Insertions

[BentSecrets]

Not at all! What fun toys do you have up your sleeve?

I have a plunger with an AMAZING handle on it. Once in a great while I'll get the urge for anal but don't have a partner around, and when I do, I unscrew the handle, lube it up and insert it. It's got several "knobs" for lack of a better term, and the feeling of each lump sliding into and out of my ass as I stroke my thick, hard cock is simply *amazing*.

 

[ketalia]

Okay, weird one here. Marbles..

A former girlfriend got a bag of marbles from the toy store, in various sizes.... Shooters, "regulation size", and some smaller ones from the craft store. She crammed them into a condom, filling it all up, stretching it a bit. She added a few shots of lube (the proper, water-based kind! , tied it shut. And then she took another condom, gave it a couple of pumps of lube, put the marble filled one in it with the knot in the end (we're careful pervettes! It's hard to get stuff lost inside a vagina, but it'd be a pain in the butt to get them out.)

So now we've got this hard, dick shaped tube of lumpy bumpy bits all squishy and hard and everything... It wasn't too long, but it was slightly wider than most guys. She dropped it in a bowl of hot water (not boiling mind you, glass gets really hot really fast!) and let it float there while we went at it. As soon as I was nice and wet, she worked it in there. I ended up straddling a pile of pillows, rocking back and forth (think ben wa balls on freaking steroids!) with a vibe under my clit/pussy (it was kind of laying lengthwise on the pillows, so it touching me from taint to clitty, and the vibrations were carrying through the marbles....) while I ate her out, as best I could under the circumstances.. I came so hard so often that I felt like I'd be running marathons or something the next day. My legs and stomach were SOOOO sore...

The only hard part was finding something "special" to do for her since she'd pretty much given me some of the best orgasms of my life that night.

I confess, I still have a ziplock bag of marbles in my dresser drawer...

 

[jan_vjj]

This is a great thread. I haven't been to adventurous with that sort of thing, though. I've tried my hairbrush and travel size shampoo bottles.

i need regular size ones since last kid...

 

[mom_wendy]

In times when I'm in dire need I have used the handle of our plunger, I wonder when hubby bought it if he had thought I would try it.

 

[theunknown2008]

I once used a cucumber....and later watched the woman chop it up and put it in a salad.

That is hot. I had a lover of mine do that after. Cucumbers are one of the only green veggies I like so she didn't want it to go to waste. After she came, she took it out, chopped it up, and fed it to me. Of course I didn't finish eating it until the next day because a few bites in I would get so hot we'd have to fuck.

 

[BentSecrets]

That is hot. I had a lover of mine do that after. Cucumbers are one of the only green veggies I like so she didn't want it to go to waste. After she came, she took it out, chopped it up, and fed it to me. Of course I didn't finish eating it until the next day because a few bites in I would get so hot we'd have to fuck.

I used to date a woman who loved it when I'd shoot my cum all over her hot oatmeal, then she'd eat it and savor it, LOL

 

[theunknown2008]

Okay, weird one here. Marbles..

A former girlfriend got a bag of marbles from the toy store, in various sizes.... Shooters, "regulation size", and some smaller ones from the craft store. She crammed them into a condom, filling it all up, stretching it a bit. She added a few shots of lube (the proper, water-based kind! , tied it shut. And then she took another condom, gave it a couple of pumps of lube, put the marble filled one in it with the knot in the end (we're careful pervettes! It's hard to get stuff lost inside a vagina, but it'd be a pain in the butt to get them out.)

So now we've got this hard, dick shaped tube of lumpy bumpy bits all squishy and hard and everything... It wasn't too long, but it was slightly wider than most guys. She dropped it in a bowl of hot water (not boiling mind you, glass gets really hot really fast!) and let it float there while we went at it. As soon as I was nice and wet, she worked it in there. I ended up straddling a pile of pillows, rocking back and forth (think ben wa balls on freaking steroids!) with a vibe under my clit/pussy (it was kind of laying lengthwise on the pillows, so it touching me from taint to clitty, and the vibrations were carrying through the marbles....) while I ate her out, as best I could under the circumstances.. I came so hard so often that I felt like I'd be running marathons or something the next day. My legs and stomach were SOOOO sore...

The only hard part was finding something "special" to do for her since she'd pretty much given me some of the best orgasms of my life that night.

I confess, I still have a ziplock bag of marbles in my dresser drawer...

