Insertions

do we have similar friends? jk. I didn't specify the brand, just the style. So, did you friend enjoy it?

Do I strike you as the kind of girl who has a bunch of non-perverted friends? Of course she loved it....it was hot. She got a kick out of wearing them around....I'd just look at her, shake my head, and laugh.
 
Do I strike you as the kind of girl who has a bunch of non-perverted friends? Of course she loved it....it was hot. She got a kick out of wearing them around....I'd just look at her, shake my head, and laugh.

Grace, you just strike me in general. :) So did my friend. She wanted more of the same so that's what we did...
 
This is a great thread. I haven't been to adventurous with that sort of thing, though. I've tried my hairbrush and travel size shampoo bottles.
 
I have a Bokken (japanese wooden sword) that my ex always wanted to use on herself but I was a little dubious due to the pointed tip that it has
 
So... I was less successful with the clementines... squished them into a sticky, juicy mess... not SUCH a problem, except no one was here to clean me up! So... other suggestions for tomorrow's adventures?
 
So... I was less successful with the clementines... squished them into a sticky, juicy mess... not SUCH a problem, except no one was here to clean me up! So... other suggestions for tomorrow's adventures?

I volunteer!
 
So... I was less successful with the clementines... squished them into a sticky, juicy mess... not SUCH a problem, except no one was here to clean me up! So... other suggestions for tomorrow's adventures?

Are you going with just fruit? *adjusts halo*
 
I've had a pussy for 20 years, and I've been shoving objects in it for a good part of them; I'll never get used to it! I'm always wondering what I can find to get off with; it's one of life's great adventures!

There's so many different things to try in this world, and those things get even hotter when they belong to someone else or someone else is shoving them in you. ;)

It seems that whenever I run across one of your posts, you never fail to intrigue....this time, I think im a little bit in love.
 
It seems that whenever I run across one of your posts, you never fail to intrigue....this time, I think im a little bit in love.

Aren't you a doll?

I just think there's no reason to fib about being an insertion skank; I like putting things in me, just as much as I like watching other women inserting things into them -- both holes!

Yum!
 
Aren't you a doll?

I just think there's no reason to fib about being an insertion skank; I like putting things in me, just as much as I like watching other women inserting things into them -- both holes!

Yum!

I agree and not sure I'm JUST a insertion skank, or just a skank :D
 
Post Office has flat-rate box available....

I was "toying" with the idea of rounding up (rounded) objects around the house possibly other peoples houses, dollar stores, etc. and sending it to some random "insertion skank".

As I ran the idea in and out of the filthier regions my subconsious mind, I was suddenly aware with a guffaw what the USPS uses as a tagline for those boxes.

IF IT FITS...IT SHIPS!

Brilliant.
 
I was "toying" with the idea of rounding up (rounded) objects around the house possibly other peoples houses, dollar stores, etc. and sending it to some random "insertion skank".

As I ran the idea in and out of the filthier regions my subconsious mind, I was suddenly aware with a guffaw what the USPS uses as a tagline for those boxes.

IF IT FITS...IT SHIPS!

Brilliant.

Sounds fun!
 
I used to have a bottle collection. All very small tincture bottles made in various designs for storing homemade perfumes. They had ridges or various sized bulbs (like a snowman) or my favorite was a studded one. The little nubs were AMAZING.

But, in the end after puberty it's no fun to play alone.
 
I used to have a bottle collection. All very small tincture bottles made in various designs for storing homemade perfumes. They had ridges or various sized bulbs (like a snowman) or my favorite was a studded one. The little nubs were AMAZING.

But, in the end after puberty it's no fun to play alone.

I beg to differ ;)
 
All delicious ideas... I can imagine getting a box like that in the mail... picturing what the shipper was thinking when they chose the items... and envsioning them slipping inside... yum!
 
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