oh, bus fare, dirty ... wait... don't ask me how though...

I like big butts and I cannot lie
All you other brothers can't deny
That when that girl walks in with a iddy biddy waist.....

What do you mean you're self conscious about it?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I like big butts and I cannot lie
All you other brothers can't deny
That when that girl walks in with a iddy biddy waist.....

What do you mean you're self conscious about it?

Uh sure you’ve a lovely singing voice. No, no I don’t need to hear more. But thank you kindly.