Sounds like she was on a mission to get you off, lucky you. Marbles, I might have to try that.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I've used marbles, and also those smooth river rocks. i just stuffed them in, one after another. You can hear the clink as they shift around, and whoo boy, you can feel it too, as you fill up! I've done it to several girlfriends as well.

Never lost a one. They all come tumbling out, being too small and too heavy to fight gravity.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Thanks!

I dreamed about you people last night. It involved a fruit. I nearly came in my dream, and I woke up wet.

 

[theunknown2008]

I dreamed about you people last night. It involved a fruit. I nearly came in my dream, and I woke up wet.

Thats a hot thought Grace. I bet you made a lot of noise in your sleep, that would have been hot to watch and hear.

 

[switchbitch]

I've used marbles, and also those smooth river rocks. i just stuffed them in, one after another. You can hear the clink as they shift around, and whoo boy, you can feel it too, as you fill up! I've done it to several girlfriends as well.

Never lost a one. They all come tumbling out, being too small and too heavy to fight gravity.

I keep mine in a small rubber bag rather like a balloon but just a bit tougher. When I sit on them (with a small vibrator in the centre of them) and rock backwards and forwards they gradually worked their way inside one at a time, they all vibrate and it feels that the hundred vibrating fingers inside you. It works particularly wellfor those of us too tight for fisting because they stretch gradually one at a time and there is far more stretch inside than at the openingis the closest thing I can get to fistingand it feels wonderful

 

[Vivienne999]

I have gone through kitchen draws and tried all sorts of handles. An occasional veggie also.

 

[mom_wendy]

I'm planning on getting some marbles and trying that next time I get some alone girl time

 

[Prettywilling]

I'm planning on getting some marbles and trying that next time I get some alone girl time

It does sound like fun doesn't it

 

[Prince Albert]

I dreamed about you people last night. It involved a fruit. I nearly came in my dream, and I woke up wet.

And the problem with that is?????????????

 

[Stella_Omega]

I keep mine in a small rubber bag rather like a balloon but just a bit tougher. When I sit on them (with a small vibrator in the centre of them) and rock backwards and forwards they gradually worked their way inside one at a time, they all vibrate and it feels that the hundred vibrating fingers inside you. It works particularly wellfor those of us too tight for fisting because they stretch gradually one at a time and there is far more stretch inside than at the openingis the closest thing I can get to fistingand it feels wonderful

Yes, exactly!

with a vibe in the middle... it's gotta be better than one of those rabbit vibrators.

where did you find the rubber bag?

I dreamed about you people last night. It involved a fruit. I nearly came in my dream, and I woke up wet.

awesome, Grace

 

[GracefullyYours]

And the problem with that is?????????????

Problem? No problem here....

 

[blu3tooth]

Ice cubes were fun. My wife filled her pussy with them then we fucked. Exquisite.

The gear shift on the Subaru was good too. She took it all.

 

[coatcheckgirl]

Alright... I'm making a new New Year's Resolution list... and on top of the list - Marbles! Wahooo does that sound like a blast!

 

[amofiga]

I keep mine in a small rubber bag rather like a balloon but just a bit tougher. When I sit on them (with a small vibrator in the centre of them) and rock backwards and forwards they gradually worked their way inside one at a time, they all vibrate and it feels that the hundred vibrating fingers inside you. It works particularly wellfor those of us too tight for fisting because they stretch gradually one at a time and there is far more stretch inside than at the openingis the closest thing I can get to fistingand it feels wonderful

Now THAT! is hot as hell. Bravo!

To the person who used the cucumber and then cut it up in salad. I once had a woman tell me that after a fight with her husband, she stuck a carrot up her ass and then cut it up in his salad at dinner. Beware the woman scorned.

 

[secretlykinky]

I was into masturbating with objects for a while and used things such as shampoo bottles, curling iron, brushes, flashlight, etc

 

[manwalking666]

I know im a guy and this is woman based by i love the thought of my wife having "foreign objects" inside her and i like the idea of food, is it possible to use any other food than fruit or veg?

 

[Kudram123]

I know im a guy and this is woman based by i love the thought of my wife having "foreign objects" inside her and i like the idea of food, is it possible to use any other food than fruit or veg?

How about a candy cane
Although I'm not sure what the sugar would do.

Never really thought about it, but fruit and veg are the best options really, wouldn't want to insert a T-bone steak or anything!

 

[ga400us]

Anything composed of sugar should be avoided unless followed by a good internal cleansing. The sugar could cause a nasty funk or infection. As long as she enjoys it and washes good after you both should have lots of fun!

 

[manwalking666]

is it possible to use normas food like sausages etc?