Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[dawn_of_night]

Geeze your pussy breath is really strong today.

Did you hear her? Man, I made her scream....

 

[Trubbycat]

Could you let me have your fish for a few minutes? He'll be okay.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Could you let me have your fish for a few minutes? He'll be okay.

Uh..,I don't have a fish ....

 

[Trubbycat]

Okay I'll find something to play with...

 

[Beardy_181]

You know, in some ways you're far superior to my cocker spaniel.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sorry, I'm allergic to normalcy and uniform interaction

 

[azz_vt]

I’ve got antihistamines in my cabinet…

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have a note from my Urologist that I have to have sex twice a week. You can't argue with a note...

 

[BansheeDaddy23]

I have a note from my Urologist that I have to have sex twice a week.

I’m your urologist and I think I can provide a “medical” solution

 

[Mrtenant]

I got my crotch stomping shoes on. Present your crotch for a proper stomping.

 

[Beardy_181]

I make a mean cow tongue stew! How about coming over for dinner tonight and eating tongue before getting tongued?

 

[lilmissdarling]

Let's just fast forward to the part where you get my name tatted on you.

 

[Wriggle]

Let's just fast forward to the part where you get my name tatted on you.

I've got needles at home if you want a night cap.

 

[Beardy_181]

I've got extra wool socks at home if you fancy a sleigh ride tonight.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it ok if I text my other boyfriend while we bang?

 

[cactusjack0584]

So we doing this or not? Hello? Oh shit had you on mute.

 

[lavendersilk]

Is it OK if I call my accountant while we bang? Tax season is just around the corner...

 

[cactusjack0584]

Oh I know you want me…
**Door opening noise…**
Mom, get out of my room!!! It’s my private phone time! Geez!!!…
Anyway, baby… hello?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I can ...grant...your innermost desires.

Get it? Got it? Good

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I can ...grant...your innermost desires.

Get it? Got it? Good

Always dancing by myself is just masturbation with a disco ball. But with the two of us we can do the tangly tango!

 

[Saltfountain]

I used to dance like you do, but the surgeon has said things can go back to normal now he's sorted my piles

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

I used to dance like you do, but the surgeon has said things can go back to normal now he's sorted my piles

Dint I see down at Pepper Mountain?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Dint I see down at Pepper Mountain?

Hey, baby, is that a grasshopper on your siding or are you happy to see me?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hey, baby, is that a grasshopper on your siding or are you happy to see me?

Hey stud, do you have a facial tick or are you trying to wink at me?

 

[Saltfountain]

Hey stud, do you have a facial tick or are you trying to wink at me?

Neither, I was staring at your boobs so hard I may be having a stroke